10,000 Hits. Fina-fuckin-ly!!! (625 hits)
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Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (View user info) at 2004-11-15 10:15:32 EST
It took 45 posts, 5 weeks, and whoooole lot of conniving, but I've finally broken through the 10K threshold!!! What does this mean? I'm not quite sure, but what I do know is that I only have to post roughly 425 more times to get to 100K. I'm up to the task. So do I have the lowest average hits per post or what?
Left and right are wrong.
They fight but don't get answers.
Stay in the middle.
How about them Packers, eh? Back on top after the ref said that the Viking that was on the fumble only counted as 3/5 of a player cuz he was black and was therefoer ineligible. I love that Brett Favre, though. He is one tough mofo. His cock-and-balls must be made of leather.
Jesus Christ is bad.
Allah and Vishnu are, too.
Religion is death.
The best QB for the Ravens is the Jets second-string running back. The best punter on the Ravens is a former all-Pro QB. That is fucking embarrassing. If I were Kordell Stewart I would just retire instead of playing second fiddle to a BAD young QB. Not bad like attitude, but bad like AWFUL.
My cock is throbbing.
Will you come stroke it for me?
Not if you're a dude.
I'm signing off, folks. I'll catch you in a few. Hours. Bwahahahahaaaahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-11-15 13:43:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-11-15 10:42:53 (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Jabba_the_Shit
User id: 12809
Registered on or around: 2004-10-08 13:51:23
# Messages posted: 45
# Reviews written: 344
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 580
# Hits: 9994
Average rating of all messages: -0.32
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Not yet bitch
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Jabba_the_Shit
User id: 12809
Registered on or around: 2004-10-08 13:51:23
# Messages posted: 45
# Reviews written: 344
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 592
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Average rating of all messages: -0.32
I said '45' posts, did I not?
And Shlongman, I still despise you. Which is odd, considering I never met you...uh oh...........
"I don't know you, but I think I ha-a-ate you.
You're the reason for my misery-yy.
Strange how you've become my biggest enemy,
Yet I've never even seen your fa-ace.
Maybe it's just jealousy,
Mixing up with a violent mi-i-ind.
A circumstance that doesn't make much sense,
Or may-be I'm just dumb."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-15 13:01:09 EST (#)
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That's great, Tom...now you can probably see it without the Hubble Telescope.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-11-15 12:56:55 EST (#)
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I'm on the brink of 400,000. This is so making me penis bigger.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-15 12:45:33 EST (#)
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I'm up over 17,000 now and have been erect for 4 days straight.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-15 12:27:31 EST (#)
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congratulations. i recently pass 10K hits too, without resorting to using crazy nipple titles.
but linkwhore, that i am
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51564
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-15 12:20:20 EST (#)
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You haven't lived until you've hit 16,000 hits. I just orgasmed.
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-15 11:34:46 EST (#)
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err.... DeathJester, no offense, but....
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-15 10:53:33 (#)
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-0.32 average? You must really be proud. Over half of the people who viewed your shit thought it sucked.
Everything you ever wanted to know about DeathJester
User id: 3431
Registered on or around: 2003-11-04 09:38:04
# Messages posted: 36
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# Hits: 9130
Average rating of all messages: -0.38
what the?
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-15 11:29:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-15 11:12:14 EST (#)
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excellent maths skills
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-15 10:53:33 EST (#)
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-0.32 average? You must really be proud. Over half of the people who viewed your shit thought it sucked.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-15 10:45:13 EST (#)
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10,000 responses form people telling you your posts suck.
Way to go, dipshit.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-11-15 10:42:53 EST (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Jabba_the_Shit
User id: 12809
Registered on or around: 2004-10-08 13:51:23
# Messages posted: 45
# Reviews written: 344
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 580
# Hits: 9994
Average rating of all messages: -0.32
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Not yet bitch
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-15 10:41:30 EST (#)
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Post names that will net you 10k hits:
I took a hooker's tooth in the ballbag and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
<any title w/ the word "nigger". Just ask Shitfuck>
any title w/ naked, boob, nipples, butt, etc.
Here's a perfect example of what I'm talking about. Note the number of hits.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27956
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-15 10:40:09 EST (#)
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I have 30,000 on sixty posts. Never mind, there are a lot of us that are never gonna make the MVA. Take, for instance, me. And I'm pretty sure that guy over there. And the lady with the sideburns. And pretty much everyone at table nine.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-15 10:37:43 EST (#)
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Oh well, it'll take me more than that to hit 10k unless i post a daily picture of my erection. Wait a minute, that's a great ide...
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-15 10:32:33 EST (#)
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45 post's of pure shit.
Good job.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-15 10:32:25 EST (#)
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10000 with 45 is pretty poor.
Me? 24000 with 56. So-so.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-11-15 10:30:07 EST (#)
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Ahhhh, the good ol' 10K. I remember breaking that barrier. I think it took me longer than it took you. Bastard.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-11-15 10:29:58 EST (#)
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Your finger must hurt from repeatedly pressing that f5 key.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-11-15 10:21:56 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-11-15 10:16:50 EST (#)
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Want a cookie?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-15 10:16:47 EST (#)
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You could have gotten 10k hits with 1 post, had you chosen the correct title.