16months later, i get my license (813 hits)
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Submitted by quentin makowski <qmakowski.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-05-14 09:09:42 EDT
Ok, this is my first post, but i've read alot, i figure i could contribute.
Ok i started driver's training when i was 15, take note that i am now 17 and just got my license yesterday. Is it just me or are all driving teachers pricks or currupted? My driving teacher was named Bob dildea, everyone called him coach, why? because he coached in my county many years ago. now this guy is about 70 years old and has been teaching driver's training since my dad was born. here's a few stories from driver's training i'd like to share.
We were talking about drinking and driving. Coach said this to my class "i aint gonna lie to ya. i like having a few beers myself, but i never drive when i gets drunk. if your gonna drink for christ sakes, go outside and sit under a tree and get blasted. that's what i do. the best drinking is outside, and if you pass out under the tree you wont get sunburned"
Me and this girl were talking during class, and he had to make a smart ass comment about it. so naturally he he blerted out "quit flirting with her here, that's why your getting your damn license, so you can go take her out to a motel 6 or 8 or whatever the hell and do all the talking you want, or whatever else ya gonna do". god was that so imbaressing.
anyways when it came to the driving part, that was horrible! he had an assitant instructor who would take kids out to practice driving. it ended up being this 40 year old pedifile named "Mr. Ken". now just the name scares the crap out of you. imagine being a 15 year old girl in the car with him? eeewwwww..... even a boy like i was gets scared. when we were driving one day, he leaned towards me, i thought he was going to say somthing, but he pointed his ass outwards, farts silently and rolls down the window. another thing is that we had a coversation in the car while my friend was driving and he felt it was appropriate to call Mrs. Clinton a douche bag every five seconds because he was against women running for government positions. god, what a douche bag he was.
well 6 months later i had segment two. in michigan we have to take two segments of driver's training, first is 3 weeks and you aquire you learner's permit, 6months later you go to segment two to get you finial test, then you can take your road test (which i got 6 months after my segment two because my parents are dumbasses" anywho... when we took segment two, it was a 215 question test. well holy crap, took everyone inthe class 3 hours to do but the irony of this when coach checked the test, he held up the correct test and my test. Looked back and forth, and said "very good" and signed my certificate. i could have 200 or the 215 wrong and i would of past. this is the reason why NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO DRIVE.
i took my road test yesterday, and i passed with flying colors. i didnt hit any cones, people, or dogs. very proud of myself. i'm going out to get my licenses today, woohoo!
User Reviews
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-05-14 18:23:33 EDT (#)
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At least you are consistent.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-05-14 17:28:24 EDT (#)
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No age limit, I'm only 20....you can suck my cock!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-05-14 17:03:40 EDT (#)
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hey, i never capitalize ANYTHING! (expect for emphasis, such as this)
what the hell is wrong with that?
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-05-14 17:03:05 EDT (#)
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"even a boy like i was gets scared."
Apparently he had a sex-change operation after learning how to drive.
Learn how to do the following things (in order):
1. Type
2. Read
3. Use correct grammar
4. Count
5. Drive (because I'm sure you still don't know how)
6. Be less of a dumbass
7. Spell
8. Spell... You really need to learn this
9. Climb a tall building
10. Fly
Just skip to steps 9 and 10 since you're probably too lazy to read the whole list anyway.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-05-14 16:53:32 EDT (#)
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How can it be possible to be this stupid?! This guy forgot to capitalize words at the beginning of his PARAGRAPHS. What the hell?! It started off as a decent attempt at a first post. The mistakes could be ignored and the post seemed to have some kind of purpose. By the end of the first couple paragraphs the post started deteriorating bad and it became obvious that this was another dumbass. How can you be THAT stupid when you have been alive for 17 years?! A better question would be, how can the MAJORITY of teenagers be this stupid?! I'm 18 years old and I hope my posts are a lot better than this. The stupidity of the majority of teens causes me to be generalized as being stupid and it's pissing me off. So stop posting stupid shit already. Dammit.
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-05-14 12:33:46 EDT (#)
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I think there should be an age limit in Uber Space..
Let's obliterate anyone under 21..
-BerZ
Submitted by NicTheMaster (user info) at 2003-05-14 12:27:06 EDT (#)
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I feel myself sliping away into unconciousnesssssssssss
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-14 11:54:22 EDT (#)
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Computers rock, Crash. Thank God for computers. God this day blows ass.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-05-14 10:22:12 EDT (#)
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Funny story chip. +2 for that, -4 for the original post.
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-05-14 10:15:22 EDT (#)
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Same here - as far as hating people. hehe
I love computers man. It's my friggin lifestyle. hehe
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-14 10:09:40 EDT (#)
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I fix computers in my spare time. I hate when people fuck shit up. I hate people, for the most part.
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-05-14 10:06:32 EDT (#)
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My wife and everyone else who practically live in my house have a second job similar to that. Except they do the opposite, and they don't get paid to do it. Or maybe they do - seeing me get pissed fixing all the shit they break.
Why do they all have to fuck my shit up!?
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-05-14 10:05:48 EDT (#)
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I spent driving school fingering the girl next to me. It was pretty funny. She was there with a few of her friends, and me and her started talking. Pretty soon, we're sitting next to each other. And pretty soon after that, I'm rubbing my hand around in her crotch. She kept asking me to stop, but then would kinda gasp and shut up. Then she decided to return the favor. It was a great four days of cumming action...for her. She wasn't good at handjobs.
This post sucked.
Submitted by qmakowski (user info) at 2003-05-14 10:03:28 EDT (#)
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yes i got a job, i build/repair computers :)
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-14 09:52:35 EDT (#)
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I want one with 17 inch chromes and the whole cab converted into a bass bomb.
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-05-14 09:42:01 EDT (#)
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haha
there is an el camino that someone on the AFB here drives. its raised several feet and has monster truck wheels.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-14 09:40:24 EDT (#)
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I actually like the older-bodied Camaros too, although I like the new ones as well. I want an El Camino with a fucking 454 boat block dropped into that puppy. Sweet.
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-05-14 09:38:42 EDT (#)
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once i get "My Camaro" = the Camaro I would have right now but I'm blowing a few grand to goto guam for 25 days
I'd like to get one of the '92 25th anniversery ones, but they are pretty pricey for the most part. Once I get back from guam, and get some more moneys I'm gonna get a '92 Z28 t-top. It'll be my next cash hole. I'm not to fond of the newer body style, although it is still pretty slick.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-14 09:33:47 EDT (#)
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Crash, I had a Camaro. What year and what mods?
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-05-14 09:29:01 EDT (#)
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One other thing, don't buy a Camaro. Only me and Mike Mulletino are kewl enough to drive a Camaro.
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-05-14 09:26:51 EDT (#)
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Yeah, kids driving pretty much sucks. I was waiting outside little seizures the other day waiting on my fuckin pizza, and some kid that looked like he was 13 pulls up in some julunky pickup, opens the door and hits my fuckin car with it.
Little fuck is lucky I don't have my camaro yet. I don't give much of a flying fuck about my neon.
If it had been my Camaro I would at least went off on the little shit...possibly pulling out the nightstick to give him a good beating.
Drivers around here in San Antonio are the worst.
I was merging onto an access road for the highway yesterday. There is a car coming, with the right of way, and naturally I stop at the yield sign because I really don't want to die. And some motherfucker on my tail bumps into my car.
Once again, a dumbasses life is saved because I don't have my Camaro yet. I don't give a fuck about this stupid neon, so i just peeled out and flicked him off.
But yeah, don't become a stupid ass driver. Don't talk on your cellphone if your not a good enough driver to pay attention while doing so. And make sure you learn to drive a manual. Automatics are for pussies and faggots.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-05-14 09:24:42 EDT (#)
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oh man, i wish i would have had a driver's ed teacher like that guy!
if i was the instructor, i'd be like, "if you're so drunk that you can't focus your eyesight and you need to drive home, close one eye and you will be able to focus a little better. tomorrow's lesson: how to get away from the cops."
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-05-14 09:15:26 EDT (#)
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You're a viscous vaginal discharge.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-14 09:14:11 EDT (#)
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There is no valid reason for a 16 year old to drive. Unless you have a job, which you probably don't. Good luck with your first accident.