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Where did I go wrong in life or Holy Cheese Sandwich , Batman! (882 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 1.56 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by acrog (View user info) at 2004-11-17 12:54:42 EST


What did I do that's so wrong? Is this all it takes to be a millionare these days?

I make about 2 or 3 grilled cheese sandwiches a week, either for myself or on of my kids.
I think about all the cheese sandwiches that have been consumed in my house over the years, and wonder how many fortunes I have digested.

From this day forward I will look for any famous image in any item that I fry, and strategically place the butter on the bread when frying a sandwich

I'm bound to find the image of someone.

How much do you think I could get for an omlette with image of Ronald reagan cooked into it?

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-17 17:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I took a dump that looked like Don Knotts...that HAS to be worth something.

As an aside, there's no fucking way that bid is for real.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-17 14:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-11-17 13:29:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-17 13:26:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

The Wesley Snipes grilled cheese sandwich auction.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5536330312&rd=1
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-11-17 14:03:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-11-17 13:59:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-11-17 13:30:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

I've got a bannana that looks like a penis.
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funny i've got a penis that looks like a bannana.

-Black Ninja


your dick is crooked and yellow?

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-11-17 13:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-11-17 13:30:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

I've got a bannana that looks like a penis.
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funny i've got a penis that looks like a bannana.

-Black Ninja

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-11-17 13:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


I think I submitted this picture to B@W just last night.

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-11-17 13:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I could go for a grilled cheese sandwich

Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-11-17 13:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Whoa! something happened. The price just plumetted.

Current bid: US $69,107.69

Time left: 5 days 6 hours
7-day listing
Ends Nov-22-04 17:22:07 PST
Start time: Nov-15-04 17:22:07 PST
History: 18 bids (US $3,000.00 starting bid)



The Pope must have retracted his bid

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-17 13:31:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

There's an ODB one there, too. It's the ODBGC.

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-11-17 13:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I've got a bannana that looks like a penis.

Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-11-17 13:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-17 13:26:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

The Wesley Snipes grilled cheese sandwich auction.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5536330312&rd=1
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-17 13:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The Wesley Snipes grilled cheese sandwich auction.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5536330312&rd=1

Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2004-11-17 13:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have mashed potatos in the shape of a unique mountain. I also have the urge to go there and play the keyboard for aliens.......heh, wierd. I think I'll play them the theme from Beverly Hills Cop and see if I can start an intergalatic war.

LGF

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-17 13:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have a potato chip that looks exactly like Vanilla Ice.

Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-11-17 12:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I know you've all heard about this
here's the link:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5535890757&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW


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