My Exboyfriend is Ghey (920 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by miss_behvn (View user info) at 2004-11-18 16:51:51 EST
But he doesnt know it yet.
I dated this guy forever and always thought he might be gay.
Here's a list of why
1) Listens to Barry Manilow and Celine Dion. Took me to a Barry Manilow concert where we were the only straight couple.
2) Has no idea how to do anything related to automotives. I showed him how to change a tire.
3) Really wasn't "into" sex so much. Enough said about that one.
4) um, I think # 3 sums it all up.
Hope everyone has a nice SPT
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-24 01:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Yeah, i know nothing about cars, somewhat enjoy celine dion, and am currently not into sex so much, based on i kinda had an ice cream brain freeze from it, too much too soon. Not really seeing anything yet to support your claim of him being a homosexual.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-24 01:04:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-19 20:31:25 (#)
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3) Really wasn't "into" sex so much. Enough said about that one.
4) um, I think # 3 sums it all up.
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Maybe you're just bad in bed.
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PWNED!!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-19 20:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
3) Really wasn't "into" sex so much. Enough said about that one.
4) um, I think # 3 sums it all up.
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Maybe you're just bad in bed.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-19 20:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-18 20:29:28 (#)
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Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:24:10 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:13:39 (#)
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He's gay. And I've never heard Barry Manilow. I don't even know who that is.
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I bet you don't.
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I don't know who he is, btich. I looked up his picture and never heard/seen that guy before. Do you know who's Robert Charlebois? No? Well here, everyone knows who he is. Did someone forget to take account a little thingie called context?
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That's... a little weird.
Such great lengths to prove his straightness.
Just speculating.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-19 19:56:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-19 09:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is this why he is now your ex?
My x boyfriend had erectile disfunction.
That's why he is my X.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-11-18 21:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Again. Because you make me look like Shakespeare.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-11-18 21:31:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:20:38 (#)
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1) People who like Barry Manilow are losers, not homosexuals. Homosexuals have far better taste than that. People who listen to Celine Dion and like it are either old or retarded.
2) Sounds like he grew up in a house with no dad, and had no car of his own. Either that or he is just dumb.
3) If you were my only option, I wouldn't really be "into" sex, either.
4) I still wouldn't fuck you.
So it sounds to me like your ex isn't gay, but is a retarded loser with no dad or car. But at least he had the sense to not put his penis in you.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:19:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
If I was your boyfriend, I'd turn gay, too. It's called a "great escape".
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ZING!
Submitted by Manicdepressant (user info) at 2004-11-18 20:50:52 EST (#)
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ummmm...ok up untill point 3 i was gonna give him the benifit of the doubt, but then you said that, and i had to agree
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-18 20:29:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:24:10 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:13:39 (#)
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He's gay. And I've never heard Barry Manilow. I don't even know who that is.
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I bet you don't.
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I don't know who he is, btich. I looked up his picture and never heard/seen that guy before. Do you know who's Robert Charlebois? No? Well here, everyone knows who he is. Did someone forget to take account a little thingie called context?
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-18 19:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:20:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
1) People who like Barry Manilow are losers, not homosexuals. Homosexuals have far better taste than that. People who listen to Celine Dion and like it are either old or retarded.
2) Sounds like he grew up in a house with no dad, and had no car of his own. Either that or he is just dumb.
3) If you were my only option, I wouldn't really be "into" sex, either.
4) I still wouldn't fuck you.
So it sounds to me like your ex isn't gay, but is a retarded loser with no dad or car. But at least he had the sense to not put his penis in you.
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Pwned.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-18 19:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My ex is gay too.
How do I know?
He fucked me in the ass, and wasn't afraid to do a reach around
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2004-11-18 19:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you have seen the movie clueless too many times,
Which is funny because you are clueless
The car thing does not hold too much water
By the way if it looks like shit, smells like shit it must be....well, shit of course.................J
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-11-18 18:51:44 EST (#)
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Perhaps he had mother issues. did he always wear comfortable shoes?
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-18 18:31:32 EST (#)
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lolocaust
Submitted by miss_behvn (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:43:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:23:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
This sounds like the typical "My ex-________ sucks because he/she left me, found someone better, and has never been happier" argument.
Cry somewhere else, please.
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Actually I left him when he proposed and Ive never been happier.
_Q_...He had a dad and a car, he was just dumb.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:24:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:13:39 (#)
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He's gay. And I've never heard Barry Manilow. I don't even know who that is.
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I bet you don't.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This sounds like the typical "My ex-________ sucks because he/she left me, found someone better, and has never been happier" argument.
Cry somewhere else, please.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1) People who like Barry Manilow are losers, not homosexuals. Homosexuals have far better taste than that. People who listen to Celine Dion and like it are either old or retarded.
2) Sounds like he grew up in a house with no dad, and had no car of his own. Either that or he is just dumb.
3) If you were my only option, I wouldn't really be "into" sex, either.
4) I still wouldn't fuck you.
So it sounds to me like your ex isn't gay, but is a retarded loser with no dad or car. But at least he had the sense to not put his penis in you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If I was your boyfriend, I'd turn gay, too. It's called a "great escape".
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
SPT -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's gay. And I've never heard Barry Manilow. I don't even know who that is.
Submitted by Aquarius2nv (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:10:29 EST (#)
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wasnt in to sex... hummm.... what do YOU look like.
Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2004-11-18 17:01:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sarcasticus (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:56:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe you're just ugly.
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No matter how ugly your gilfriend is, you still don't like Barry Manilow. Unless you're gay of course.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:57:17 EST (#)
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yup.
Submitted by Sarcasticus (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:56:47 EST (#)
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Maybe you're just ugly.
Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:56:39 EST (#)
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Hahahaha. Ha.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:56:01 EST (#)
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You probably scared him away from women becasue you're so skanky.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:54:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:53:38 (#)
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I can't believe you agreed to go to a Barry Manilow concert
Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-11-18 16:53:38 EST (#)
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I can't believe you agreed to go to a Barry Manilow concert