Simple questions for Muslims. (662 hits)
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Submitted by User10030 (View user info) at 2004-11-19 10:17:40 EST
I read this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/52090 and decided the author was asking was teh wrong questions. So here are the right questions:
Simple Questions for Muslims:
1. Why are you all terrorists? I would understand if only most of you were terrorists, but how is it that each and every person who practices Islam becomes a terrorist?
2. Why are you all so easy to hate? I don't think it's just because your all terrorists, there's something else. Maybe your language, or the color of your skin? Whatever it is, you sure are some easy motherfuckers to hate.
3. I understand why you hate your own women, they're ugly. But if I sent some nice pretty American girls over there, would you hate them? and if so, would this make you gay? Is being gay against your religion? Does your God smite the fags too?
4. why was qustion 3 actually four questions?
5. Why do you wear so much clothes in the middle of the desert? I would think that would get hot as hell. See, my ass would be walking around in some shorts, a wife beater and maybe some sandals. I would also have invented an umbrella to keep the sun off me. Do you guys have umbrellas over there?
6. How do you stay hydrated in the desert? I know that you enjoy drinking camal piss, but surely you don't survive off of it. How many oaiss ... oaises ... How much water can there possibly be in the desert? It is, after all, a desert.
User Reviews
Submitted by brownboybilly (user info) at 2005-04-17 14:41:35 EDT (#)
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wtf? And i thought my posts were shite.....
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-17 14:40:08 EDT (#)
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Sarcasm or not, it wasn't really amusing. Not like I'm not going to laugh at anything like this, it's just that it sucked and could have been funny. But it wasn't.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-04-17 14:17:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2005-04-17 08:46:09 (#)
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this is horrible.
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You damn right.
SHITCANNED!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-19 23:57:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by miss_behvn (user info) at 2004-11-19 23:46:13 EST (#)
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buncha dumbasses on this site! I tell ya
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-19 19:43:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-05-22 17:30:29 (#)
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No head for you.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-11-19 18:40:48 EST (#)
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I guess you're just used to stupid women who are to afraid to talk back to men. So, I can understand why you would think that I am a bitch.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-11-19 16:55:00 EST (#)
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firefly sure is a bitch isn't she?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-19 16:37:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-19 15:03:55 (#)
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Submitted by RiseAgainst (user info) at 2004-11-19 15:00:10 (#)
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I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans.
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Can I join your movement? I loathe that word.
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dOES this mean Caul gets a whipping?
Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-11-19 15:58:41 EST (#)
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minus as much as possible for being a fag and using the word "teh".
Unless that was just a typo. Then let me know and I will plus two this and even it all out.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-19 15:03:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by RiseAgainst (user info) at 2004-11-19 15:00:10 (#)
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I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans.
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Can I join your movement? I loathe that word.
Submitted by RiseAgainst (user info) at 2004-11-19 15:00:10 EST (#)
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I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-11-19 14:42:35 EST (#)
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i always wondered about #5...maybe they have some sort of law forbidding men from showing their legs because it will inspire "homosexual urges"
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-11-19 14:42:06 EST (#)
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There are alot more people that are that crazy, then you would think.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-19 14:39:11 EST (#)
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funny
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:41:51 EST (#)
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Can't believe people think that this is real!!!
and THEY are calling YOU stupid!!
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I didn't think lobotamy patients could use a keyboard.
Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:31:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2004-11-19 10:30:14 (#)
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Yes, it must be shenanigans. or maybe there is another explanation. Maybe it's that sarcasm thing people keep talking about huh? Maybe ... I don't actually believe the things I wrote ... Maybe I wrote the opposite of what I think. No, it must be shenanigans.
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Umm .. duh ... sarcasm is the root of a lot of shenanigans.
Like I said, no one can be this stupid. Your sarcasm was apparent. I've seen better. Hence the -1.
But thanks for the explanation.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:13:37 EST (#)
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For a while there, I thought you were serious. It's hard to know if americans are being retarded on purpose nowadays.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-11-19 10:42:49 EST (#)
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There are over a billion muslisms in the world, dolt. If everyone of them were a terrorist, you would be dead.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-11-19 10:37:40 EST (#)
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This was garbage.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2004-11-19 10:32:54 EST (#)
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All muslims arent terrorists dumbfuck. Your ignorance has no equal!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-19 10:32:08 EST (#)
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How ridiculous
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-11-19 10:31:54 EST (#)
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it's still not funny.
Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2004-11-19 10:30:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-11-19 10:24:44 (#)
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No one can be this stupid. This has to be shenanigans, so only a -1.
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Yes, it must be shenanigans. or maybe there is another explanation. Maybe it's that sarcasm thing people keep talking about huh? Maybe ... I don't actually believe the things I wrote ... Maybe I wrote the opposite of what I think. No, it must be shenanigans.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-19 10:28:26 EST (#)
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<smirks>
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-11-19 10:28:10 EST (#)
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Bah
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-19 10:25:27 EST (#)
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As a muslim, this s fuckkin sweet!
Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-11-19 10:24:44 EST (#)
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No one can be this stupid. This has to be shenanigans, so only a -1.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-19 10:23:01 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-11-19 10:22:59 EST (#)
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Pathetic
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-19 10:22:42 EST (#)
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Hahahaha excellent...
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-19 10:22:07 EST (#)
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I hope someone answers these....
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-11-19 10:22:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-19 10:21:38 EST (#)
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Meh.