MSPAINT conspiracy (1191 hits)
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Submitted by professor fuckface (View user info) at 2004-11-19 11:24:22 EST
George W. Bush and Osama Bin Laden worked together on the 9/11 attacks. George Bush ensured third-party intelligence reports on the whereabouts and plotting of Bin Laden would not be acted upon, whilst Osama orchestrated the actual attack. After the wreckage was cleared, George W. Bush sold the scrap metal from the towers to a bidding firm which was in fact a front for one of Bin Laden's construction companies.
The metal was supposedly sold for $140 a ton, but no money changed hands. Shortly after, George W. Bush declared war on Iraq, and has sent more than one hundred thousand troops to safely secure Iraq's oil fields. Meanwhile, Osama Bin Laden was taking refuge in Saudi Arabia, where he was making good use of the 200,000 tons of scrap steel George W. Bush had awarded him for his part in the 9/11 attacks. Osama isn't dead or in hiding, he's waiting for George W. Bush to give him the green light to single handedly secure all the oil in Iraq, destroying everything and everyone that gets in his way.
Later on George and Osama will sell the oil to Israel, which they need to build their new Weapon Of Mass Destruction which requires mass amounts of hydrogenated kerosene. Then George and Bin Laden will take their semi-trailers full of money to their undersea cavern in the Mediterranean to live out their lives, occasionally visiting their vault full of currency to swim in it like Scrooge McDuck.
Watch out, troops, Mecha-Bin Laden is coming your way (illustrated entirely in MSPAINT)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This isn't actually true is it? Cos that picture is about the same quality as the live feeds given by entrenched reporters, so i'd believe it.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
...Only +1 due to the scrolling left to right a few times just to read it.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-11-23 01:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jerems (user info) at 2004-11-19 19:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i love how you used the spray paint for most of this. it looks fucking awesome.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-19 18:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-19 17:35:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And you got what you deserved: a drunk for a mother and a child molestor for a father. I think it is funny you swore -2s for life for habeeb because of the post he did about gibberish. You must be the most gullible turd around.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-19 16:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-19 13:38:07 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:28:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Guaranteed -2s: shlongy, fetish, stonedsilly.
On the other hand, you MAY have found a career niche as a psychic.
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I was going to give this a -1 just to prove you wrong, but there's no point.
You get what you deserve, and that's a -2.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-11-19 16:39:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What impresses me about the picture is the texturing. I didn't know you could do that in paint.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-11-19 14:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-11-19 14:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-11-19 14:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
too wide
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-19 13:38:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:28:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Guaranteed -2s: shlongy, fetish, stonedsilly.
On the other hand, you MAY have found a career niche as a psychic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-19 13:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't take this personally but this is fucking terrible.
Are you sure you're in college?
Must be a community one. Too fucking stupid to get into a 4 year school...unless it's a truck driving school.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehehehe
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JIHAD!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just noticed the turban. I'm an idiot.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Looks like a midget.
"IS IT A BIRD?"
"IS IT A PLANE?"
"NO! IT'S CURIOUSLY-OUT-OF-PROPORTION-LEGS-BUT-YOU-WOULDN'T-MESS-WITH-HIS-PHAT-LASER-CANNONS-MECHA BIN LADEN!"
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that was pretty damn good, I must say.
You're still a dick, but I rate the work, not the asshole behind the work.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
!!
what's with the knee though?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, now do "starry night"
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:43:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadas (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you still suck even with a different name
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:37:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your posts scare me. But that doesn't matter, I have an erection for the first time in seconds.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:29:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
cars for feet, awesome
Submitted by Arafat.of.the.land (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good. Nice mirrored feet.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO ROBOTS WOO!!!
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Love the pic
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A -2 from Fetish should be a badge of honour.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cars for feet, awesome
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Guaranteed -2s: shlongy, fetish, stonedsilly.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"occasionally visiting their vault full of currency to swim in it like Scrooge McDuck"
Duck Tales = Auto +2
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-11-19 11:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment