Mike... Revealed? (1020 hits)
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Submitted by Mike the Scottish (View user info) at 2004-11-16 13:07:36 EST
Today has been strange. And not the usual 'wake up in random stranger's toilet' strange, either. It's a good kind of strangeness, where people have been acting unnecessarily nice towards me, despite the fact that I haven't changed my shirt in about a week, and I went through the whole day with white stains of indeterminate origin on my jeans. I'm not usually scruffy, but living on the ground floor of Student Halls, right next to the entrance door, has turned my sleep routine into a nightly game of 'spot the wanker', as I try to pick out who's blaring Led Zeppelin at 2am.
I'm friendly, in a mellow sort of mood, so I'm going to do what all people of my social stature do when they're beyond giving a shit. I shall post my photo on Uber. Again. Well, I'm getting ahead of myself here. I have posted photos before, but I'm going to post one more, because I'm a narcissistic little bitch who desperately seeks the approval of his peers. But, because I also happen to be a dick, I'm going to make it into a half-arsed kind of game.
You see, I got bored a few minutes ago, and decided that, in a sort of lame homage to Lojope's 'guess the rapist'-style post (http://www.ubersite.com/m/48582), I'd mix in one of my pics with whatever I could find on Google image search for 'Mike the Scottish'. So, my fellow uberers, please feel free to guess which one of the following gentlemen is actually me, and which are just unfortunates thrown up by Google. For a bit of added zazz, try not to look on any of my previous posts, or Google for that matter. Also, to those who've met me at UberCon UK- get this wrong and the rivers will run red with your blood.
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*Auto +2 for being DREAMY!*
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-11-21 17:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Number 6 eh? Phew. For a twisted second I thought you were Number 2.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-18 09:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was amusing, I was with you at Ubercon and I still thought you were no.7... I don';t remember anything of the evening, but I thought you must have been a big bloke because of all the beer you consumed and still remained sober.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-18 09:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Looks like a homo convention in here.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-18 09:08:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-17 06:36:40 (#)
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you look about 12.
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16 at the time. I was young-faced. Suffice to say, i'm older now- Ubercon would have been a lot less fun for everyone i'd have spent the evening wasting my pocket money playing Time Crisis.
Actually, I still do that...
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-17 06:39:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-17 06:36:40 EST (#)
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you look about 12.
can i taste your peener?
har har
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeener
i just farted, I think I may have followed through.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-17 06:22:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-16 18:43:16 (#)
Ranking: 1
There are none with a man giving another man a blowjob, therefore none of them are you because you suck cocks 24/7.
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Wouldn't that mean that it'd have to be the same cock? That's a helluva long time to maintain an erection for.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-16 18:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There are none with a man giving another man a blowjob, therefore none of them are you because you suck cocks 24/7.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Number 7!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:32:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
On identifying you in this montage, I had to change my knickers due to your awesome handsomeness.
You don't want to know how many pairs I got through at UberCon.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OK, I give up. It is 6- a photo taken several years ago, when I was still a schoolkid. I met the girl that you can see next to me a few months ago- unbelievably, she's matured into one of the most gorgeous women I know. I'm talking perfection here, chaps.
I guess for these things to really work, it's not a good idea to have camwhored beforehand. Still, i'm suprised by how many people got this scarily wrong.
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3, please be 3,
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:03:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
6? Ya think?
You know how old I am?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:59:50 EST (#)
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#11 ??
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:57:48 EST (#)
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#6 (I cheated)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you camwhored already, people have small bird's memories
#6!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was wasted, but not that wasted...and if my memory serves me right, you're better looking than #8.
I'm off home now.
Cheerio.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
#5.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
#8?
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:29:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:24:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
I've met you, so i know.
#8
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You think? I wouldn't be so sure, given how incredibly wasted you were for the entirity of that day!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:28:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've met you, so i know.
#8
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
your the chubby girl behind the car-wreck victim in 6.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm going to go with #2, because he's McWicked Sexy.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gahh! It's going to be a long hit list!
I'll reveal who (if anyone) has got it right after i've drunk enough coffee to keep my eyes open long enough to read the replies.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm guessing #3
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THE ALBINO IN THE BACKGROUND OF #9
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you're the pubescent 6
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:12:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by X-File (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:09:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
7
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Did you not notice the picture's title? You have five minutes to say goodbye to your family.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You are the lady in the background of picture number one.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#7
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus this is hard.....number 7? That would totally kick ass if you were 7.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Woooooo Hooo....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51786
Are you number 2 ??
Submitted by X-File (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:09:04 EST (#)
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