Sex Slang (3091 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.37 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <tempeststorm.at.geocities.com> (View user info) at 2003-02-10 14:56:49 EST
So I heard this great little funny term the other day and thought I'd share. And perhaps start a chain of offensive sex slang...yay!
"What do you say we 68? you suck and I'll owe you one"...
please, contributions are fabulously wonderful.
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-03-26 15:07:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Uh... A 69 is now called a 96... The cost of eating out has gone up...
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-03-26 14:59:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That was from MadTV, ass
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-02-12 21:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicole Appleton's reputed chat-up line to Liam Gallagher: "Oi Liam, I've got something in my pocket for you... my cunt."
God Bless British Starlets... especially the "All Saints".
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-11 11:48:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
double master blaster ....having an orgasm while receiving fellatio and simultaneously smoking a crack pipe. where do i sign up?
Submitted by _JP (user info) at 2003-02-11 10:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you know what a 6.9 is?
It's a 69 interrupted by a period.
{Yea that's nasty.}
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-02-11 00:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cleaning the meat curtains.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-02-10 16:52:31 EST (#)
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You: Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body?
Her: Oh really?
You: Yeah, would you like one more?
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-02-10 15:55:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought that was quite funny but I've a dirty sense of humour..erm... bum shit arse hairy flaps, lol.
My friend told me his chat-up line the other day. I'm bet if he tries this on any girls he gets a slap but it's funny.
First you beckon someone over to you with your middle finger saying "can you come over here for a mintue I need to tell you something" and act as though you need to whisper something in their ear.
Then you say "I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with the whole hand!".
:o)
PAS
Submitted by theoutstander (user info) at 2002-08-08 21:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Q:What's the square root of 69?
A: 8 (ate) something
-TheOutstander