Give Bart a Break! (784 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.31 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Oscar <quatatoe_king.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-19 12:43:12 EST
Seriously, guys. All you people who complain about Bart's melvolence...stop.
Out of the goodness of his heart Bart has let you use this website without a whole lot of interference. Sure, some of his rules may be contradictory or a bit odd, but remember: he doesn't even have to let you use this site. He could take it down any time he wants.
And that would be a bad thing for most of you. Many people here spend the greater part of their lives on this site, pissing off other people while taking breaks every half hour to download porn with KaZaA. Without Ubersite, a lot of people would be pretty upset, at least for half an hour.
All these posts about how "BART IS A FAG LOLLERSKATES!/!?!1one" just need to stop. It's not like he runs around -2ing all of your posts. He usually doesn't post crap messages (he's kicking ass like a drunken stepfather in UberMadness). He really hasn't done anything to make your existence more miserable even in the slightest.
So what if he doesn't ban that cunt Fetish? You can do it for him: boycott the bitch, and everyone else who pisses you off. I haven't visited any of Fetish's posts for three months now. He's just not worth the time.
And any issues you have with the rules of this site are probably so minor that it doesn't matter anyway.
ALl these complaints remind me of vegetarianism: contradictory/null and void. You bitch and bitch and bitch about how he sucks so much, but you keep posting. If something is worth that much piss and vinegar, then your posting can't really be all that much fun, now can it? If it inconveniences you that much, just stop. Don't piss in our ears and tell us it's raining.
This may be a bit kiss-ass, but I'm just trying to get you guys to show a little common courtesy. Bart gave you the privelige to post here, and all this whining about how rule X should be different is just not an effective way to spend your time. Instead of composing a huge rant about it, write a good story that'll make everyone happy and get you a few +2s instead.
By moaning and complaining about Bart all you're doing is contributing to the already insane level of inter-user animosity. We just don't need any more of this.
So give Bart and the rest of us here break and enjoy your freedom here on Ubersite a bit more responsibly.
User Reviews
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-28 09:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-23 13:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You have some brown on your nose...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-20 03:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-20 03:19:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate every single one of you. Except for Kristen. And JMG114 is kind of cute. """"
Hahahahahahahahha!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-20 03:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate every single one of you. Except for Kristen. And JMG114 is kind of cute.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-19 23:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-19 19:38:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet this is bart's alter.
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Or Bart's Mom.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-19 23:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As I read this, I can't help but picture Bart shooting a multi roper all over your face, and when you smile for the camera, the cumshot spells out "PWNED" in your forehead as it drips down into your eyes.
Lame.
Submitted by Happy-Tree-Friend (user info) at 2004-11-19 23:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ban me bart, you fucking bitch slore
Watch me care
Submitted by Happy-Tree-Friend (user info) at 2004-11-19 23:19:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bart IS a fucking fag
why shouldnt we say it?
so he got lucky and is hosting a good site, without the posters he would have nothing
and he is still a loser
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-19 19:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Oh hey bart! bart! baaarrrt! look at me bart! bart! look! bart! are you watching? baaaarrrttt! plus two me bart!... please?"
*cries*
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-19 19:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet this is bart's alter.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-11-19 15:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
gave me gas
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-19 14:53:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I may, MAY have read a post about this before. And if, IF I have, I probably gave it a -2. So I'll do the same here.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2004-11-19 14:44:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Flanders:
They're not perfect, but the Lord says love they neighbor --
Homer: Shut up, Flanders.
Flanders:
Okely-dokely-do.
Hurricane Neddy
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-19 14:39:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I AGREE MAN!!!
Lets all go hug a tree, validate some sanctimonius liberal trash, strip naked, jump into a big, pink, fleshy pile and start getting gay!
ARSCHLOCH!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-19 14:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Worthless drivel. Someone should give you a razor blade enema.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-19 14:28:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Apparently you aren't really that familiar with the Uber-climate.
+2 for good intention
-2 for acting like a bitchy schoolteacher
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-11-19 14:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you must really be new around here
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-11-19 14:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"melvolence."
stopped there. awful.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-19 14:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a lollerskater, bitch!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-19 13:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
All whores should die. That means you.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-11-19 13:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes Bart did make a good website but IT IS FOR PUBLIC FUCKING USE ASSHOLE. The retards and the writers are both welcome. For a fucking new user you sure suck more cock than the usual pole smokers.
If I could skull fuck you over the internet I would but I'll settle for raping an 8 year old in your honor.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadas (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:55:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:50:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up. you're in no place to talk about anything fuckhead.
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And why is that?
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Because when I was doing you from behind You kept on saying how I was so much better than bart
Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:50:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up. you're in no place to talk about anything fuckhead.
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And why is that?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh yeah...
Peener
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:52:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a lemming...
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:52:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up. you're in no place to talk about anything fuckhead.
Submitted by Asylem (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I definatley agree
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:47:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I concur... but paragraph 6 states: "All posts about Über shall recieve a ranking of -2" didn't you check your ÜberRules book before posting this? Jeeze.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadas (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If this was the literary represantation of the word "suck" then you'd get a +2
but it's not,
die.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nigga plz.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU NOOB!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-19 12:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No. Why should I, brown-nose?