I am a wookiee (1169 hits)
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Submitted by Sarcasticus (View user info) at 2004-11-16 09:14:27 EST
I sit in a yellow cubicle and I type at an orange screen. I'll get a raise next tuesday if I can keep my office clean. The women here ignore me - they call me scrawny Dan.
But that's because they don't know me, they don't know who I really am.
I am Chewbacca. I am a wookiee. I fight the empire, I fix the robots.
Don't fucking cross me, I am Chewbacca. In need of no one, in want of nothing.
I am Chewbacca, I have no home. My home is where my spirit goes.
Don't fucking taunt me, I am Chewbacca. I'll rip your arms off! I'll kill your friends!
I think about my home planet when I'm in the Conference room. I wear a coat and tie, but my heart is still with Luke. 'Cause that faggot on the Death Star would like to see me dead. Someday I'll tear off his black helmet and take a dump on his fucking head.
I am Chewbacca. I am a wookiee. I fight the empire on the Millenium Falcon.
You want a piece of me? You want a piece of Chewbacca?! I'm eight feet tall! I'll kick your ass!
I am Chewbacca, I've got no home. My home is where my spirit goes.
You can all fuck off!
I am Chewbacca!
Kiss my ass!
Eat shit motherfucker! Motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker...
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"RRAAAANNGHGH WRAANAAARAAAANNNNNGHHH"
-Peter Mayhew
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2004-11-16 10:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rock on brother.... Rock on.....
But comb your fucking hair!
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-11-16 10:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
cute
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-16 09:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by the_liquidator (user info) at 2004-11-16 09:53:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-16 09:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wookiee = dorkus amongus
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-16 09:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<Insert Random Insult Here>
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-11-16 09:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How can I not +2 this?
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-11-16 09:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reasonably well written, and entertaining...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-16 09:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wasn't this on the Clerks soundtrack?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-16 09:17:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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