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Happy Is Happy Today!!!! (602 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -0.34 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Happy Tree Friend! (View user info) at 2004-11-17 05:18:24 EST


Ok this story happened to me like two days ago so I wrote it all down.

So I was like walking along and I see these two guys and they were like what are you looking at. So im like all nothing and then theyre like well come over here then. So I was no no no no I cant cause im all scared but then they grabbed me and said, we want you to come with us.

And I was so so scared but they were like no we need to show you something. And seriously I thought they were going to hurt me or steal my lunch or shoes or something but then all of a sudden one of them smiles just a little bit, so Im like something is all up now.

But then they brought me to this warehouse and like I was really scared again, especially cause I thought I saw some black car with tinted windows like a bad guy drives in the movies.

And then they opened up the dooor to the warehouse and it was like WOW!

And like inside was like all my friends and my mum and dad! and they were all like HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I was so happy I thought I would burst cause I was gonna get presents but then i was like but it isnt my birthday!

And then they were all YES IT IS! and I looked at my watch and I laugh so hard but it actually WAS my birthday!

We had cake and cookies and then I even got to play games with all my friends.


I just wish I didnt have to go back to Year 12 on Monday hahahahaha

(And this isnt a lie at all I promise!)

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User Reviews


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

rabbit

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is like those old Simpson's shorts that used to be on at the end of The Tracy Ullman Show. You recognize the characters, but they aren't quite right.

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-24 20:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-24 20:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow. I would +2 this for historical value, but I'd hate to tarnish it's original under-appreciated rating.

Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-11-24 04:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for rabbits

Submitted by Asylem (user info) at 2004-11-17 15:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LMAO! "we;re like sisters" that was awesome.

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Happy-Tree-Friend
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2004-11-17 05:45:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

So I was like clicking through uber and like I found this like weird post that was like kinda like my writing! So I like tried to read this and I was like, OMG! this chic like can't fuckin' write. I mean like I know I mess up grammar like all the time, but like DAMN! I can't bare to read this crap. So now I'm like mocking you because its like so much fun in my opinion, and no one will read it cause like Im just like YOU!



We're like sisters!
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Submitted by melbie7 (user info) at 2004-11-17 11:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ans as I was like reading this I decided to like give it like a bad rating, because I was like annouyed to death. I wish I like had friends and like family who would like throw me a like birthday party.

I am like so over it.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-17 11:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Save a tree. Stand inbetween a chainsaw and it. Save us all from this Melissa

Submitted by Happy-Tree-Friend (user info) at 2004-11-17 11:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-17 11:03:59 (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck...you're as bad as that big titted pig who can't spell or punctuate.


but, schlongy... its a rabbit!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-17 11:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck...you're as bad as that big titted pig who can't spell or punctuate.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-17 10:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-17 08:28:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

Hope you know how to suck a mean dick, 'cause your brains will take you nowhere.


Submitted by Happy-Tree-Friend (user info) at 2004-11-17 10:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh, Jeanneeee, its a rabbit!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-17 09:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-17 08:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hope you know how to suck a mean dick, 'cause your brains will take you nowhere.

Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-11-17 07:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OH! MY! GOODNESS!! Like, I know this person, and he is *sooo* a GUY!! And like, SO am I!!

Submitted by Happy-Tree-Friend (user info) at 2004-11-17 06:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

sshhhhh please!

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-11-17 06:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I laughed. But a big ol' round ZERO for shenanigans.






Fag.

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-17 05:51:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Cute bunny.

Submitted by Happy-Tree-Friend (user info) at 2004-11-17 05:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2004-11-17 05:45:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

So I was like clicking through uber and like I found this like weird post that was like kinda like my writing! So I like tried to read this and I was like, OMG! this chic like can't fuckin' write. I mean like I know I mess up grammar like all the time, but like DAMN! I can't bare to read this crap. So now I'm like mocking you because its like so much fun in my opinion, and no one will read it cause like Im just like YOU!



We're like sisters!!

Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2004-11-17 05:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

So I was like clicking through uber and like I found this like weird post that was like kinda like my writing! So I like tried to read this and I was like, OMG! this chic like can't fuckin' write. I mean like I know I mess up grammar like all the time, but like DAMN! I can't bare to read this crap. So now I'm like mocking you because its like so much fun in my opinion, and no one will read it cause like Im just like YOU!

Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2004-11-17 05:38:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Obviously this was a piss take... I hope...

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-17 05:22:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I just hope to hell you're not doing English A-Level.

Submitted by Happy-Tree-Friend (user info) at 2004-11-17 05:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And I will be the first to rate my item as well!


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