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Rating: -1.69 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Jesus (View user info) at 2004-11-17 12:02:44 EST


i once had a gf. we went down to the basement. i poke her pussy with my pinkie. it came out all wet. she said oh yes oh yes. so i farted onto my finger, and poked her pussy again. she went oh god oh god. then i spanked her butt. her butt became red. i poke her poo hole and smell my finger. it was smelly. she licked it. she said oh yes oh yes. i said that was smelly. so she make me lick her butt. she said oh yes oh yes. so i licked it more. and then i was born.

- jesus

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Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:49:10 (#)
Ranking: -2

You got a competition going with PissedOff for WPE?

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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:38:39 (#)
Ranking: -2

A bit retarded, are we?

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-17 17:53:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck off.

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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-11-17 17:45:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

No wonder your father let you get nailed to a cross!

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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-17 12:49:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by melbie7 (user info) at 2004-11-17 12:41:10 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-11-17 12:20:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-17 12:05:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

I usually laugh at random retarded shit.




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Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-17 12:17:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm converting to Islam.

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-17 12:17:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment, bitch.

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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-17 12:11:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-17 12:05:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

I usually laugh at random retarded shit.



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Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:49:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You got a competition going with PissedOff for WPE?

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:38:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

A bit retarded, are we?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-17 17:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck off.

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-11-17 17:45:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No wonder your father let you get nailed to a cross!

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-17 12:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by melbie7 (user info) at 2004-11-17 12:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-11-17 12:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-17 12:05:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

I usually laugh at random retarded shit.




Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-17 12:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm converting to Islam.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-17 12:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment, bitch.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-17 12:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-17 12:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I usually laugh at random retarded shit.


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