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I need help Ubersite, are any of you auto-mechanics? (spt) (534 hits)

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Rating: -0.36 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by User10030 (View user info) at 2004-11-18 15:55:54 EST


My truck makes this funny thud-thud noise when I run over the neighborhood children. I think it might be the carburetor. Any help would be appreciated.

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-11-19 10:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Take one round of wedge out of the right-rear, that will soften the impact when rolling over the children

Submitted by Manicdepressant (user info) at 2004-11-18 20:54:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

could b a problem with your brakes. but as its not really hurting neone at the mo, i wouldnt worry bout it

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-18 19:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sounds like you need a new nebulator joint and an ass kicking.

You have a credit card or will this be cash?

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Move to a neighborhood with softer children.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:54:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

change you blinker fluid

Submitted by miss_behvn (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:43:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha, fucking neighborhood kids playing on the sidewalk where normal people are trying to drive.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for SPT.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Stop running over children and won't make that noise.

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I can't help it, I laughed.

Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahahaha

Probably a control arm

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:00:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment, bitch.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Press gas. Crush at the bottom of a cliff.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-18 15:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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