I hate people with facial hair. (1099 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.46 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Lazarus <lazarusrizing.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-16 14:44:08 EST
With very few exceptions, every man I have ever encountered with facial hair has been a supreme asshole.
I especially dislike the men with full beards, who think they are smarter and more important than everyone else. Their arrogance knows no limits. They need to have their asses kicked.
What about men with moustaches? What is that? A dick tickler? What purpose does it serve? Are you all about pointless things?
Don't forget about the lemmings with goatees. Why do you have a goatee? Because everyone else has one? Then, before you interact with me, go buy an individual personality. It is moronic how people attempt to express individuality by following a trend.
When it comes to women with facial hair, their immediate demise would benefit the universe. Someone so oblivious to their appearance and reality can only be a source of confusion and evil.
User Reviews
Submitted by ellieo (user info) at 2004-12-24 12:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's your loss. Men with beards are delicious.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-12-24 12:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why? Because its easier than shaving. I suppose you don't have that problem.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stfu
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-11-17 09:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My beard could kick your ass.
Submitted by theuberman (user info) at 2004-11-16 21:19:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think this was as bad as everyone says it is.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-16 21:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate people with big coats.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-16 20:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not a huge fan of facial hair either but being a supremely lazy fucker, I don't like to shave every day.
So, on Mondays and Tuesday, I Fu Manchu.
By Wednesday, I'm going full goatee and shave only my front neck area.
Thursday and Friday, it's time to shave the cheek areas and leave sideburns WITH the goatee.
On Saturday, I shave everything off except the soul patch.
Sunday, I begin again. Starting with simply the soul patch.
Every week...for the last 5 years or so. I'm a riddle...wrapped in an enigma...sporting a Fu Manchu. And sideburns. Or not.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2004-11-16 19:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I really want to call shenanigans......
'Someone so oblivious to their appearance and reality can only be a source of confusion and evil'
^^
That doesn't even make sense. How is someone with facial hair oblivious to their appearance? Do your views dictate what people should look like?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-11-16 19:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Hate is a little harsh isn't it? If you'd like to overcome your self loathing...
It's about that time... time to have your monobrow plucked and your chin waxed. And don't get me started on the dreadlocks you've got hanging from your panties.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-11-16 19:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you understand this site a bit better now? Good. Then you'll have learned that next time you post, you should make it interesting and well thought out. If you're going to rant about people, don't try to put yourself on a pedestal. This is the internet...you MIGHT be older than most others on this site and I MIGHT be a 10 year old Aisan girl with a dead rat stuffed down my pants.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-11-16 19:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
So, what do you think about people with handlebar mustaches? This guy, for instance: http://www.ubersite.com/m/23947
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-16 19:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah? Well I hate you! *Strokes beard*
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-11-16 19:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Remember, when you're talking, to have a point. It makes things much more interesting for your listeners.
Submitted by Lazarus (user info) at 2004-11-16 19:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am way past puberty. In fact, I am probably older than the majority of people on this site.
What are people with facial hair trying to hide? Who are they trying to impress? Unless one works outdoors in cold weather, there is no good reason for it. It is ridiculous. I cut my fingernails, too. Does that make me effeminate?
I understand this site better now, because of the reaction to this posting. All of the America-hating on here could be related to strong sympathies for the Taliban, their lifestyle, and their horrid beards. Go for it, dude! Allah Akbar!
Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-11-16 18:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment, you bald pussy ... and what everyone else said.
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-11-16 16:39:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not so much
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-11-16 16:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:48:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Just because you haven't yet jumped the hurdle of puberty, and are unable to grow facial hair, doesn't mean you should lash out at the big boys.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh...
For a better opinion: http://www.ubersite.com/m/50192
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just another angry guy with bald balls...
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just because you haven't yet jumped the hurdle of puberty, and are unable to grow facial hair, doesn't mean you should lash out at the big boys.
Submitted by rhi (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
My overwhelming impression of guys with facial hair is that they're shy, not assholes.
And the bushier the beard, the more body issues or social anxiety.
Just a biased observation from one person though. Don't get all uptight and flame me.
Submitted by NinjaStep (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 you opinion is invalid until you hit puberty
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually I kind of like your Mom's five o'clock shadow.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:10:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For everything I do in life, I like to ask myself "What would Jesus do?"
Well Jesus would knock the shit out of you for being a moron. Unfortunately, all I can do is give you a -2, so enjoy.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:02:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:45:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't worry. You'll be able to shave someday.
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True that, brother. True that.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:02:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"what is a fu-manchu?"
A Fu is when you have a mustache and you let it grow down the side of your mouth towards your chin. If you grow hair on the underside of your chin to connect it's called a goatee. If not, it's called a Fu-Manchu. You can let the Fu keep growing down to hang off your chin as well. I've seen some so long that they are braided.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me just stop growing it for you then.
Bitch!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I had facial hair when you were still an abortion prospect.
-2
-Davros
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Men without facial hair remind me of women. Same with guys with long hair. I'm sick of namby pamby girlie metrosexual chest shaving "men". You probably thing "The Axe Effect" is macho. It's fucking perfume... and women want their men as effeminate as possible - less threatening and easier to control. BECAUSE THEY'RE WOMEN.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
guys have facial hair because they're lazy or they don't have the time/dexterity in the morning to shave properly around the mouth region.
I have a goatee. I've had it since HS. Graduated in '98. Not a trend follower.
yeah, what is a fu-manchu?
Submitted by Jerems (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:56:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this sucked a lot of cock.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like chicks with facial hair..... like your mom fer instance.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:53:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What if you have a fu-manchu?
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:53:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What about men with moustaches? What is that? A dick tickler? What purpose does it serve? Are you all about pointless things?
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Hey, I like it. The fact that people keep a two-metre gap between me and them is inconsequential.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The way this reads made me laugh somehow. And I have a goatee.
Submitted by Asylem (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:50:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I wonder what Freud would say?
Oh yeah, he'd probably say that you're fucked up.
If you are going to rant then go all the way with it. Give us some real hate, not this watered down version.
Submitted by hyp0luxa (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't worry. You'll be able to shave someday.
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Most Excellent!
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow.
Submitted by slutcase (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:45:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't worry. You'll be able to shave someday
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Agreed
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-11-16 14:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't worry. You'll be able to shave someday.