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A joke. (sports related. If you don't like sports, don't read this.) (405 hits)

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Rating: 1.3 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (View user info) at 2004-11-16 15:03:34 EST

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A divorced couple were in court to decide who would have custody of their 9 year little girl. The girl took the stand and the judge asked her "Who would you like to live with?" The little girl responded with a frightened "I don't know". The judge probed "Would you like to live with your fathe?" The little girl said "No ... he beats me." THe judge looked a little concerned, then said "So ould you like to live with your mother?" To which the gil responded "No ... she beats me too" The judge was very upset, and asked the little girl again "Well who woudl you like to live with then?" The girl was silent for a couple minutes, then said "How about the Miami Dolphins? They can't beat anyone."

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User Reviews

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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-11-16 16:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yes spook, the browns are my boys too. <whimper>

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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaha


this coming from a Browns fan....

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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

heard it before,, but still made me smile

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Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

hehehe...nice

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:13:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

very nice.

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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 since my Bengals are no longer the butt of that joke.

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Submitted by miss_behvn (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I used to like the dolphins, yes I am a fair weather fan. That and they dont really show the games out here on the west coast.

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Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

[chirp, chirp, chirp]

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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:07:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Old

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Heh.

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in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant fresh as a daisy.

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