I met the Goatse man! (+ CAMWHORE) (SFW) (1154 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.4 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jesus (View user info) at 2004-11-20 07:05:33 EST
You know that time when the Jews nailed me to the big bad cross? Well some guy came up to me and stretched his ass at me. I got pissed at how daring he was. Stretching his ass at the son of god. So I un-nailed my arms and took the digicam from my loincloth. It stank of my sweaty balls. But anyway, I took a picture of him, then used my laptop to upload it to the internet. Now that picture is famous, and I want to claim credit. The proof that I met him can be found in the link below, where I had a picture taken with him when I came down to earth the second time.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52139
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Submitted by GK (user info) at 2004-11-20 12:48:33 EST (#)
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I know the two of you want to do me...
in the pooper.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-20 12:03:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-20 09:12:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by GK (user info) at 2004-11-20 09:09:56 EST (#)
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disrespectful? I'm your lord and saviour FFS. You're the disrespectful one. biiiaaaaattcccccccch. fuck christianity up it's goddamn ass.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-20 08:51:03 EST (#)
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You are a fuckwad, you fucking disrespectful mother fucker.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-20 07:40:42 EST (#)
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Here's a plus one for ya.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52192
Submitted by GK (user info) at 2004-11-20 07:21:19 EST (#)
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Weak? I'll smite you bitch!
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-20 07:20:07 EST (#)
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You felt that this deserved to be posted twice?
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-20 07:18:56 EST (#)
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Weak.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-20 07:08:25 EST (#)
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Nice