From employment to employment.... (795 hits)
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Submitted by Muttonchops (View user info) at 2004-11-15 15:36:31 EST
I'm still a lad. I detest it so. I'm 20 years old, and with young age comes malcomportment. The way I present myself, an english youth, makes my presence looked down upon, or so says my former foremen. Today, we're going to take a voyage, a voyage back to my first place of employment up until now. It's amazing how much progress you can make in four years...
August 1999- All I wanted was a motor car, any would suffice, I just wanted a a motor car. I didn't care if it was a dilapidaded machine that barely functioned properly, as long as it got me from the opera to the play house. That's what we all profess, correct? As soon as I witness someone of my age in a brand new motor car, I desire one. So anyway, 1999.. my first job. I got a job at a Food emporium as a bagger. Mother was proud, I was advancing in life. Nothing entertaining or interesting happened during my three year tenure that I can note here. I was terminated though. My shift had just ended and I noticed the delicatessen damsel was disposing of the tea, and she inquired if I wanted some, I accepted bonnily, even though she was disposing of it. When all of a sudden, the Proprietor demanded I halt. He has a discussion with me about cut-pursing and tom foolery, with much diligence, I defended myself and failed. He required to recompensate him for the tea and leave because I was terminated. I departed and I didn't recompensate him for the tea.
Here is my photograph for those who are interested.
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-16 08:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For contribution made, gramercy.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-15 16:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amish Sideburns rules.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-15 16:39:47 EST (#)
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sideburnuts -
change your viewable name to somethign stupid like muttonchops (but not) for your next post.
why?
because.
por que?
porque.
i enjoy your posts.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-15 16:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-11-15 16:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for your sucky job
+2 for successfully using "tom-foolery" in a sentence. and with such pizzaz!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-15 15:56:59 EST (#)
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Inventing new word:
That's the dirty castro.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-11-15 15:52:24 EST (#)
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looks like i gave you the dirty sanchez.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-15 15:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
commentary: looks like i rubbed shit all over my face
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-15 15:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Verily did this post pleasure my tender sensibilities.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-15 15:49:40 EST (#)
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Ironic. I just got done reading that post.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-15 15:43:28 EST (#)
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You weirdo.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-15 15:40:57 EST (#)
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Okay, this is a piece of my first post. Heh.
I'd look sexy with chops.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-15 15:39:16 EST (#)
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So, you take my first post and change the picture with muttonchops.
Sweet
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-11-15 15:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Muttonchops for life.