A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned, Now all I have is a fucking Penny, doo-fucking-da (451 hits)
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Submitted by the Kaz to the Zer to the Ax (View user info) at 2004-11-19 23:01:56 EST
Welcome, fellow Übernites!
Kazzerax here, as you can tell.
Title courtesy of Sideburns.
Jim was an average guy, but was unfortunatly broke.
Very broke, to the point of desperation. So he turned
to the only people he could:The Mob.
They gave him a simple first mission;Deliver the
money to the family in Chicago. Fat Tony himself
gave him the instructions. "You are to deliver this
to the family in Chicago. You will be given an
envelope with the address written on it.
Don't get pulled over. I repeat, DO NOT get pulled over.
If you do, it's on you, not us. Do you understand?"
Jim nodded quickly. One of Tony's bodyguards handed him
a silenced pistol. Jim turned and left the room and went
outside. As promised, a man by the name of Lenny
gave him the envelope.There was a black BMW waiting
outside the building.
As after he was about 20 miles down the road, he realized
Fat Tony hadn't mentioned anything about his pay. He
figured he'd get at least five grand.
Sequel coming soon.
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Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-11-21 08:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It was on purpose, to see how bad I'd get flamed
writing something similar to you
Damn commies
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-20 19:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WAIT!
Do you realize that this is a poorly written version of my Late Night Deliver series?
The resemblance is uncanny.
PLEASE TELL ME YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-20 19:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Haven't I read this before somewhere?
What's that word again....?
Begins with Plag, ends in -arise?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-20 07:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Here's a plus one for ya. For "Doo-fucking-daa".
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52192
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2004-11-20 00:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2004-11-19 23:36:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Almost as interesting as the shampoo bottle i read while taking a shit today...J
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I'd prefer to just look at the shit then this post. At least my shit could have corn in it, and corn is infinitely better than this post.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-19 23:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
is it shit post friday?
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2004-11-19 23:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Almost as interesting as the shampoo bottle i read while taking a shit today...J
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-11-19 23:15:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know what a silenced pistol looked like,
but ooh, I didn't feel like finding a
picture of one.That one happened to be
on my computer.
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2004-11-19 23:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 for saying absolutely nothing
-1 for not knowing what a silenced pistol looks like