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Rating: 0.29 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Big Jay <jgreening072.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-17 10:41:37 EST


I'm at work.
Sitting behind my desk, looking at cameras all day.
Security sucks ass, but I get paid well, and the people who work in the building are real nice.
I have a computer at my desk.
It's supposed to be for entry control in the building.
Right now I have eBay up on the screen, and I see the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese up for bid.
I like grilled cheese.
I love the Virgin Mary.
Course, I don't have the $22,000...


Oh well. I'll just bid on the steel chicken-shaped milk pitcher...
I like milk...

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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-02 20:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

I'm laughing because your post here inspired me to go find this: http://www.goldenpalaceevents.com/charity/grilledmary01.php

Look at that woman. Trailor trash at its best, and she just made $22000.

Submitted by Grim_Hippie (user info) at 2004-11-25 01:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

It's funny, cause yesterday I almost wrote a post about the virgin mary grilled cheese sandwhich, but then I deleted it. Now I'm glad I didn't.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-17 11:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I bought all your pairs of man-panties off e-bay, shlongy. I like the brown and white crusts, they smell great when I rub them on my face.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-17 10:53:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

See if Ebay is selling any "interesting stories" today and bid on one.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-17 10:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

You should look for a new job on ebay

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-17 10:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by mazman23 (user info) at 2004-11-17 10:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Wow.....looks like you are just about as bored at work as I am right now!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-17 10:43:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What. The. Fuck.


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