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I met the Goatse man! (+ CAMWHORE) (SFW) (418 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

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Submitted by Jesus (View user info) at 2004-11-20 07:04:58 EST

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You know that time when the Jews nailed me to the big bad cross? Well some guy came up to me and stretched his ass at me. I got pissed at how daring he was. Stretching his ass at the son of god. So I un-nailed my arms and took the digicam from my loincloth. It stank of my sweaty balls. But anyway, I took a picture of him, then used my laptop to upload it to the internet. Now that picture is famous, and I want to claim credit. The proof that I met him can be found here, where I had a picture taken with him when I came down to earth the second time.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/52139

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