Arnold: the man, the legend, the philosopher (1224 hits)
Category: Politics -> RepublicansRating: 1.12 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mario (View user info) at 2004-11-16 17:31:00 EST
Hope it works this time.
Since we're on the subject of Arnold already (http://www.ubersite.com/m/51815), with all real political discussion aside, I'd like to expose all Uberers to the sage advice and philosophical outlook of the Austrian Oak...
Arnold on:
Health- "The best activities for your health are pumping and humping."
The afore-mentioned pump: "Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day."
Drugs: "I have inhaled, exhaled everything."
Fashion: "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid
problem?"
Silicon: "I love Thanksgiving turkey...it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts."
Marriage: "I walked down the aisle as Conan the Barbarian and walked back up again as Arnold the Meek."
Who else in the government can be that direct and candid about anything and get away with it? Try to mudsling Arnold and see what happens. In the event that the horrors of the 2000 election repeat themselves, the winner will be found by arm-wrestling. My money's on the refrigerator in the suit.
Come Freight Train, give me the obligatory -2, just for old time's sake.
User Reviews
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-12-08 13:21:03 EST (#)
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Sweet, I've moved up a notch.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-12-04 16:39:24 EST (#)
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you are getting better bud, just keep trying
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-12-04 16:38:35 EST (#)
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its not really a -2 material
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:58:35 EST (#)
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I'm well aware that you have to be born in this country to run for pres...but let's suspend belief here for a second and imagine that not everything written on Ubersite has to be non-fiction.
Did I submit this to any kind of government organization with Proposition 58117 written on it? No, it's on Ubersite. For entertainment purposes only, like your blow-up sheep. Maybe I should put in a disclaimer next time.
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2004-11-17 21:50:55 EST (#)
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sorry to say it
you hve to be born in the US to be prez
no arnie
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-11-17 19:50:09 EST (#)
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Arnie 4 prez
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-11-17 17:26:51 EST (#)
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Worth reading, i guess.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-11-17 13:53:21 EST (#)
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fuck it, why not
Submitted by Id (user info) at 2004-11-17 12:31:41 EST (#)
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I would like Arnold as President just to see how he handles the Israelis. Let's see: man who's gone on record as saying he admires Hitler (yes I'm aware this interpretation of that statement is out of the actual context it was presented in, but I digress...) + an entire nation of Jews. Hmmm...
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-11-17 12:13:52 EST (#)
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Haha
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-11-17 06:48:27 EST (#)
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I think everyone knows we don't need another Ronald Reagen fucking around with the White House. Being candid doesn't make you a good candid-ate (HAR HAR P33N3R) for the Presidency.
FUCK YOU ARNOLD.
Good post, though.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-11-17 02:05:37 EST (#)
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Taken out of context. I'm sure that those were all MEANT as jokes.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-16 20:08:46 EST (#)
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hilarious
Submitted by Jerems (user info) at 2004-11-16 19:35:45 EST (#)
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genius material
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-11-16 19:28:52 EST (#)
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Fashion: "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid
problem?"
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BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-11-16 17:43:01 EST (#)
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Christ, just seeing Ahnold's chiseled visage made me want to stuff an entire jungle of 1,000 year old bamboo up my sweating eurethra.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-16 17:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh God