troubles of a teen (2536 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.48 on 58 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by jsms cutey <immyisdabomb.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-16 23:26:20 EST
ok. many of u may hate me on uber, but frankly, i dont care. my other post, http://www.UBERsite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1100555461862827902 got lots of -2s but it is #1 on most heated!!!! (fuk yeah!)
anyways, well as many of u might know, i am 13. and as u can guess i hav never kissed a guy b4. (unless u count that time in 6th grade wen my best frends brother jumped on me while i was sleeping and frenched me aganst my will). the reason i havent had a real 1st kiss is not because im ugly. i model for fashion bug and against all odds and have had many boyfrends. but, iguess i havent kissed because im always afraid to make the first move. but with ur help i hope that can change.
well, theres this REALLY SUPERHOT guy named mike who lives at my new best frends development. wen i say this kid is hot, i mean GREEK GOD hot. he is half-blak, half-white, with a pinch of mexicano. he has green eyes, brown hair in cornrolls, and light brown skin. he is rich,WAY POPULAR, all the girls LOVE him, and he never wears a t-shirt. plus he dresses gangsta (the best!) oh yeh, did i say he never wears a shirt? well as u can see i hav got the HOTS 4 this guy.
anyway, one day i was home doin homework and i get a phonecall that has xchanged my life. it was my best frend viky. she told me that mike liked me and would go out wit me . after i got the news that mike liked me, i screamed the LOUDEST SCREAM u can imagine hearing without breakin ur eardrums. i was so fukin happy.and then i got the bad news. if i wanted to go out wit mike, i had to fight sara. let me describe sara to u. sara is a fat, big-belly, 5'8 50 pounds girl who also hapens to be in love with mike. mike told me that the ONLY way we could go out was if i beat her up.
of course i was skeptical. i didnt want to get pounded in by that BEAST! but he kept tellin me how he loved me and that he loved my boobs, and wanted to touch them. WAT COULD I DO? i was tremblin wen he told me all this. i mean, this was my one chance to go out with the guy from ur dreams who, wants to touch ur boobs. so i said i would fight her. now, i am set to fight sara on friday. and if i dont come up wit somethin my ass is grass. so someone plz help me.
i dont care if u call me a nigger. all u racists are fags
User Reviews
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-14 19:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh... oh wow.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88541
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GREEK GOD
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Methodddddddddd!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-05-31 03:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCKIN NAGGERS!!!
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-12-01 08:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've never heard of one person being raped as fucking much as you are. Admit it, you haven't been laid in forever and you make this shit up. Its always the same guy too, you'd think you'd stop hanging around him after he raped you the first time.
Immy, you are an abortion that failed to abort. Get a fuckstick and a boomstick and put yourself out of your misery, sexually and terminally.
Submitted by murtisha (user info) at 2004-11-29 18:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sara is a fat, big-belly, 5'8 50 pounds girl who also hapens to be in love with mike. mike told me that the ONLY way we could go out was if i beat her up.
Boy he sounds like a real prize. Since when is 50 lbs. a fat big belly? Grow a brain.
Submitted by murtisha (user info) at 2004-11-29 18:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey this must be you - the fat whore on the left!
http://fashionbug.charmingshoppes.com/promo/fb/holidayDressing04.asp
Submitted by thedude (user info) at 2004-11-26 07:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
O and one last thing.
If this is real and not some weirdo perv in desperate need of a suntan and a blow job.
I hope that mike guy fucks you so hard up your poop shoot that you cant walk for a week.
You bring out the mean person in me. I am off to kick a cat as your face is unavailable.
Say sorry to the cat.
Submitted by thedude (user info) at 2004-11-26 07:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
immy you make my day everyday.
Thank you for helping me feel better about myself and boring life, by being able to look
down on you. You can use your "talent" for good. A real life superhero, just like WonderWoman only not that Wonderful.But Seiously you could prevent people killing themselves. Just one look at your posts and people can say; "Ok so maybe I am not that sad and pathetic, I guess I wont kill myself today!". That is not to say you should be allowed to breed.
O, and who ever said models where stupid. Immy if you really are are a model thank you for reinforcing that stereo-type.
I say stay here keep posting your crap, carry on living your deluded life.
I love everyones comments, You make this useless bitches posts really worth reading.
final thought:
Mike who never wears a shirt, not even in school or winter. What a manly man. Bet he has to shave two or even three time a day!
Submitted by Scarlett13 (user info) at 2004-11-26 06:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you really a sad old man locked up in a dark room masturbatig furiously while you write this crap?
If you have such a great life an so many friends how doyou find the time to write all of this shit that you relentlessly subject us to.???
Oooh I think just realised, you obviously don't go to school judging by your hilarious illiteracy levels.....
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-26 06:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i love these.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-25 21:30:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Mainly, cause I don't like you...
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-11-24 08:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, I was wrong. You don't deserve a -1 from me.
You deserve a -2.
Eat a dick.
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-18 20:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-17 15:56:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
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p.s. i dont care if yall hate me. cuz i hav way more frends in real life than yall will EVA have
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Oh... Oh god.... HOW COULD YOU HAVE LET THIS HAPPEN, GOD?! WHY?!
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-18 20:16:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-17 15:56:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
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p.s. i dont care if yall hate me. cuz i hav way more frends in real life than yall will EVA have
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Would you like us to judge you on the number of superficial friends you have, or the fact that you're a nigger?
(I'm a firm believer that a nigger is a black individual that believes whites owe them somthing)
Oh,
http://www.shutthefuckup.com
And,
http://www.suckmyrod.com
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Average rating of all messages: -1.72
That's GOOD!
Submitted by Magra (user info) at 2004-11-18 08:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Suck cock and die slut.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-18 07:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't believe how mad this alter has got people... Don't you see how silly you guys look playing into this persons hands. I for one thought these particular shenanagans were pretty damned good.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-11-18 07:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think I have ever had cause to say this but................
-2 DIE
-Davros
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2004-11-18 07:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you you little shitty nigger bitch! I don't give a flying fuck if i sound racist as shit when i post this, cause i just fucking hate you. There is no fucking way this isn't just an alter-ego. Fuck you!
I like it how you described that boy in terms of race, good move there Martin Luther.
And you say "Kraka" so FUCK YOU if you think anyone is bad for calling you a nigger. Fuck you to hell, and I hope that faggot gives you AIDS when he rapes your ghetto-wannabe black arse.
Fucking choke whore.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-11-18 07:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you have so many friends in real life, why are you on your computer ALL THE TIME responding to every comment?
P.S. You are a terrible writer.
P.P.S. P.S. stands for "Post Script," so by saying "p.s.s.s." you're saying "Post Script Script Script."
I'd take the time out of my day to kill you, but you'd call me a "fuka," tell me to get a job,(which I have, I can't say the same for you), and then call me a "kraka." To me, you are a dirty little ghetto wanna-be hypocrite. "Kraka" is just as racist as "nigger." I think I have the solution to your boy problem by the way.
Rat Poison.
http://www.livejournal.com
Submitted by Jerems (user info) at 2004-11-17 18:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i hope if that dude touches your boobs, he rips them off and makes you eat them.
Submitted by Jerems (user info) at 2004-11-17 18:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i fucking hate you go shove a chainsaw up your ass.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-17 15:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
can u fukups stop callin me melissa? my name ISNT fukin melissa. my name is immanuelle. my nikname is immy. that is NOWERE close to melissa!!! and i am NOT fat. im 5'5 and 103 pounds. if that is fat, i dont know wat the fuk u are. and if i were fat, would fashion bug and against all odds accept me as a model??? i dont think so. and to u fukas who tell me to stop mispellin : I WONT
fuk u all.
13 might b small to u
but its perfect for me.
and while i hav a whole life to go thru
yall racists r gonna die soon
SO FUK OFF
p.s. i dont care if yall hate me. cuz i hav way more frends in real life than yall will EVA have
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-11-17 15:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoever this is is really getting into the part of a 13 year old girl. Stop it.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-11-17 15:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The porcelain I piss in every morning took more thought on my part than this post did on yours. Come come now, don't be chide! Things are going swimmlingly for you, aren't they dear? You think your love life is tought? Oh dear, child. Wait a few years, then come back, read this, and think about how simple things were. But you know about Darwin and his natural selection: The weak and stupid will die out, which is why I don't think we'll be seeing you much longer.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-17 15:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Melshenanigans !
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-11-17 08:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't care where you're from. Your love life is much the same as most young teenagers, but there will be another hot guy, and another, and if you're lucky none of them will get you pregnant. If you're even luckier, maybe one day you'll find someone you actually like for who they are.
Also, 5'8" and 150 lb isn't that big, seriously. Maybe a little for her age, I don't know, but not unusual for the height. Now, 6'1" and 250 lb is getting serious. That's not to say it's a bad thing, either. Some people like it, so just because you don't, don't let that get in the way of what someone else wants.
You write badly, even for a 13-year-old. Spelling, grammar, not to speak of composition and structure of ideas.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-17 08:24:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please don't breed.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-11-17 06:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck, think about it.
if sombody is half black and half white then there is no room left for a pinch of anything else. its just no possible. unless this kid has an extra limb that's mexican. hey, he can use it to flip my burgers.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-11-17 05:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-11-17 02:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
gay.
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-17 02:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Double you tee eff?!
Submitted by DaRubenizah (user info) at 2004-11-17 01:02:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
heyHEY I dont care!
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-11-17 00:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:40:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 die shenanigans
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-11-17 00:31:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"all u racists are fags"...
that's ignorant on so many levels.
Submitted by Asylem (user info) at 2004-11-17 00:22:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf/
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-17 00:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this the Mexicano boyfriend you were bragging about in your other post? Bitch, at least get your shenanigans straight. He's not your boyfriend, and apparently he's mulatto, not mexicano. Don't try to pass off his mexican great-grandmother as his nationality, just so you don't look racist too. And you never kissed a boy? So you're a slut and a liar?
This isn't your weblog, and the people who commented on this are not racist because they gave you a -2. They're honest because they didn't like your post. You write like shit. Of course you're going to get -2s. THIS IS NOT LIVEJOURNAL! You're probably not even black.
I bet you're a fifty-five year old fat hag who feels like anyone who pays her attention is her friend.
THAT'S RIGHT! FAT! FATTY FAT FAT! What a stupid insult. You really felt the need to use that against Lojo, who's actually pretty sexy?
You say she's a slut, you're drooling over a guy simply over his looks, and willing to beat some random person down for him?
And yes, by the way, your father can get cheap sluts like me for free. Why do you think you're so much lighter skinned than he is? That's right, bitch, I'M YOUR MOTHER! I was the hottest five year old slut on the block.
Hell, at least your dad's not racist.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-11-17 00:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's ironically funny that the filename of your pic is "ban"
Bart, I'm looking at you here...
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I haven't cried like this since I was a little girl. I need a hug. Wait, stop, I wanna be alone.
("a pinch of mexicano?" Does he wear a bandano?)
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:51:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:50:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
Please shut the fuck up, right now. Never come back to Ubersite and polute it with more of your worthless shit you like to call posts, cause Melissa, you suck.
hahaha my point is proven
why me?
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please shut the fuck up, right now. Never come back to Ubersite and polute it with more of your worthless shit you like to call posts, cause Melissa, you suck.
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
get the fuck out of where exactly mel?
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Nooooo... superhot is my word. You aren't allowed to use it.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 die shenanigans
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:39:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
107c i fukin told u. im not fukin melisa. if u cant take it, get the fuk out of here
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
www.livejournal.com
They will accept you for the stupid little fuck that you are. Please go die in a hole, all alone.
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
immygirl = melissa it doesnt matter any more
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
u guys suk. racist bastards
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:35:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
stop fukin callin me shenanigans. i dont know wat the fuk u r talkin about.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no. im definetely 13. july 3rd 1991
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wat the fuk is shenanigans???? tell me!!!!! NOW
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you
Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
completely blatant shenanigans. 13 years olds don't talk anything like this, no matter how fucked up it is written...
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
classic shenanigans
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
actually, i am not koolmang. this is my 1st account. i dont know who the fuk u are talkin about. but its not me.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rate me plz! +2 this time!!!
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-11-16 23:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Woah, that's hella fascinating, Koolmang.