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Recipe for Cooter Pie (1876 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 1.17 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-16 20:55:44 EST

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First you take a live cooter and wait for him to stick his head out from under his shell. When he does this, you grab it and whack it off. Take a hatchet to the underside so you can get to the meat and remove it along with the liver, tripe, and eggs (if any). Set aside.

1/2 cup of chopped bacon 1 stewed tomato, chopped
2 medium onions, chopped 1 teaspoon of thyme
2 toes of garlic, crushed 1/4 cup of flour

Fry all the above down until it's brown, then add the cooter and continue to cook. It's best in a black iron dutch oven. Don't forget to salt and pepper it to your taste.

Brown the flour in an iron frying pan. Stir it constantly to avoid burning. Make sure you brown it good. Then add it to the cooter with enough water to make it soupy. Stew down til meat is falling off the bone and the liquid is thick.

Now make biscuit dough and drop small-sized biscuits over the top of the stew. Stick it in a preheated oven at 400 degrees and bake until golden.

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User Reviews

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Killing endangered species rules!

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Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2004-11-16 22:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I've only heard turtle called "cooter" in the islands. Where are you from?

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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-11-16 21:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Looks like somebody's been watching old episodes of the Daily Show...

Cooter Pride!

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-11-16 21:07:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Gross!

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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-11-16 21:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

First you take a live cooter and wait for him to stick his head out from under his shell. When he does this, you grab it and whack it off.

I know you meant "Camper shell" as in, lower the tailgate of the truck and stick his head out..

HeeeHAW, Let's go get um' Cooter!

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Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-16 21:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

a cooter is a turtle

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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-16 20:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

whats a cooter?

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