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Suburban Gangbangers and Your Mom Naked (19518 hits)

Category: Humor
Labels: Photoshop

Rating: 1.81 on 96 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (View user info) at 2004-11-17 16:00:34 EST


Sorry I'm keeping the pics of your mom to myself...

Melissaitdoesntmatteranymore Is A Cunt.jpg (759 kB)

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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-06 18:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was so dope.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-04 22:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA Awesome. This is what I hope my posts wind up looking like eventually.

(not too alike though...thats plagiarism)

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-04 03:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, look, it's my entire graduating class.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-04 03:01:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2007-01-04 02:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No it's dish pan hands yo!
This guy's weilding scissors so back the fuck up.

HAHAHAHA, almost made me shoot milk out my nose. Except I'm not drinking milk.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-09-29 11:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-09-29 10:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

plus fucking 2!


its all about the pouty lips.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-29 10:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow.

Submitted by aquagirl (user info) at 2005-05-23 21:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

tampon jokes are always funny.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-14 08:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JML (user info) at 2005-05-14 07:45:16 (#)
Ranking: -2

i know my posts aren't great, but this is the lamest thing i have ever seen. congrats! :)
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You're right. Your posts aren't great.

Submitted by JML (user info) at 2005-05-14 07:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i know my posts aren't great, but this is the lamest thing i have ever seen. congrats! :)

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-14 07:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

great!

Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-17 16:58:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

You're becoming rather awesome, I approve wholeheartedly.

Could've done with a photo of John Cena though. I just look at that guy and I don't stop laughing for hours.
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UR JUST JELOUS OF HIS TALENT!!111ONE! U DONT NO HIM HE'S HARD! CENA PWNS J00! But on a serious note, I think Sugarlips and General Tso's Shock Troops were hilarious. And Ali Balla's characteristics describe my friend accurately, even though he's a Dirty Sanchez. I think I might have to prank call the Szechuan today. Anyone know the code to make your number come up anonymous?

Submitted by Lets_B_Friends (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm still shocked this never made B@W.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fucking outstanding

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:46:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHA

thank you Pentameter!! http://www.ubersite.com/m/66233#1323454

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You're welcome, Munkey.

This is one of my all-time favorite posts.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHA

thank you Pentameter!! http://www.ubersite.com/m/66233#1323454



Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shamone!

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-06 19:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/63662#1252015

I usually give people the benefit of the doubt, and I like most of your other stuff, but this was pretty clear.

Submitted by BigJoe (user info) at 2005-03-08 18:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I think those gang signs stand for 'virgin'. White people suck.

Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-03-08 18:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sweet.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

LIKE THIS?

I DID THIS POST, GO HERE FOR MORE

http://www.ubersite.com/m/56667

Submitted by refug68 (user info) at 2004-12-14 17:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm still laughing about this... the Safety Scissors line is classic... +2!

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Pretty funny.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-11 23:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good, but not your best.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-17 18:04:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-11-17 16:51:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

"This guy is wielding safety scissors, so back the fuck up."

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AHAHAHAHAHA

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Yeah, that was my favorite line also. Crafts for life yo!

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as a seventh grade teached said to me many years ago: A++ Horse's Ass

(Still not sure what the hell she meant by that but I still find it funny)

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-21 16:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-11-17 16:51:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

"This guy is wielding safety scissors, so back the fuck up."

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AHAHAHAHAHA


Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-20 17:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Great post, it makes me hate American youth.

Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-20 17:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hehe

you spelled without wrong

Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-11-20 16:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-20 08:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm speachless.


B@W!

Submitted by Ancius (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuckin Funneeeeeeeeee!

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

A frozen fucking turkey made B@W and not this. I suppose this will end my quest to try and get on.

bah!

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-18 12:44:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why isn't this on B@W yet?

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-11-18 12:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BAHAHAHA!

On a more serious note... I'm da Shiznit!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-18 12:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ROXXORZ!

Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

werd, yo

i am down with this wack, sheet now i be infested, holmes

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking ace!

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Adamdidit2u in the motherfucking hizzhouse, yo!

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:23:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


I went to that "stuntaz" site, that shit is fucking lame. Even if I didn't make something with this theme, I'd still call it a half-assed attempt.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:17:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

I think one of my posts once received 47 -2's in a row. Beat THAT.

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:16:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

If I knew you were going for some kind of streak, I would have ruined it long ago.
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I wasn't going for a streak, I am just trying to get on B@W as of late. I never expected it to get that high since I always offend a person or two each day.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think one of my posts once received 47 -2's in a row. Beat THAT.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If I knew you were going for some kind of streak, I would have ruined it long ago.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:15:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

And the streak ends at 47 straight +2's, and I was hoping for best ever. I was sure I would make B@W then.

Props to HadToBeDone, his name is fitting I suppose

Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha Ha!

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:06:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The original and still the best: http://stuntaz.cjb.net/

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-11-18 09:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought people got this out of their systems when all the jokes about the Icy Hot Stuntaz were going around....

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-11-18 09:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-11-18 09:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nope. I didn't think this was funny. It didn't even make me smile. Probably because I am old.

I am not one to break a streak however.

Really. Not amusing in the least. Probably because I see kids like this everyday and I wish they would all just go away or kill each other or something.

Submitted by Happy-Tree-Friend (user info) at 2004-11-18 06:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just wanted to say well done.

I fell for it, for a while. haha

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-18 03:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

7 more +2's and this will be the best post ever.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-18 02:34:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

funny

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-17 23:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

arts and crafts yo

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-17 22:43:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Someone's been taking post-enhancing drugs :-P. Keep that shit up man, this was fuckin A+++!

Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-17 22:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Burbies...

Submitted by Jerems (user info) at 2004-11-17 22:01:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your my fucking hero. Your gonna pimp god right out of heaven.

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-11-17 21:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

my highschool wasn't even this bad

Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-17 19:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh god... NOT THE OFFICE SUPPLIES!

Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-11-17 19:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Cute.

Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2004-11-17 19:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Comment

Submitted by hummer_please (user info) at 2004-11-17 19:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this might be the funniest thing on ubersite.

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-11-17 19:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Totally awesome.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-17 19:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Funnier than all hell...+2 for the name drop alone.

PS> I still make it one of my raison d'etres to beat the shit out of kids who look like this.

And if their music comin' from their car bothers me...it gets even worse for them.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-11-17 18:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I would quote something from this, but one thing is funnier than the next.

I love it.

Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-11-17 18:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, my sons got a pellet gun just like that one, only my son is smart enough to hold it so you can actually shoot it. They all have that tough, but gay look about them.

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-11-17 18:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"I was talking to this honey last night. She's a slut I know it. Her name was Shlongy, or somethin. I'm such a stud."

That quote alone earned you a +2. My god, this was too much awesome for one post.

Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-11-17 18:18:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

R2 D2 one is fucking massive.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-17 18:16:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's simply a matter of pleasing Bart. You aren't a big name here (yet), and he may never have seen your posts. Hopefully he sees my nomination, but this still has to tickle his fancy.

Keep posting this quality and you're a dead cert.

Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-11-17 18:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Definitely Bored at Work material!!

My favorite one was R2D2.

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-17 18:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-11-17 16:51:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

"This guy is wielding safety scissors, so back the fuck up."

---------------------

AHAHAHAHAHA

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Yeah, that was my favorite line also. Crafts for life yo!

Submitted by Trion (user info) at 2004-11-17 17:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you mind if print out this image?

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-17 17:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Trion (user info) at 2004-11-17 17:41:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

Amazing post, where did you ge the pictures?
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I always get all of my material from google image searches, i just randomly find a image and it becomes a topic.

Always taking suggestions

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-17 17:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-17 17:15:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitting your work to B@W is becoming a habit.
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But I still have yet to make the list, is it because i'm too new?

Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-11-17 17:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Trion (user info) at 2004-11-17 17:41:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Amazing post, where did you ge the pictures?

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-11-17 17:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good show.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-17 17:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Absolutely hilarious.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-17 17:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitting your work to B@W is becoming a habit.

Submitted by steph (user info) at 2004-11-17 17:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-17 16:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're becoming rather awesome, I approve wholeheartedly.

Could've done with a photo of John Cena though. I just look at that guy and I don't stop laughing for hours.

Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2004-11-17 16:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LMAO Great post! These dudes are some straight faggots to say the least!

Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-11-17 16:51:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"This guy is wielding safety scissors, so back the fuck up."

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AHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-17 16:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I used to see people like this in High School.

Thank God I don't have to go there anymore.

Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-11-17 16:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So much awesomeness on one post.

Submitted by Grim_Hippie (user info) at 2004-11-17 16:44:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This represents about half the rich kids I go to school with.




Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-17 16:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Captn Hook was the best. Your posts just get better and better.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-17 16:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Not a hige fan of the picture, but the title is plus 2 worthy.

Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-11-17 16:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think these kids all live in my town!



I hate new jersey

Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-11-17 16:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

one of the best posts ever - RTFO!

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-17 16:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh my GOD

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-17 16:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Just got back from the dentist. Needed a laugh. I got it in spades. Thanks, man.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-17 16:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-17 16:07:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

Dirty Sanchez - doggy style, popping your finger in her ass, then reaching forward and wiping it under her nose. The resulting moustache is a Dirty Sanchez.

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I know, I just liked the name and it seemed fitting for those two


Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-17 16:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dirty Sanchez - doggy style, popping your finger in her ass, then reaching forward and wiping it under her nose. The resulting moustache is a Dirty Sanchez.

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-17 16:04:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

note the guy in the first picture is doing the classic move:

1.) make the "ok" sign
2.) hold below waist
3.) if someone looks, hit to the shoulder.
3a.) 2 for flinchin'

i still rock that shit.


It could be one of these chemicals here that makes him so smart. Lisa,
maybe you should try some of this.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius