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fantasy world (NSFW) (1277 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.12 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by disgruntled (View user info) at 2004-11-20 16:21:09 EST


Watching lesbian porn works magic on my fuck stick. It takes about 15 seconds for the soldier to get up and salute the hot naked chics. You figure life is good, and now you have enough will to live for about one more week, but then the next day, you go to college and you're confronted with ugly looking lesbians who shatter your will in about 3 nanoseconds. Here's an example:

A skinny black bitch with broad shoulders with a bald head, and walking with her is her dyke; a 300 pound fat white lard of a woman with a military haircut and about 10 piercings in her ear making out. The scene gets quite repulsive when you put in their moaning that sounds more like grunts.

All my life I've been a pretty decent person, and yet God still punishes me with these images. *sigh*

Time to get back into my fantasy world.


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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-11-21 12:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-20 16:49:13 (#)
Ranking: 1

Because porn needs a positive rating.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-20 22:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 because you reminded me of the hilarity of porn.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-20 17:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have had sex with 2 girls at the same time on several very cool occasions. I take my own pics.

Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-20 16:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Because porn needs a positive rating.

Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-11-20 16:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yes, yes you do
but then so does
every other male
on the planet with
access to porn

Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2004-11-20 16:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i hate all fake lesbians.

its fucking awesome though when you can tell their into it.

do i watch too much porn?

Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-11-20 16:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That one was because I liked it, this is to
cancel out (again)

Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-11-20 16:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That one was because I liked it, this is to
cancel out

Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-11-20 16:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-11-20 16:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why did you post that? idiot.

Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-20 16:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate those "fake" lesbian pics


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