Things I Hate (656 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.27 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (View user info) at 2004-11-18 00:06:29 EST
1) Creationists
2) Oprah
3) Evangelical Christians
4) That fat chick from those shoe commercials.
5) PETA - And any other form of hippie douche bag for the ethical treatment of ______.
6) George Walker Bush
7) Fathers who name their sons after themselves.
8) George Herbert Walker Bush
9) Dumb celebrities who for some reason think their political opinions matter because they are capable of making sellable music. Especially the Dixie chicks.
10) People blinded by their patriotism.
11) Greenpeace
12) Anyone who would put a Jieeesus-fish on the back of their car.
13) Beers that taste terrible but are irrisistable because they're cheap.
14) Anyone who would waste money on designer clothing.
15) The idea of morality in general.
16) People who pretend to have rage about things they don't care about very much so they can make it sound like they're on a rant, but come off sounding like a 13-year-old trying to sound cool. If you're not man enough to do a rant, just make a list.
17) Whiny music - All lyrics should either have a point, or have been written under the influence of so much acid that they make no sense. No complaining about your personal life. Blink 182 and the like should be killed.
18) Pro-life people.
19) Democracy - Just two people competing over who can manipulate the most people into choosing a leader that will decide policies that few people understand.
20) Bob Saget
21) The fact that I currently have nothing better to do than this.
22) Mothers against ______.
23) People who pretend to be shocked and appalled by stuff just because they like acting shocked and appalled.
24) People who believe in tarot cards.
25) Mach 3, 4, 18, ect. A shaving razer should not have to look and cost like a racecar.
26) Pennies.
User Reviews
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-11-18 11:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-11-18 09:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This gets a +2 for the razor cost line alone.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-18 09:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with every single one of those things.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-11-18 05:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nah
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-11-18 05:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Arrrrrrrrrr (user info) at 2004-11-18 01:28:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
Terrible Post
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You could get a lot of shit for this.
Submitted by Arrrrrrrrrr (user info) at 2004-11-18 01:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Terrible Post
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-18 01:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What?! WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU HATE BOB SAGET?! HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS!
REPENT!
REPENT!
THE POWER OF BOB COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF BOB COMPELS YOU!
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2004-11-18 00:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-18 00:40:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey man... you can hate peace, and freedom, but leave Bob Saget out of it.
.........
He's timeless.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-18 00:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hehe i just read your whole post. Trust me, you should not be living
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-18 00:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are incredibly dumb
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-18 00:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey man... you can hate peace, and freedom, but leave Bob Saget out of it.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-11-18 00:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Mach 3 shaving blade crap... bright red, what the fuck? Are they trying to make shavers look like a sports car? All it needs now is some wheels and you could drive the fucker.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-11-18 00:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My mind was set on giving you a -2 for this, but then I read #16, so at least you acknowledge the lameness behind this.
You get NOTHING from me.