weee (575 hits)
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Submitted by forgivemenot.at.takeit.com (View user info) at 2004-11-16 09:27:28 EST
I felt the temptation
Urge I can not contain
I reached for the screen
"Opps, I did it again"
I found Microsoft Word
Typed in "Cyber Weed"
I set the document on fire
One puff was all I need
I inhaled the magic smoke
Heheee, I reached cyber high.
Suddenly my back grew wings
"I believe I can fly"
WEEEEE~~~~~~
I see the stars in my eye
HEHEHEE~~~~~~
Pink tailed pigs flying by
AWWWWW~~~~~~
Angel dropped form the sky
ARRRGGGGG~~~~~~
...that angel... was a naked guy!!!
I ran, I ran from that horrible sight
But that man appeared before me
"Surrender now or prepare to fight"
Oh I have no choice but to let it be
The naked man is not armed
So I thought I'll give it a go
What would he use to hit me with?
Errr.... I don't want to know..
He launched himself at me
Pushed me onto the floor
He ripped off my wings
And flew out the door....
Hmm, I guess that WAS an angel
And those were his wings indeed
Well, he can have them back for now
Until my next puff of cyber weed
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-16 10:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat my balls.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-11-16 10:27:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow! It's like a poem but occasionally a line is actually the title or lyric from a crap pop song!
How clever and funny and brilliant! I want more!
I hate it. It was a shit idea badly executed.
May your undergarments be infested with ants.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-16 09:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't like poetry. It's a personal thing.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-16 09:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-16 09:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
bob dole! bob dole! what?