Win A Date With Prince Fuckface - A Ubersite Contest (1654 hits)
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Submitted by <nolan.at.Baseballwriter.net> (View user info) at 2004-11-19 21:58:54 EST
In 19 words or less, please tell us WHY you should be the lucky man or woman (yeah, he prefers men but the judges are not biased) that should win a night on the town with our own professor fuckface*!
Sure he's ignorant...rude...an internet tough guy (for no apparent reason)...he's still in school...a virgin...a homo...and he has about $14 to his name...No class...bad breath...bad skin...he's the "complete package"!!!
You've been reading his posts...you know you'd love to have some private time with him (he's quite the catch!)...tell us why you deserve this fantastic opportunity! This contest is sure to be much heated so get your entries in quickly!
*(All entries must be submitted by noon, EDT, on July 13, 2007, and are the property of Bart Cilfone Enterprises LLC. Only 13 entries allowed, per person, per day, subject to change. By submitting an entry, your work automatically becomes property of BCE LLC and portions may be reprinted at the descretion of contest organizers, at any time, in any post. One winner will be chosen to win the grand prize. Three Second Prize runners up will recieve 45 minutes with Fetish, at HIS school, and the opportunity to spend time with another loser, albeit one that is just about as gay and disgusting as professor fuckface. No refunds. No purchase necessary. No exit. No clue. No life. o way, Jose. Thank you, drive through. Void where prohibited. Contest not allowed in Hawaii and Pluto. Wyoming residents please include 14% sales tax.)
User Reviews
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-27 22:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-21 14:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-25 10:41:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's killed it for lots of people, son...you're certainly not alone in that feeling.
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-11-24 19:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If I was gay, this post would have killed it for me...
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-11-24 19:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
He looks like he has just bitten down on the business end of an aids infested, homosexual heroin users syringe.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-24 19:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tell us something we don't know.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-11-24 03:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Chist that is one ugly face.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-22 09:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Crazy homos!!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-21 21:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, Australian people are weird
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-21 13:12:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You keep forgetting...I'm not gay like you, ass goblin.
But thanks for the laugh. "You're gonna kick my ass..."...Buahahahahahahahahaaaa....
I'll kill you. And laugh while beating you senseless.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-21 10:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like nobody wants me shlongy, so I guess I'm still your's. I am feeling kind of down and unappreciated at the moment, so how about you come over and bring a bottle of wine and chocolates to make me feel special. We'll smooch a little bit and enjoy the wine together, before we get down to the hard stuff. And I mean hard. I mean shitting into my mouth and me spitting it back into your asshole then biting your dick-head and getting your own shit running through your bloodstream. It'll be a definite pick-me-up.
Submitted by anthonysheets (user info) at 2004-11-20 21:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf mate?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:15:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, but I live on Pluto!! Does that mean no date? Shucks!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-20 18:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-20 18:15:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
I really thought that prof fuckwad would do better here.
I must have forgot- he's a fucking zero.
And THAT face is gonna kick MY ass. Buahahahahaaaaaaaaa....He'd last approximately 15 seconds.
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No, he's a fucking -2.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-20 18:28:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
is that a mullet?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-20 18:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Notice how one eye is wider than the other...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-20 18:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I really thought that prof fuckwad would do better here.
I must have forgot- he's a fucking zero.
And THAT face is gonna kick MY ass. Buahahahahaaaaaaaaa....He'd last approximately 15 seconds.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-20 14:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Look at what you're trying to give away. Only Munkey would want that.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-20 08:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen better heads on lettuce
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-20 07:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is it?
I thought with this first prize up for grabs, the response would be overwhelming.
This isn't even whelming.
Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2004-11-20 02:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-19 23:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-11-19 23:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh God, where do you even start? The lips? The hair (IS that hair?)? The oddly human-looking eyes? I don't know . . . it's all too much.
I'm smitten. Oh, Mango!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-11-19 23:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52192 Right back at ya.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-19 22:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh shlongy, you know I would never go out with another guy while we are still in a deep and meaningful relationship. What we have is special, it isn't just about sex. The sodomy is great though, we suck XXX fuck XXX and XXX cluck the nights away in shlongy's mom's basement. I think she watches..
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-19 22:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd rather win a date with Tad Hamilton
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-19 22:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Because I'll beat the shit out of him and let people assrape him.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-19 22:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LOVE the commercial "messages" at the top of the screen.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-19 22:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit. We forgot to mention that all entires are to be accompanied by the prerhequisite +2's.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-19 22:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Because I would cut him up and mail his pieces to his parents. Cash On Delivery.
Submitted by funkchomper (user info) at 2004-11-19 22:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have to apply for this date, I'm a queer magnet already.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52170
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-19 22:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn Kunta!
Shlongy, help me out. I need clarification over here.
By "quite the catch" do you mean that I'll most likely catch something from him?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-19 22:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You heard correctly...I was just fondling them no more than 25 minutes ago.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-19 22:07:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Only if you bring Mrs Schlongy along. I heard she's got some great tits.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-19 22:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The source: http://www.ubersite.com/m/52187
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-19 22:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's not PFF. That's the oldest Hanson brother.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-19 22:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, I want to win just an hour with you...but that's a DIFFERENT contest, munkeypanties...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-19 22:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why should I win? Because I'm drunken Munkey. And I can make him into a man!
Go me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-19 22:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Isn't he DREAMY? Look at those lips. Those chapped, ruby red, disease infected lips!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-11-19 22:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He should sell ad space on that forehead.
Jesus, it's fucking oddly huge. Now all of his anger and pent-up sexual frustrations make perfect sense.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-19 21:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Contest starts........hold on...we have a voting booth malfunction.....
Now!