14 signs your a serial killer (8612 hits)
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Submitted by <romiustexis.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-18 05:46:39 EST
14 Signs of A Serial Killer
According to Dr. Phil (and who would know better?) here are the 14 signs..Let's see how many I have:
Fourteen Characteristics of a Serial Killer. Could you be raising a criminal? Acts of violence don't come out of nowhere, and every parent should be aware of the clues along the way. (Too bad my parents weren't.) For the most violent of criminals, there are warning signs that often start in childhood. Below is a list of the 14 most common traits of serial killers:
Over 90 percent of serial killers are male
They tend to be intelligent, with IQ's in the "bright normal" range
They do poorly in school, have trouble holding down jobs, and often work as unskilled laborers.
They tend to come from markedly unstable families.
As children, they are abandoned by their fathers and raised by domineering mothers.
Their families often have criminal, psychiatric and alcoholic histories.
They hate their fathers and mothers.
They are commonly abused as children: psychologically, physically and sexually. Often the abuse is by a family member.
Many serial killers spend time in institutions as children and have records of early psychiatric problems.
They have high rates of suicide attempts.
From an early age, many are intensely interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sado-masochistic pornography.
More than 60 percent of serial killers wet their beds beyond the age of 12.
Many serial killers are fascinated with fire starting.
They are involved with sadistic activity or tormenting small creatures.
Let's see how I stack up?
I am male.
I once used the word salubrious correctly.
Hmm..check mark ..underachieving at school ,"crazy on the job"( or as an online bot once told me in a chat room )-or so I have been told
Sniff..My family life was unstable ..What's that 4/4?
Pops Abandoned me, but Mom was submissive. Can you get half credit?
Daddy drank even when there was only Miller Lite in the house.
I would say hate is a strong word.
Abused?..Well my parents never bought ME a car.
They never caught me early!
What constitutes a High number?
Ok ,so who out there is not interested in porno and voyeurism?
Hey, I only wet the bed till I was 8!
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
Think about it ,would you torment a non-helpless creature?
I guess only 7 signs is pretty good. Rest easy Momma, you did a good job!! Anyways, if I did become a serial killer, it would all be for Phil Mogg. Phil, your the greatest!
Cryptically, I must add $IGN OF THE 4
http://bathosforthemisanthropic.blogspot.com
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-11-18 12:23:54 EST (#)
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this is stupid
Submitted by dawItsPete (user info) at 2004-11-18 12:10:56 EST (#)
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-1 for miller lite comment
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:54:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-11-18 07:18:48 (#)
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one sign you're a serial killer:
you kill people
case closed
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:52:49 EST (#)
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Damn, I got 11...Good thing I think Dr. Phil is full of shit. Otherwise I suppose I'd have to go out and kill someone.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:16:12 EST (#)
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Tormenting small creatures is fun when you're a child. What the fuck does it have to do with slitting a woman's throat and inserting your cock in the wound to feel the delicious warmth of her blood on your cock mmmmmmm?
What?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-18 09:48:45 EST (#)
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"Your" an idiot.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-11-18 09:43:16 EST (#)
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8 out of 14. do i win?
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-11-18 08:56:28 EST (#)
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Bart: So, like sometimes you can do stuff that you think is pretty bad
so other kids will like you better?
Homer: You're not talking about killing anyone, are you?
The Telltale Head
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-11-18 08:47:52 EST (#)
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I figured this was just going to be a photo of the 14 bodies in my backyard.
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-11-18 08:04:28 EST (#)
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I always thought that the best sign that someone was a serial killer was that they planned and and followed through on plans for the murders of numerous people.
I don't think that serial killers need a list, they know.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-18 08:01:13 EST (#)
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Fuck Dr. Phil and his frothing trash mouth of lies.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-11-18 07:18:48 EST (#)
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one sign you're a serial killer:
you kill people
case closed
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-18 06:13:56 EST (#)
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serial killer or Chav... both can be described by this article
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-18 06:01:12 EST (#)
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Wraps fetish and stonedsilly up just about perfectly.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-18 05:56:16 EST (#)
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