Boner fest: naked hotties (3059 hits)
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Submitted by Captain "BIg Balls" Foamy (View user info) at 2004-11-18 15:11:39 EST
Your breakfast.......I farted on it, yeah your bagel
Your moms vadge......I stole it
I also farted on it
I think it might be infected
there was some swelling, no matter
your dads unibrow.....guess what, I hit it with the sole of my shoe
He got all dizzy and I gave him a fart pillow
then he threw up
then I took 6 bucs out of his purse
I bought bought Pepto Bismo
then I drank the whole bottle in his face
he had at least 3 of the symptoms that pepto bismo would have cured
he was shitting frantically
hes gonna have to find a bathroom and wash his underwear
that will be so embarrasing
God your dads a tool
I think I'm gonna kick him again
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
new comedy, way better than anything on this site
this sites comedy makes my weiner sick
rock your cubes robots
User Reviews
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-18 19:20:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for fucked up dogs. Oh, and for sodomizing Father Time. That asshole had it coming (double entendre).
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-11-18 18:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I am not understanding
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You mentioned "comedy".
So I guess this post is the antithesis of that, eh dipshit?
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the name.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow this really sucks
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:06:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:32:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
It looks like someone fell off the wrong side of the dick this morning Damien, cranky pants
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I was sitting here thinking you'd probably make some 'dick' reference in response to my comment.
Sad.
Submitted by Fuckface_Jones (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ICO farts like a girl
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks bro thats justified the entire 5 minutes it took to write this. These other quote robots dont laugh at anything unless its about 501k's or some bullshit. Continue to rock
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:37:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:34:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For some strange reason, I felt the need to +2 this post.
In some way or another (don't ask me how), this was brilliant.
"Rock your cubes, robots."
Brilliant.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It looks like someone fell off the wrong side of the dick this morning Damien, cranky pants
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think ubersites new name is Bumlice yeah Bumlice dot com thats the ticket. Or Whackass, Whackass the site for uberlames. Zalabe (the user who spells his name something like this) rocks the crib!
Submitted by Fuckface_Jones (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:12:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
retard
Irony rules.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you were gone.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto Foamy +2. Don't ask me why.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:12:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh and also this
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
retard