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Eat Great, Even Late (718 hits)

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Rating: -0.75 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by iwillbyourmelbieforfree.please.com (View user info) at 2004-11-15 16:27:37 EST


So, I am new here, and I wanna play. But I need help, so rate me whatever you freaking wish, and I plan to committ later on.

Oh yeah, that is the slogan from Wendy's if ya didn't know. Sounds dirty to me, Boy do I like it!

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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHAHA..Tigre doling out the advice on how to be a good poster is awesome.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Jesus.... are you ever a fucking idiot.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-16 09:01:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Point 1) Don't ever give yourself +2s. They don't count, and it makes you look stupid.

Point 2) Play it cool. Don't get offended. I got 500ish hits on my first post, and god it on most heated because everyone hates noobs. You're no different.

Point 3) Be funny. If you aren't, try a different better approach. Funnyascancer has one of the best series, entitled 'Scapegoat'. Try somthing awesome along those lines.

Point 4) I_have_a_kristen_fetish is a cockface and will always -2 you. Nobody knows why he isn't completely banned, but it's good he's off the MVA.

Point 5) Lurk around. Get a good feel for the place, and understand the hierarchy and all that jazz.

Point 6) See point 2.

Point 7) Never forget point 6.

Submitted by melbie7 (user info) at 2004-11-16 08:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by emilypost (user info) at 2004-11-16 00:46:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't decide which one is worse. This post or your other one about "your first time". either way you still suck

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Don't see you posting anything biotch

Submitted by emilypost (user info) at 2004-11-16 00:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't decide which one is worse. This post or your other one about "your first time". either way you still suck

Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-11-15 23:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by melbie7 (user info) at 2004-11-15 21:46:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

GodChicken I wouldn't judge a book by it's fucking cover.

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Thats what covers are for! Goddamn.

Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-15 22:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you are funny as cancer

Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-11-15 21:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by melbie7 (user info) at 2004-11-15 21:46:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

GodChicken I wouldn't judge a book by it's fucking cover.

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True, but the reason people do is because of first impressions. If you want people to think you're a dumbass bitch, then make a first impression like this and try to save it later by posting something good, which I doubt will happen.

Submitted by Jerems (user info) at 2004-11-15 21:53:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 because your a douche.

Submitted by melbie7 (user info) at 2004-11-15 21:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

GodChicken I wouldn't judge a book by it's fucking cover. Get the fuck over it. And by the way, not that you care or believe, but I do have a brain between my 2 ears...the only cum is the cum you lick off your hands when you are done jerking off.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-11-15 17:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG Blink182 are so awesome.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-11-15 16:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm going to share an observation with you.

Your comments that I have seen on other posts, and the quality of this steaming turd here, show you to be a singular kind of person that everyone hates.

Let me ask you, do you have anything bright pink in your room? do you anything with the word "princess" on it, or an article of clothing that talks about boys, flirting or being a kitty cat?

If you can answer Yes to any of the above, you are probably on the list of people we wish to see run over by a bus.

Your comments on other posts have been openly flirtatious, it is painfully obvious that you are attempting to garner favor by seeming cute, sweet, and/or perky and sexually available. This post continues in the same trend. "Boy does it sound dirty!"

Please just fucking stop it. WRITE. show you have something in your head besides air and cum from the last guy you deepthroated.






Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-11-15 16:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for ending a sentence with "HA"

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-15 16:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-15 16:28:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2, because youre going to get a whole bunch of -2DIE's



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Yeah, what he said.

Submitted by melbie7 (user info) at 2004-11-15 16:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't really care, what is the point of it anyways, like a huge race.

If it is, then ya really do have to much time on ya hands. HA



Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-15 16:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sets a new low for first posts everywhere.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-15 16:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Perplexing.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-15 16:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Throwing a <font face="wingdings"> in there would make this more readable.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-15 16:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2, because youre going to get a whole bunch of -2DIE's


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