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How old is Sepsis? An Ubercontest. (652 hits)

Category: News

Rating: -0.91 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-16 19:59:33 EST


This was inspired by a comment I got a while back accusing me of being a bald, unemployed psycho.

It got me curious. You've all read some of my stories.

How old do you guys think I am?

Just reply with your guess.

If you get it right, then I'll cut your head off and urinate into your esophagus.


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Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-11-26 20:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

16 or 17

Submitted by Lazarus (user info) at 2004-11-17 00:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For this line:

"If you get it right, then I'll cut your head off and urinate into your esophagus."

You get a +2.




Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-17 00:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

19

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-16 21:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Are you -2?

Submitted by ckoewing (user info) at 2004-11-16 21:18:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

between 12 and 36....

Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-11-16 20:43:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2?

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-11-16 20:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

durrrrrrrr

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-16 20:12:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

12

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-11-16 20:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-16 20:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-11-16 20:06:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-16 20:03:22 EST (#)
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QueenAshlee: Tonight, I will send my monkey-slave to inseminate you in your sleep.

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-16 20:00:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

14


Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella. He misses
casual sex.

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