My one and Only Catfight. (928 hits)
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Submitted by V@L (View user info) at 2004-11-18 14:29:58 EST
This is a blast from the past... I was looking over someones other posty thing and in the reviews/rants I saw the term "catfight" which I thought was amusing. Mainly because I have participated in a brawl before. One, back in the day, and it wasn't very long, but still I can say that I have.
I don't know what kind of schooling people on the intra-web, have had along their paths but mine, was fair enough, for someone just trying to get done with it. And in the middle schooling years that I had I was quite content on doing shit... yeah, I guess thats right since the later years I made it a point to do nothing. back on track. I was in 8th grade, so still in jr. high and now able to look down upon those lowley seventh graders to laugh and point at... or rather just ignore.
So the way gym was set up was that there were a few teachers, because of the big overcrowded inner city crap people have to deal with when they are treated like they are just cattle. So you got to choose between two activities every couple of weeks, you know, like floor hockey or volleyball, just so you have an excuse to make an insane amount of people take a class at the same time. But anyways so in my 7th year I had taken Gymnastics, which really isn't all that bad, if you appreciate falling alot and getting brusies and messing up your hands from trying to act like a freaking monkey. And then I vowed that I would never take that class ever again. So in 8th grade gymnastics was an option and I immediately took the other, which was of course Wrestling. Thats right! And I was not looking forward to that one bit.
of course until I found out what it was really like.
The teacher: A Sexist (old) guy, head of the wrestling team, one of those no pain no gain dudes. Couldn't even count how many times he pinned a boy to the floor... hmmm...
The students: Three girls (me inlcuded) and the rest were boys. One girl hardly ever showed anyways.
The Class: More basketball playing went on than wrestling, the actual wrestling was guys doing perfect pin and hold moves and such on eachother, the girls, sat on the matt and watched... and that was it until the last day in the two week class.
And let me tell you what I learned: Nothing that had to do with wrestling, don't get near any basketballs when you are near a wall or its a trip to the nurse, never be afraid to laugh at an old guy sitting on a boy.
So yes as I said, the last day of class, it was me and one other girl, since girls were only really allowed to wrestle eachother in this class it wasn't a big surprise who I was palled up with in the end to supposedly demonstrate a "match" of what kewl moves we had learned in between basketball and sitting, which was... umm... oh yeah I'm a girl, I didn't learn squat, but thankfully that other girl hadn't either, plus I probably had thirty pounds on her, so I wasn't worried. Ok thats silly, I'm never worried even when actually facing a challenged, lets just say I wasn't expecting anything.
All was well we were all bent over like how one of those starting moves we just saw some boys doing before, All I remember is that heh, I had my arm under her stomache, because I had her arm, and its sad when you are supposed to just copy a buy you were just watching but what comes to mind is that 'if you had a strap on this is how you'd do it doggy style' .... hmmm.. that could have been a decent subject like.... so because girls are prissy and well... I would like the term lazy more, we didn't really do much, just like switched positions we saw others in while the teacher tried no to yell at us because we are 'prissy' little girls. Then all of a sudden that skinny little girl decided she thought it would be funny to snap my bra in front of the class. Of course there was the inital shock where it was like DAMN! What the fuck?! ... yeas that dramatic pause.... No see I am not the type where I get embarrassed, hell I do shit just around myself that I would forever die from embarrassment before any crap that has happened around anyone else. So it registers that what she did was just not cool, and it f'ing hurt. Also it comes to mind that I was right then in a class where I could get this girl, and probably get an A for it... hmmm... which I bet was probably her thinking on the matter too.
So I decided this wasn't cool, and yes I had that nice audience of boys who are seeing girl on girl 'wrestling' right in front of them so they decided quickly that they had to pick sides to cheer for. So I had to somehow get twisted around to bring her down, I twisted grabed a leg and pulled, and the skinny twat didn't know which way was up, I must say it got a little rough, for girl standards. No hair pulling or that but in eachothers attempts of trying to bring the other down I know a good amount of skin was showing. so after a couple face to matt connections with that other girl I ended up just pinning her ass to the ground so that she couldn't move.... and thats the point when I kinda realized that others really were watching.
I really don't like to be noticed, which some dilusional pals seem to think that that is one of those tricks I pull to mask my inner feelings, umm.... yeah I don't like to be noticed, and so when I saw all those guys looking at me because I had beaten the other girl, I know it wasn't like they were going to laugh at me, but I know it wasn't cool. Hell for all I know there could be a post in uberness somewhere talking about girls brawling in gymclass. But at least I can say that I was in that type of Catfight, sure there wasn't any water involved, hair extentions, or ripped clothes. But thats ok, because I still won. whoo-hoo!!!
ok yeah so my ending sucks, but I don't care this is a insane long message.
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Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2004-11-19 00:57:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-11-18 20:53:52 EST (#)
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*Honk Honk*
It's the shortbus. Better get on it!
Submitted by Happy-Tree-Friend (user info) at 2004-11-18 20:39:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:39:26 (#)
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These are what i like to call litmus posts. Basically anybody who rates it with a positive number has some sort of mental deficency.
Thanks!
HAHAHAHA RABBIT!!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-18 18:36:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-18 02:47:18 (#)
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You = fucker
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:29:40 EST (#)
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Excuse the typos.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:28:54 EST (#)
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It wasn't just your ending that sucked, sweetie.
You should have skipped gym class and spent a little more time in English class.
You write incomprehensible drivel.
So unless you're built like a brick shithouse, and love to swallow loads, you are destined fro a life of "I'll have the number 4, extra pcikles".
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:39:26 EST (#)
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These are what i like to call litmus posts. Basically anybody who rates it with a positive number has some sort of mental deficency.
Thanks!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:26:02 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by neeping (user info) at 2004-11-18 14:56:04 EST (#)
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heh, actually I stopped by to see if I actually made any sence, I tend not too, and Val isn't my username.... huh, anyways yeah. And I can't help it if my other couple posts sucked, heh, its what happens when you are bored and sitting in front of a computer for hours on end, you lose whatever ability you might have once had on being able to make sence.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-11-18 14:49:49 EST (#)
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I for some reason can't get myself to read this. I skimmed: does that count?
I read her 2 previous posts and they sucked pretty bad.
It's fun to talk about people like they're not constantly refreshing the page looking for reviews.
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-18 14:47:16 EST (#)
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Actually, it just made me hungry.
I feel bad for reviewing this post three times and not yet reading it.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-18 14:47:07 EST (#)
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They key to writing: sentences.
Sen·tence ( P ) Pronunciation Key (s n t ns)
n.
A grammatical unit that is syntactically independent and has a subject that is expressed or, as in imperative sentences, understood and a predicate that contains at least one finite verb. Also has fucking periods!
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-11-18 14:45:37 EST (#)
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Yeah, I know Urbane is a Val; I was talking usernames.
You know, if you look at the word "would" enough, it starts looking really weird.
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-18 14:39:36 EST (#)
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Well, the original val at least. This one is a 12,000, so she happened quite recently, probably.
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-18 14:39:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-11-18 14:34:36 (#)
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There's another Val??? When did this happen?
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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-11-18 14:34:36 EST (#)
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There's another Val??? When did this happen?