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Submitted by <Bella70.at.mindspring.com> (View user info) at 2003-02-05 13:42:28 EST
Hope you like it, chubby.
User Reviews
Submitted by Leroy (user info) at 2006-06-01 18:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Loren, you look ravishing in the lower right photo, you need to lose the fringe permanently girlfriend.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gulp.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-28 10:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute. Your eyes or contacts?
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-06-28 10:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All that and a cup a tea..
Submitted by Sicgrrl (user info) at 2004-05-15 06:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn it, your hot!
I take everything I previously said back.
Look at your eyes!!!
meow x
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-13 10:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot. Worthy of Falco :D
Submitted by Dazd1 (user info) at 2004-03-10 20:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
VERYYYYY Nice!!
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-01-29 00:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn, look at those eyes! marvelous!
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-01-13 02:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damnit, why didn't I get drunk at ubercon? Oh well...better to take the higher road, I suppose.
Just wanted to wish you a happy uber-posting anniversary! It is a little early, but I'll probably forget if I try to wait three weeks.
Wonder if you're narcissistic enough to check all of your posts for new reviews. Drop me an email sometime.
jonukah.at.aol.com
Submitted by Perplexd (user info) at 2004-01-08 15:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think your pretty
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-12-12 11:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good gawd....
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-08-08 03:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Very nice.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-08-07 14:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lose the manbrows. Other than that, you're not so bad.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-03-28 09:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Thank you, and yes, I'm involved. Christ, I'm always involved.
You are aware I didn't post the pic for pic-ups, right? :-)
Either way, thanks. Visit the "No More Beating around the Bush"
post for some good fun.
Loren
Submitted by Rodent (user info) at 2003-03-28 09:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Loren I'm new to this site and came across your pix. Tell me are curently involved with anyone?
You are a definite 10+ in my eyes.
Submitted by Quirkster (user info) at 2003-03-22 13:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd post a picture of myself, but I won't because not only am I hideously deformed, but I'm incredibly sensitive about it. Sometimes, being called "Dr. Mutato", "Mongoloid Monkey", "Fred Distorted" and even "The Walking Foetus-Head" can be quite hurtful.
That or maybe the fact that I couldn't be bothered and I don't really care. Take your pick.
Submitted by Loren <Bella70.at.mindspring.com> at 2003-02-10 08:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like my eyebrows. I keep them tamed with a weed-whacker and enamel floor wax.
PAS - Thanks, I was talking with a guy I'm seeing about ubersite, really the "Ameera" site, which kept me highly entertained for days... and I mentioned that having another female (PAS - not Ameera) posting with a brain and a sense of humor was refreshing. Also, I really don't hate teenagers, I have 13 nieces/nephews, and 4 are teens now. But my family and I smack them around to keep them in line. lol.
Can you feel the love guys?
RE: the BACK HAIR!? - Only during a full moon.
L
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-02-09 08:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meow
Saucer of milk for catscradle. Lol.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-02-08 16:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so, the brows are a homage to betty davis? or are you a trekkie with a Romulan bent?
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-02-08 13:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet she has atrocious back hair.
hehe
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-02-08 12:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Loren, I've been reading some of your other posts on Ubersite.
Imo, you're the breath of fresh air this board was in need of.
A little harsh on the teenagers p'haps but they were starting to deserve it, there are too many of them and they were beginning to do my head in. As a generalisation of course!
PAS
p.s. I was saying this out of honesty not because you've put your photos up on the site (brave move). I'm a straight female, not another 'flirtee' although happy hunting on the site chuck.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-02-08 09:38:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wouldn't have it any other way ;)
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-02-08 09:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cheers Yid, yep I do have a teeny tiny sense of humour, I try to keep it well under wraps because it's far easier to let the verbal venom fly if you feel someone has insulted you than to laugh at depreciating remarks where no malice was intended...yep indeedy.
:o)
Fuck that, I like being a heifer.
PAS.....one of the herd.
p.s. I didn't come here to make friends. You're still a fucked up, porn obsessed Jewish, Polish transexual called Judith...but you're ok by me.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-02-08 03:50:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so, PAS, you DO have a sense of humour. How refreshing!
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-02-07 21:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You bet wrong Jimmy. I'd give myself 2/10 on hotornot. Definitely a not.
I make up for with my it with my sparkling personality, my hobbies including chewing and standing up for long periods of time. I've big soulful brown eyes, and I enjoy stimulating conversation so long as it's monosyllabic and involves a lot of staring and fluttering my big eyelashes. I'm a slut for any man that wants to get underneath me and tweak my nipples but they are in danger of getting crushed if they don't warm up their fingers first. The other pros of being a heifer are having massive udders and plenty of warm milk.
:p
PAS
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-02-07 12:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
alas, no adult pics from loren...
there's always the hope that a rerun of 'the facts of life' will feature jo in a skimpy pair of 80's gym shorts, leg warmers and a tight t-shirt...i'll just keep watching tv and if i see that, know i'll be thinking of you, or changing the channel to watch the girls gone wild infomercial with snoop.
Submitted by Loren <Bella70.at.mindspring.com> at 2003-02-07 09:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, yeah I'm single. By choice, I swear. I was in a 7+ year "relationship" but I didn't want to get married, at least not to him. So it was time to s**t or get off the pot as they say. The rest is history. Now I'm making up for lost time. ;-)
Bart, how did you know I was into dorky white guys from Chicago? Unfortunately I'm in NY.
_JP - if you're keeping count, I think I'm up to 4 now on the flirt-o-meter.
L
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-02-07 04:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't suppose you live in Chicago and have a thing for dorky white guys?
I guess that wasn't really a question, but I guess I don't really want an answer.
Submitted by blanchfor (user info) at 2003-02-06 17:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just wanted to type something because my fingers were wanting to type. Never mind.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-02-06 17:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2003-02-06 14:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i bet peoplearestrange is better
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-02-06 14:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
So why are you single Loren?
Submitted by Loren <Bella70.at.mindspring.com> at 2003-02-06 14:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lodnem,
You're right, we must protect the integrity of ubersite.
Loren
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-02-06 12:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, but only for the sake of ubersite, i dare her in the name of 'chubby' to post at least an nc-17 rated photo.
in fact, young belle, i triple dog dare you!!!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-02-06 10:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dare her dude. It's for the team!
Submitted by Loren <Bella70.at.mindspring.com> at 2003-02-06 08:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Streetpunk - you made my day.
lodnem - I've tried a lot of things in my time, but posting nude pics isn't one of them. Now if you had DARED me, like Razor did...
mmmIdonthinkso. ;-)
L
Submitted by streetpunk <juggalo44.at.mad.scientist.com> at 2003-02-05 20:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, loren!!! Would it be too forward too say I think I love YOU!!!
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-02-05 18:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
honestly, i would rate higher than 7.5, but you're wearing alot of clothes....yeah yeah, someone had to say it.
Submitted by blanchfor (user info) at 2003-02-05 15:43:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I give this one a 10. When I loaded the page, I was thinking to myself "hmmm... well Derek what could this page possibly be about?" Then I saw something on the screen and passed out. When I came to my friend Ryan was waving his slim jim in my face. Not THAT slim jim you peverts, his slim jim that is actual beef jerky and all that good stuff. So he said, "hey bro, you passed out! Wanna taste my slim jim?" I decided not to because I was way too thirsty. I departed my workcenter for a coke and while putting the first quarter in the slot on the machine, I thought to myself, "hey!? wasn't I on that Ubersite earlier? Oh yeah!" So I ran back to my workcenter and got on the computer. Nice set of pictures. Really, it is. I would put my picture up but everyone here hates me already and after they see how beatiful I am I would probably be stalked or something. We wouldn't want that now would we?
Submitted by _JP (user info) at 2003-02-05 15:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool, I'd post a pic if I had a digital camera . . . well, maybe. Anyway, nice pictures.
Submitted by Loren <Bella70.at.mindspring.com> at 2003-02-05 14:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha, I didn't see the "chubby" thing you wrote. Sorry about that. hahaha
Submitted by Loren <Bella70.at.mindspring.com> at 2003-02-05 14:50:48 EST (#)
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Uh, oh Razor, does this mean we're buddies now?
Maybe it will start a trend. That would be refreshing.
:-)
Loren
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-02-05 14:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to give you a +2 for having the gumption to post your picture up here... it's about time someone else besides me got up the courage!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-02-05 14:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're pretty cute...
I'd have to give you a 9 but then I'm partial to your kind of look.
And I'm not chubby!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-05 13:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Razor is chubby.
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-02-05 13:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
7.5
who's chubby?