Create-A-Caption (1268 hits)
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Submitted by The Lone Stranger (View user info) at 2004-11-16 16:00:31 EST
Jake watches in horror as Waleed nigger-lips his joint, despite being asked not to.
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Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk (user info) at 2005-01-10 02:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens man.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-22 14:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-16 16:22:23 (#)
Ranking: 1
You mean we're smoking dog shit, man?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-21 15:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-17 09:20:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Winston didn't know that tampon's were for periods.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-11-17 09:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Paul assured the policeman that it was, in fact, for medicinal purposes...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-17 00:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Friends don't let friends drive under the influence of marijuana. But then it's okay. Because they might kill themselves. And other blackies.
This message brought to you by the RNC.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-16 22:34:23 EST (#)
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Larry and Steve's bright idea to hotbox the Gazebo didn't turn out so well.
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2004-11-16 22:34:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Doc said this would fix my glaucoma, now I gotta worry about some other kinda coma...
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-11-16 22:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That picture makes me think of Louie Armstrong.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-16 22:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The prototype RPG blowdart backfires with disastrous consequences.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-16 22:29:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2004-11-16 19:44:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought it was called baptising it when you put it around the whole joint, nigger licking when you suck on the end and make it shitty for everyone else..?
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nigger-lipping typically gets it shitty for everyone else. sounds like you have a more detailed joint smoking nomenclature.
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Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-11-16 19:25:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
"Has anyone seen my car keys?"
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this is funny as hell!
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-16 22:18:08 EST (#)
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Save some for me, bee-yatch, before i have elbow you again!
Submitted by IamNotTheWorldTradeCenter (user info) at 2004-11-16 22:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After getting trapped in the Shrink Chamber, Tyrone and Wally's quarter bag lasted a whole lot longer.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-11-16 21:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Okay, okay! You can have a toke. Geeze, you didn't have to hit me... meanie...
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2004-11-16 19:44:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought it was called baptising it when you put it around the whole joint, nigger licking when you suck on the end and make it shitty for everyone else..?
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-11-16 19:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Has anyone seen my car keys?"
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-16 18:24:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-11-16 17:31:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
First off, this guy's line was mighty hilarious:
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-16 16:11:50 (#)
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Jake realized he was a homosexual for the first time when he saw Rasheed's big,suuculent lips gently caress and accept the massiveness of the spliff.
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Secondly, unfortunately the douchebag dicklicker who posted this pic is a racist scumbag... but that aside, here's my caption:
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Racist? Sorry, not so. Nigger-lipping is just a comical term for putting your mouth around the whole joint. My black friends think it's funny too.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-11-16 18:22:39 EST (#)
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Route2 - you are ignorant a joint that size would maybe contain at most an ounce or so maybe 2.
Kai... whatever man... you just keep believing what makes you happy. You are right, but wrong at the same time.
My caption: Ghetto Baggins shows the other hobbits how to roll a real joint.
-Turtle
(yes I know my caption wasn;t funny... wasn;t sposed to be)
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-16 18:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn dude, careful with that thing. It made my tennis elbow act up.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-11-16 17:48:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
stealing Awesome Johnson's idea...
"Colin Powell discovers how to make himself blacker."
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-11-16 17:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My wrist isn't limp just because I'm gay.
Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-11-16 17:48:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i highly doubt that's weed in there. that'd be roughly a pound of ganj = $6,000...it's most likely hash which is much cheaper and easily bought in bulk like that. and no, i don't have a caption--sorry.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-16 17:45:07 EST (#)
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I am NOT a steriotype
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-16 17:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"After I smoke this rolled up towel I am going to beat you with my keys until you open my car door for me."
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-11-16 17:31:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
First off, this guy's line was mighty hilarious:
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-16 16:11:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jake realized he was a homosexual for the first time when he saw Rasheed's big,suuculent lips gently caress and accept the massiveness of the spliff.
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Secondly, unfortunately the douchebag dicklicker who posted this pic is a racist scumbag... but that aside, here's my caption:
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Muh'Wo-Jango sucked deeply, inhaling every sweet molecule of goodness... in preperation for the joint as I took a picture of Rasheed puffing on the j.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-16 17:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Colin Powell - One day after resignation.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-11-16 16:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Neither Jim nor Leroy were ready for the old trick-exploding-burrito gag that was unleashed on them.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-16 16:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You mean we're smoking dog shit, man?
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-16 16:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Just one more hit. I've got a cab to drive."
Submitted by Asylem (user info) at 2004-11-16 16:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where's Britney?
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-11-16 16:13:44 EST (#)
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Attack of the Giant, Fiery Dildo.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-16 16:11:50 EST (#)
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Jake realized he was a homosexual for the first time when he saw Rasheed's big,suuculent lips gently caress and accept the massiveness of the spliff.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-11-16 16:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen bigger.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-16 16:06:13 EST (#)
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The Pope is dead.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-16 16:05:40 EST (#)
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Is it JMG who likes the black midget photos? This one's smoking a joint.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-16 16:04:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You know, I bet he didn't even get stoned. When you "smoke" a joint, what gets you stoned is the VAPORIZED THC, not the smoke. A cherry that big will burn so hot as to blaze all the THC.
Try smoking a pinner joint instead of a giant tampon like the guy above, and see what happens. I bet you'll be surprized.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-11-16 16:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bogart!
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-11-16 16:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It was the biggest maggot we had ever seen.