Unlike Gib, I really am dying. (585 hits)
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Submitted by Sofa_Ace (View user info) at 2004-11-18 10:56:25 EST
I know a lot of you won't believe me since there's been so much shenanigans around here lately, but it's true. Why would I lie? just to get hits, maybe eventually reaching MVP and becoming a superstar? That's not what I want.
Anyway, I included a note from my doctor, just for proof ... not that it matters whether you believe me or not, since I'll soon be dead.
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am on the mva and I don't even post.
Submitted by miss_behvn (user info) at 2004-11-18 14:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
poor sofa!
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-18 11:16:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
the kind of doctors that tell you that you're dying are usually MD's, not PhDs
oh well
good luck with that.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-18 11:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ho ho ho
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-11-18 11:08:54 EST (#)
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REALLY? THAT IS SOOOOO INTERESTING!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52003
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-18 11:07:04 EST (#)
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SHIT........
YOUR DOCTOR TOUCHES ME TOO!!
THAT BASTARD!
Submitted by Asylem (user info) at 2004-11-18 11:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
lol
Submitted by JohnnyACDC (user info) at 2004-11-18 11:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
my doctor doesnt use enough exclamation points...and he touches me
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-18 11:04:11 EST (#)
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Damn... I believe this guy much more than that fucktard with the ass cancer.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-18 11:01:38 EST (#)
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Every person on this site is dying, since the day they were born.
List of things to do before I die:
Drink
Smoke
Fuck
Drive a Tank through Downtown
Take a piss in the oval office
Impregnate Anna Kournikova
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:59:32 EST (#)
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I want to be an MVP TOO!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hehe
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
As long as we have proof...