Life... like the flow of urine from a monkey's dick. (766 hits)
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Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-18 18:47:27 EST
I stand on the edge of time, my silhouette a testament to the waning sun.
I am a prisoner here, chained to my own fate by the powers of the heavens.
In my right hand I hold truth. In my left hand I hold blah blah blah blah.
I kicked in the door. I dashed to her bedroom; I knew I'd find her there.
I ripped the dumb bitch out of her bed, jerking her towards the wall.
She tried to rasp out a cry for help, but my hand was planted firmly around her neck.
I bashed her head into the wall. Her eyes rolled back and she grew limp in my arms.
I sunk my teeth into her throat. Her blood dripped off of my elbows as I ripped her neck apart with my mouth.
I tossed her onto her bed. I was wet with her warm blood.
I grinned.
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Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-11-26 20:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
..meh
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-21 02:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stin: Your wish is my command.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-20 19:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Worst post ever!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-20 18:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-20 14:58:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
poorly writtten, unrealistic, pointless, etc.
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Why don't you break the mould Sepsis, write something good for a change?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-20 00:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-20 00:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, Chinaman, stop being such a cocky fuck. Your post sucked, I -2'd it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-19 22:12:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's another minus for ya. Nothing personal though.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52192
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-11-19 21:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, you had the audacity to -2 my post. Keep in mind this -2 is an objective one. Fucker.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-18 21:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey...you owe me a buck for using "dipshit".
I took out a copyright on it when I joined here.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-18 20:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Chinaski: Give it a rest. You're a dipshit, end of discussion.
Submitted by Manicdepressant (user info) at 2004-11-18 20:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ummmmm...fuck you, dont even joke bout shit like this, it happens in reality enough
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-11-18 19:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-18 19:40:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, Chinaski, I'm practically gagging at the sheer audacity of you using the word "cuz."
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The "audacity" of "using the word 'cuz'". Hmm. That one left me confounded for a moment... I had to axe myself, "is Sepsis brutally retarded? Or did he randomly open the dictionary, find the word 'audacity', and use it?" Cuz it really doesn't make sense, what you said.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-18 19:52:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, just wow. really! wow.
are you ready?
sure?
prepare yourself...
wow
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-18 19:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, Chinaski, I'm practically gagging at the sheer audacity of you using the word "cuz."
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-11-18 19:37:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-18 19:05:35 (#)
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Chinaski: http://www.ubersite.com/m/51964
dipshit
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Touche... still infinitely better than this post, though. It made me gag. Not cuz it was gross, just at the sheer audacity of someone posting a piece of work this poor.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-11-18 19:36:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post... Like the flow of shit from a monkeys arse.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-18 19:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've also written about vampires. http://www.ubersite.com/m/51959
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-18 19:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.
-- Homer Simpson
Burns, Baby Burns
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-18 19:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love the horseshit posts like this one.
Then, we get to read the hilarious reviews.
So you ARE serving a purpose, matey.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-18 19:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Chinaski: http://www.ubersite.com/m/51964
dipshit
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-11-18 19:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
super boring... if you dont have anything to post, dont post anything at all.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-18 18:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, if you grinned, you sure as fuck hadn't just finished reading this.
Lucky you.