Stupid personality test (1649 hits)
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Submitted by Bob Smith <smeagol.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-02-11 20:09:19 EST
My school recently forced everyone to give a dollar and take some stupid personality test. The questions were stupid, and you couldn't of matched anyone as your perfect friends with them. The results were even worse. This one disabled kid looks at his celbrity compatibility list. He starts screamin look I got Kurt Cobain, Adam Sandler and Tom cruise! What the hell..
So you are a suicidal heroin addict whos good at crackin jokes and makin shitty movies. After i say that i see him injecting himself up with heroin so i go fuckin ape on his ass. I Kicked his disabled ass across the room and threw the teacher out the windo, this was on the 3rd floor mind you. Some cops run in guns blazing, i flip off the wall matrix style dodging the bullets and go kung foo on there asses. This continued until the national guard arrived, by that time i was piloting our schools mascott, a fully armed F-16 and i went to hell on those bitches. When it all was over, we hind to find another place....swiss time was running out, we were gonna loose the race. SMOKE ON THE WATER, THE FIRE IN THE SKY! WAKKA! then after jamming on a les paul guitar i went to france and slaughtered their peasants with a louiville slugger. i cracked open a few beers and got a hell yeah from the audience who gathered around as i wrestled joesheph stalin back from the grave, man that fight was good. In the end i decapitated him with a giant axe a friendly dwarf let me borrow. The CIA was mighty pissed off so they tried to catch me.. but it didnt end there o no. I then dove into the dead sea and built a giant underwater colony full of Sweedens and i now reside there. Yum sweedish fish......
User Reviews
Submitted by PhozPhateX (user info) at 2003-02-12 18:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shiggity Shiggity Shwah
Yeah it really is dumb taking those tests... not to mention pointless...
Anyone that actually takes them halfway seriously needs phychiatric help.
As for the little bit at the end... uhh... ha?
And don't even get me started on the names...
--Cheers
Submitted by LordVicious (user info) at 2003-02-12 18:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
By TV i mean computer.... FELLAS!!
hey jen dog is a BITCH... WAKKAA WAKKAAA WAKKAAA!!
Submitted by FlyingPenguin (user info) at 2003-02-12 17:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lol snugglemuffins...
hee hee hee
Jenn is a little snugglemuffins
Submitted by DarthAwsome (user info) at 2003-02-12 17:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
History eh, my favorite class, but most teachers who teach that are boring. Dont call me hunny, ok smugglemuffins.
Submitted by BigJennDogg (user info) at 2003-02-12 16:50:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
history honey
Submitted by DarthAwsome (user info) at 2003-02-12 16:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow jen, first dont call me hunny. Second, what do you plan on teaching gym, art, 3rd grade, pre k...I think the later would be right up your ally.
Submitted by LordVicious (user info) at 2003-02-12 16:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok... id rather argue about some stupid high school shit then complain about goverment you CANT change by complaining about it... CAUSE YOUR STILL IN YOUR BASEMENT GLUED ON YOUR TV FELLAS....
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-12 15:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously BiggOne,
I have zero hatred, stop being obtuse. Find a sense of humor, no one on this site gets coddled, so if you can't play w/the big boys - scram. You're getting to be a real buzz-kill.
L
Submitted by IRISHEYES (user info) at 2003-02-12 15:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
New comer to ubersite and although jenn is a big part...this is getting to be like an aol chat room
Arrrgggg
Submitted by BigJennDogg (user info) at 2003-02-12 15:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Darth hunny I am goimg to be a teacher...
Submitted by DarthAwsome at 2003-02-12 14:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jenn dog, the teachers do know what they are talking about, you were probably to busy being slut to notice that though...
Submitted by BigJennDogg (user info) at 2003-02-12 14:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh come on I was just trying to let the poor guy know that after high school...life is a lot more complicated than a test for fun in school who cares it was stupid...it got him out of listening to some teacher who doesnt know anything...I would love to be able to go back to school and not pay bills and work...but whatever loren...your so hateful...
Submitted by Loren <Bella70.at.mindspring.com> at 2003-02-12 14:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BiggJennDogg,
Exactly HOW much crack have you smoked today?
He was saying the test was stupid, I really don't think you needed to point out that it wouldn't matter after high school. It's called "redundant."
Oh - You are so WISE Biggy. Enlighten me more, please!
Insert: *dry heave*
JP - I agree, someone should invent "Teen Block" for this site.
Loren
Submitted by BigJennDogg (user info) at 2003-02-12 13:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
hey darth...just because you live in another world your name is so special...and for ole bob how about getting over it...after you get out of school none of this personality test stuff will matter...and I like my name...so get over yourself
Submitted by hendrixjrr at 2003-02-12 11:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
did you guys miss the fact that the survey said "sk8er" and the guy was complaining about it?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-02-12 10:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
JP couldn't agree more.
Submitted by DarthAwsome at 2003-02-12 07:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How about fucking yourself JennDawg....And what an oringal name, I havnt seen the ole put your name befor dog or dude before.
Submitted by BigJennDogg (user info) at 2003-02-12 00:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
How about learning how to spell buddy?
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-02-11 23:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No shit JP
Submitted by _JP (user info) at 2003-02-11 22:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it just me or have people been posting pointless stuff on Ubersite recently. This place used to be about personal rants, funny stories, and political discussions. Now it's about bored high school imaginations.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-02-11 22:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ima give it 1 because the Steve Austin reference cancels out the "sk8er" thing and sweeeeeedish fish rock.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-02-11 21:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha.. well, yeah, got the whole 'kidding' part.
Was shitty nevertheless.
I do agree with you on one point though, raving does suck.
Submitted by LordVicious (user info) at 2003-02-11 21:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure yeah i took that test... i look at it.... answer ONE question... (I am ____?) by saying EXTREMLY ACTRACTIVE!.... then i saw that it said "raver chick" as one of the options, and threw it out...
I mean... correct me if im wrong... you cant dress ... like a raver chick. im no raver or anything.. but its not a style of dress (unless you wanted to wear a shirt that said "I DO ECSTACY" or "RAPE ME").
Contergorizing is for ass rapists anyway...
so is spelling...
Submitted by DarthAwsome (user info) at 2003-02-11 21:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dude, cant you tell i made half this up....i have my self flying a f-16 and goin matrix on cops with guns, this should go under the humor section. But the test thing is true, and it was kinda forced, and i picked up one to read the questions.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-02-11 21:16:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bob,
but I thought the school forced everyone to take the test?
And if ya didn't take it, how did you know what some of the questions were?
I think you took the test but don't want to admit that you're celebrity matches were Elton John and Ellen Degeneres...
Anyone who spells skater "sk8r" gets the negative deuce.
Submitted by DarthAwsome (user info) at 2003-02-11 21:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I matched none i didn't take the test, I walked around the hall way laughing at how some people took it seriously. Hell one of the questions asked if you were a Sk8er. What the fuck is that supposed to mean, jesus christ. Did the writers decide to make the test in babble or something. How can you even take a test like that.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-02-11 20:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So, what celebrities were you matched with, Bob?