Scotland- An Introduction (2319 hits)
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Submitted by Mike the Scottish (View user info) at 2004-11-20 20:00:48 EST
Yeah, I know, there have been a lot of posts in this sort of format. Accuse me of bandwagon jumping if you will- frankly, it's 1am here, I have a 2000 word essay on Scottish History to complete before Monday and i'm just finished the last of my coffee. Unless you can relate my desperate struggle to unearth details about the Protest reformation in Scotland, I don't care.
This is partially a retort to Adamdidit2u's fantastic 'Moving to Canada?' post (http://www.ubersite.com/m/51349), and partially just an exercise in self-absorption. Sue me. Uber, I present to you a beginner's guide to Scotland, written by a very tired and caffeine-fuelled Mike the Scottish. Enjoy. Or not, as the case may be.
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-10 22:36:45 EST (#)
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I was never clear exactly how the English "conquered" the Scottish. I always thought the Scots just seemed tougher. Except for Michael Bisping, that's one tough English cunt!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-10 22:19:52 EST (#)
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Plus 2 for the pic of Miss Porter. I'll read later...I'm busy drinking.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-02 12:25:52 EST (#)
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Good post. You forgot to metion Belle & Sebastian - possibly the best thing to ever come out of your country, besides my ancestors, of course.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:58:05 EST (#)
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Yes the scots are a great race.
My ancestral clan was at war with a neighbouring clan until 1978.
Fucking Keiths! Go Gunns WOO!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:46:19 EST (#)
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chew on THIS sucker! http://www.ubersite.com/m/80020
GO SCOTLAND WOO!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:31:57 EST (#)
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You get a one because as hot as Gail Porter is, you need to google image Aria Giovanni. Italian chicks are 7 different kinds of hotness.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:31:25 EST (#)
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England and the UK aren't the same thing?
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-03-21 07:09:36 EST (#)
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I'm English.
-1 for that evil fuckwitch Porter.
But +2 because 80% of the SAS are Scotish.
So please don't hunt me.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-21 07:00:12 EST (#)
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Good lord you're right, you are all kinds of awesome.
Submitted by ButtRodent (user info) at 2004-12-22 17:56:13 EST (#)
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+4 for this post.
-2 for having a metal vagina.
Yay, go jocks...I'm half jock, so fuck off!
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-12-04 16:18:48 EST (#)
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HER ASS IS SOOOOOO FLATTTTT.
I can;t get over it, how can people look at that shot and see anything but a really, really bad ass????
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:08:45 EST (#)
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*Auto +2 for being DREAMY!*
aye, you are 7 shades of awesome
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-23 12:46:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by the_liquidator (user info) at 2004-11-23 08:50:23 (#)
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Frankly this is a pathetic attempt at regaining some national pride. Even if your tongue is firmly in cheek, even if it was ironic, this would be a poor post. Gail Porter? yeah I'm glad that a thousand years of history have been reduced to a distinctly average ex-tv presenter who my mates big bgrother once pulled at high school. And england is gay. WOO. I mean grow up. this is why Scotland's so fucked anyway, the national chip on the shoulder, the hard-on for hating england. Yeah, I'm proud to be Scottish, I fucking love every inch of this country but I love it because we're warm people. I love it because the enlightenment and all we gave to the world, I love it because it's beautiful and wild and cold and wet, the inventions we gave the world, from TV (aaggh forgive us lord, for we have sinned!) to penicillin, the telephone to the pneumatic tyre ad infinitum. And as a kicker of all arse, glasgow rocks for night life and edinburgh rocks for evrything else, beauty, brains, the arts and the hearts. ( http://www.heartsfc.co.uk )
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Jesus mate, calm down! This is meant to be an over-the-top, cartoon Scotland i've presented, because that's what a lot of people view us as. I know it's a gross oversimplification, I love Scotland for exactly the same reasons as you. I know gail porter is average. I know hating England is outdated and immature. I know i'm not seven shades of awesome. It's just a light-hearted attempt at humour which glosses over the real reasons for Scotland's national pride. I'm studying Scottish History at Uni, mate, i'm not that ignorant!
Submitted by the_liquidator (user info) at 2004-11-23 08:50:23 EST (#)
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Frankly this is a pathetic attempt at regaining some national pride. Even if your tongue is firmly in cheek, even if it was ironic, this would be a poor post. Gail Porter? yeah I'm glad that a thousand years of history have been reduced to a distinctly average ex-tv presenter who my mates big bgrother once pulled at high school. And england is gay. WOO. I mean grow up. this is why Scotland's so fucked anyway, the national chip on the shoulder, the hard-on for hating england. Yeah, I'm proud to be Scottish, I fucking love every inch of this country but I love it because we're warm people. I love it because the enlightenment and all we gave to the world, I love it because it's beautiful and wild and cold and wet, the inventions we gave the world, from TV (aaggh forgive us lord, for we have sinned!) to penicillin, the telephone to the pneumatic tyre ad infinitum. And as a kicker of all arse, glasgow rocks for night life and edinburgh rocks for evrything else, beauty, brains, the arts and the hearts. ( http://www.heartsfc.co.uk )
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:05:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-22 17:29:32 (#)
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IF IT'S NOT SCOTTISH...IT'S CRAP
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Bruce Campbell being the obvious exception to the rule.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-22 17:29:32 EST (#)
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IF IT'S NOT SCOTTISH...IT'S CRAP
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-22 15:10:27 EST (#)
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I don't know if anyone's said this, and I'm not scrolling down to see, but GAIL PORTER HAS A SEVERE CASE OF WHITE GIRL ASS. It's almost inverted.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:40:32 EST (#)
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You forgot Sean Connery, Billy Connolly and the fact that copper wire was invented by two Scotsmen arguing over a penny.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-22 09:47:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-22 07:00:09 (#)
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Visited Gairloch in August... Gorgeous place. The Highlands are fantastic.
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Aye, they're glorious. Used to go on school trips to places like Glenshee- all I can remember clearly is having lightsabre fights on a snow-covered lodge rooftop. Kinda like the hockey match in Clerks, but with 10 year old kids, if you've seen it.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-22 07:00:09 EST (#)
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Visited Gairloch in August... Gorgeous place. The Highlands are fantastic.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-11-22 05:43:33 EST (#)
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Scotland winar.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-22 05:20:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-11-22 04:58:18 (#)
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Scotland is a nice country, they just play football, rugby and pretty much every other organised sport to a very poor standard. Which makes them funny to watch.
Personally I'd put a giant rug in the middle of the country, that would pull it together rather nicely. """"
Heheheheheheheh.
Thanks for the oil.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-11-22 04:58:18 EST (#)
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Scotland is a nice country, they just play football, rugby and pretty much every other organised sport to a very poor standard. Which makes them funny to watch.
Personally I'd put a giant rug in the middle of the country, that would pull it together rather nicely.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-11-21 19:41:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-21 03:48:42 (#)
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Davros - I made a Great Escape faux pas? Oversimplification, perhaps, but as far as I can remember, the dude, called 'the mole' or something silly, basically killed himself by making a pointless attempt at escape by jumping onto barbed wire and getting his ass shot. I wasn't entirely accurate, but hardly a faux pas, eh?
I apologise profusely.
I forgot about him.
I was thinking of (Forgets name) the guy who was in the professionals. Gordon something perchance?
Plus I was also very tired.
Have another +2 for your inconvenience.
-Davros
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-11-21 19:07:45 EST (#)
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Valuable lessons learned my first week in Scotland.
Do not go into a Glasgow pub with a green a white rugby shirt!
When toasting your friends.
Never ever, toast the "Queen of England "
"I got a Glasgow Kiss for that"
Robert the Bruce is not a Hero.
Never ever, put more that a drop of water into your Scotch.
Even though they give you a pitcher of water.
Lad you are killing it.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-21 18:35:06 EST (#)
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Good job. I'd like to learn more about other countries via ubersite posts. What an educational experience!!
Though, I'd have to say, I greatly dislike the Proclaimers based on that ONE song I've ever heard of theirs; the "500 miles" one you were just talking about. I'm pretty sure nobody in the US likes it. Oh well! From the reviews it sounds like everyone else does.
And am I the only one who started to read reviews in a Scottish accent?
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-11-21 18:34:19 EST (#)
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My Fathers Family is Scottish
My mother is Welsh.
I was fortunate enough to live in Dunoon for Four years.
I miss my local hero's.
My Tartan Specials.
My smoky Jones.
Hagmanay and first footing.
Football in the driving vertical rain.
And "Nurses".
Fish and chips with Salt and vinegar after midnight when the sun has not set yet.
I miss Scotland.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-21 18:00:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-11-21 17:21:07 (#)
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Hahahaha, hilarious.
Scotland r0x my s0x. But I have to say that I HATE the proclaimers. Ever been to ANY party, EVER!?!?! The last song to play is always "I would walk 500 miles". God I hate that shit.
Know what I hate about scotland though? The fucking winter weather:
Me: "Ok, it's winter, where's the fucking snow!?"
God: "Dude, you're in Scotland. There's just some shit I can't pull off. Here, have some drizzle."
-seb
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Fair enough dude. I have to say though- '500 miles', played at a nightclub, always gets the crowd on their feet and the most reticent sociopath jumping. I have some good memories of that song... Have to say that 'Letter from America' is my favourite track of theirs though.
We do get snow occassionally, but when we do, we get submerged in the bloody stuff. There's no middle ground, is there?
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-11-21 17:21:07 EST (#)
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Hahahaha, hilarious.
Scotland r0x my s0x. But I have to say that I HATE the proclaimers. Ever been to ANY party, EVER!?!?! The last song to play is always "I would walk 500 miles". God I hate that shit.
Know what I hate about scotland though? The fucking winter weather:
Me: "Ok, it's winter, where's the fucking snow!?"
God: "Dude, you're in Scotland. There's just some shit I can't pull off. Here, have some drizzle."
-seb
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-21 15:55:51 EST (#)
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Most Heated! Woo!
Submitted by Zombie_Reagan (user info) at 2004-11-21 15:25:19 EST (#)
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BRAAAAAINS! BRAAAAINS!
http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Zombie%20Reagan
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-11-21 15:17:51 EST (#)
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Trout - If you're referring to the Proclaimers- they did originally come from Auchtermuchty in Fife, but Edinburgh (and Cornwall, if my mind serves me well) was a bigger influence.
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Doesn't matter their influences they were born in Fife.
Fucking fifers, for that they will never be forgiven.
(and they support Hibs - fuckers)
Music aside, they're a bunch of cunts.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-11-21 13:23:23 EST (#)
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Remember that Monty Python episode with the killer blamonges from outer space? "Extra extra! Read all about it! Man turns into Scotsman!" That always cracks me up.
I want to move to Scotland.
Submitted by NSFW (user info) at 2004-11-21 09:36:33 EST (#)
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This was headed for a solid -2 until you included gratuitious nudity.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-21 09:14:28 EST (#)
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Aye Tuesday, Belgium's pretty crappy.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-11-21 08:38:00 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/52265
Beat that, then.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-21 08:33:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-11-21 08:05:40 (#)
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Mike, you certainly are seven shades of awesome. Now go piss up your kilt.
;)
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Never wear a kilt when drunk, I say. You miss-aim ol' roger and piss spatters on your kilt, it'll absorb it and smell really bad. Umm, not that i'd know.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-11-21 08:23:13 EST (#)
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I've never been. Went to Wales a couple of times though. Belgium was pretty crappy, too.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-21 08:12:21 EST (#)
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"Methinks he doth protest too much"
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-11-21 08:05:40 EST (#)
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Mike, you certainly are seven shades of awesome. Now go piss up your kilt.
;)
Submitted by AndyD (user info) at 2004-11-21 07:34:03 EST (#)
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So how come if you scots are so badass, us 'ghey english' still rule your sorry, skirt wearing asses???
Nah, jokes of course, i love you scottish lot. I even have a few of you in my family. Crazy!
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-21 06:55:43 EST (#)
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brill!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-11-21 06:44:25 EST (#)
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Dead serious, love. I know quite a bit more about things than I let on. Drop me an e-mail and let me know more about your assignment and what you've got thus far, and I'll see what I can help you with.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-21 03:48:42 EST (#)
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Domenad - Yeah, the Magna Carta was pretty damn important, but i'm going for the angle of its influence of the Declaration of Independence, as zakalwe so rightly pointed out.
Hairycoo - What's wrong with Aberdeen? 'Mon the Dons!
Trout - If you're referring to the Proclaimers- they did originally come from Auchtermuchty in Fife, but Edinburgh (and Cornwall, if my mind serves me well) was a bigger influence.
Shandythedog - Trainspotting does indeed kick all sorts of ass. As does whisky- but I was very tired at the time of writing. many things were forgotten!
Davros - I made a Great Escape faux pas? Oversimplification, perhaps, but as far as I can remember, the dude, called 'the mole' or something silly, basically killed himself by making a pointless attempt at escape by jumping onto barbed wire and getting his ass shot. I wasn't entirely accurate, but hardly a faux pas, eh?
CookieLass - You serious? I might fire off an email to ya.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-20 23:27:59 EST (#)
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Eh, what the fuck do I know, I'm American....with a Welsh and Irish ancestry.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-11-20 22:27:38 EST (#)
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Mr. The Scottish.... I can help you with your essay, brotha. And, for your convenience (as well as the convenience of my other mates in the UK) I come in a lovely nocturnal version. e-mail me... that's my real email addy up there.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-11-20 22:20:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-20 22:03:31 (#)
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Whiskey is Irish. Whisky is Scottish. Easily confused, I know.
It is late, or is it very early?
I am not sure.
But I will take either version.
-Davros
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-20 22:03:31 EST (#)
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Whiskey is Irish. Whisky is Scottish. Easily confused, I know.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-11-20 22:01:27 EST (#)
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I can't believe you left out the Whiskey, and I think you made a Great Escape faux pas.
But I will forgive you because it was funny.
More whiskey next time.
-Davros
Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (user info) at 2004-11-20 21:55:05 EST (#)
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this was good
Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (user info) at 2004-11-20 21:54:40 EST (#)
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just because
Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (user info) at 2004-11-20 21:54:11 EST (#)
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GO ENGLAND WOO!!!!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-20 21:51:26 EST (#)
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i like this gail porter very much
you forgot to mention magnificent red bearded men and whiskey.
and the trainspotting book and film
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-11-20 21:51:07 EST (#)
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Aye.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-20 21:45:48 EST (#)
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unlucky about the rugby today.
good post.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-20 21:37:13 EST (#)
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Ravenscraig, no moar!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-11-20 21:20:50 EST (#)
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It's all about number 3
BA-DA-DA-BAAA! BA-DA-DA-BAAA!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-20 21:16:29 EST (#)
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Hot like KeroSun Heater Heat --> http://www.ubersite.com/m/52187
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-20 21:14:30 EST (#)
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Where are the Fifers in this post?
The Proclaimers and lovely, lovely Gail are both from Edinburgh.
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-11-20 21:06:26 EST (#)
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Docked you a point for putting a picture of Fifers up.
Dirty fifer bastards
Fucking fifer bastards.
Fifer fifer bastards.
And yes the Declaration of Arbroath is the blueprint for the declaration of independence.
And the Scottish have invented everything worth inventing.
Including buicks.
That's how much we rule.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:57:17 EST (#)
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some other good things about scotland
My mother
hairycoos
Glasgow Celtic
The West nighland way
Orkney Dark Island Ale
Macallan
trainspotting
An Island full of Mull
some bad things about scotland
Aberdeen
Red Road Flats
"Beg Issue?"
Did I mention Aberdeen?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:55:21 EST (#)
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T'was pretty funny.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:53:36 EST (#)
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The Magna Carta was certainly a more important document historically, but the US constitution was clearly inspired by the Declaration. Parts of the US text are practically lifts from it.
The Declaration does have its faults - the first section is some bullshit story about how the Scots travelled through the Middle East to reach their promised land. People reading that nowadays just say "what the fuck?"
But the ideals it expressed were way ahead of their time. It was over 400 years before the Declaration of Independence, after all.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:45:04 EST (#)
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fuck aye
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:44:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:31:39 (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:26:42 (#)
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You mind if I make a post about the Declaration of Arbroath?
It'd be kickass, and our American friends need to see it. If you don't mind.
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Yeah- seriously, we should do a joint post or something. Nobody knows about it, yet it is possibly the most important document of Medieval times. Incidentally, you seen the Proclaimers live? They played our Student Union (Glasgow) last year, and were earth-shatteringly awesome.
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Just a matter of opinion, but I think the Magna Carta is probably the most important, wouldn't you say?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:39:40 EST (#)
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Not bad at all, but you missed so much, like the woad fighters that ran into battle totally naked except for blue tattoos. They kicked ass on the Romans, guys who though they had a monopoly on kicking ass at the time. They would cut off a legionaire's head and tie it to their belt (presumably the only thing they were wearing). Scotland has been kicking ass for centuries. Probably the most ass-kicking-centered nation in the world.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:36:56 EST (#)
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I'm not sure zakalwe- feel free to go for it, i'm going to get some sleep before I fall asleep in a coffee-drenched daze. G'night Uber!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:34:07 EST (#)
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No, no I haven't.
Can one user put a post on most-heated?
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:33:26 EST (#)
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Cheers ckoewing- thinking back on it, I could have put in a buttload more, and refined what I have, but i'm pretty damn tired. If i'd had more time, i'd have put pictures of Robert the Bruce and various rants about the greatness of mince and tatties- cannae have it all!
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:32:35 EST (#)
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+2 for this comment
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Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:08:43 (#)
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I would walk five hundred miles...
to find out what an oxo cube is. I'm assuming it's like a chiken/beef bullion cube. Which I really HAVE made a 3 course meal out of.
Anyway, this was cute.
F.
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oxo cubes... my lord...they are the only reason my family i=s os well known for cooking
we ravel from massachusetts to canada once a month to get them
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:31:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:26:42 (#)
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You mind if I make a post about the Declaration of Arbroath?
It'd be kickass, and our American friends need to see it. If you don't mind.
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Yeah- seriously, we should do a joint post or something. Nobody knows about it, yet it is possibly the most important document of Medieval times. Incidentally, you seen the Proclaimers live? They played our Student Union (Glasgow) last year, and were earth-shatteringly awesome.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:30:10 EST (#)
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In fact, I may do some Scottish-themed posts. So much untapped potential. And thats just the women.
Submitted by ckoewing (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:27:57 EST (#)
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I'm an American, or should I say I was born here, and live here, but my origin is not here, but other countries that my ancestors came from and somehow they fucked eachother and eventually through time i got born in theis place.
anyway..... Scotish people kick ass, with their accents and what not, i can do a good impersination myself. Haha, yeah this is perdy funny, give ya credit. Though you should have had a bit more junk in there, thats the only thing that may need improvement.
Yeah i know america is somewhat of a joke, eh, but who gives a fuck? really? everyone's country is a joke, the whole world is a joke, go ahead try and prove me wrong.
Didn't the scotts invent Golf? i'm pretty sure they did, props for that, though i wouldn't suggest watching it on TV, thats worse than well going there and standing on the side of one hole and holding a sign, which is the most pathetic act i have ever seen.
they also had a lot ta do with boxing i think, i dono, i used to know a bunch of other shit, but it's all gone now, all this shit that's happened to me recently has fucked up my memmory.
good, funny, worth it post.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:26:42 EST (#)
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You mind if I make a post about the Declaration of Arbroath?
It'd be kickass, and our American friends need to see it. If you don't mind.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:22:54 EST (#)
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Close one between the two pics, zakalwe- I think she's cuter in mine, but that's a damn good pic too.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:22:36 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:22:27 EST (#)
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Is that enough +2's? I think not.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:22:03 EST (#)
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Ghey English.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:21:31 EST (#)
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Gail Porter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/51540
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:21:02 EST (#)
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Proclaimers.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:20:45 EST (#)
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Kilts.
Submitted by funkchomper (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:20:25 EST (#)
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Cuz the Proclaimers do kick ass.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:15:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:08:43 (#)
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I would walk five hundred miles...
to find out what an oxo cube is. I'm assuming it's like a chiken/beef bullion cube. Which I really HAVE made a 3 course meal out of.
Anyway, this was cute.
F.
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Yeah, you use it to make gravy and stuff. Goes really nice with roast beef and a couple of yorkshire puddings. By the way- i'm not cute, i'm awesome.
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would walk five hundred miles...
to find out what an oxo cube is. I'm assuming it's like a chiken/beef bullion cube. Which I really HAVE made a 3 course meal out of.
Anyway, this was cute.
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Stin- i'd rather be deluded than English!
Sorry about the lack of NSFW folks... I blame it on the coffee.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I maintain that England is the kicker of all arse, but I'll give you a sympathy vote for being deluded.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Should I have put this as NSFW? I don't think it's that bad.