Uber Poll - Topic: Gameshows - With prizes! (slightly NSFW) (1124 hits)
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Submitted by Hmmm (View user info) at 2004-11-20 23:19:13 EST
Bachelor number one: If I was an ice cream cone, how would you eat me?
Best response gets 10 plus twos from me.
I searched "cream" on google, and this is what showed up first... I figured something so random deserved some uber attention.
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Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-27 23:41:15 EST (#)
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oh well, what ya gonna do
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:36:37 EST (#)
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WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS MOST HEATED YET?
god damn bart...
It will be, just you wait
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:15:52 EST (#)
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wow i didnt actually think youd do that
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:14:54 EST (#)
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THat should do it. If it doesn;t show up on Most Heated in a couple of minutes, I'll be back.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:14:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:11:01 EST (#)
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I'm gonna do the alphabet and then bounce.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:10:43 EST (#)
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Yes, I know, I know, it's not on Most Heated yet.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:10:20 EST (#)
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OK, sounds good.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:10:07 EST (#)
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Wiki's post.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:09:57 EST (#)
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So hey, next on the list isss....
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:09:45 EST (#)
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Efficiency, man, pull your head outta your ass.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:09:29 EST (#)
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I just hit back.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:09:19 EST (#)
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Dude, I'm sorry, I don;t go back to your post after I rate.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:08:04 EST (#)
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Ladies, take note.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:07:54 EST (#)
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I'm a fucking expert at it all.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:07:41 EST (#)
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Everything.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:07:30 EST (#)
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I'm talking about the romance crap, the foreplay, the cuddling afterwards.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:07:02 EST (#)
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I say "sex thing" because I'm not just talking about the whole vagina penis thing.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:06:35 EST (#)
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How dare you.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:06:25 EST (#)
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Whore.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:06:15 EST (#)
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What? You don;t fucking believe me?
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:05:53 EST (#)
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no not porno, its a show with a guy coach magirk on it
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:05:52 EST (#)
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Seriously.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:05:42 EST (#)
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I'm good at the whole sex thing.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:05:25 EST (#)
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you ever seen home movies?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:05:06 EST (#)
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Women will want to fuck me, men will want to fuck LIKE me.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:04:36 EST (#)
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This is the best idea I've had in a long time.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:04:17 EST (#)
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You know what?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:04:03 EST (#)
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Hahahahaha.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:03:53 EST (#)
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Oh, you cant; get mad at me, either, since I'm whoring myself out to you for Most Heated.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:03:23 EST (#)
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Fag.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:03:15 EST (#)
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CoachMagirk?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:03:00 EST (#)
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So WTF is up with your name, dude?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:02:41 EST (#)
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How dare they.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:02:31 EST (#)
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Fucking keyboard manufacturing cocksuckers.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:02:11 EST (#)
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I'm not too sure why they changed that.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:01:58 EST (#)
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The reasoning was that you would have all the most used letters underneath your right hand.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:01:10 EST (#)
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Yeah, right on the GH line, it was all opposite.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:00:48 EST (#)
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Did you know that keyboards used to be reversed?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:00:17 EST (#)
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Anywyas, back to what I was saying...
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:00:01 EST (#)
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Don't answer that.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:59:48 EST (#)
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Do I?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:59:39 EST (#)
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So anywyas, I'm pretty sure I don;t know you.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:59:04 EST (#)
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Well, fuck, I guess I can do it.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:58:49 EST (#)
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Come on, dude, THIS is what you want me to heat?
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-25 17:01:32 EST (#)
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sorry, i gave you to a retarded kid because i pushed him off his bike for looking at me funny.
enjoy the dribble.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:48:52 EST (#)
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smooth bart, very smooth
oh god im melting
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-11-21 04:33:12 EST (#)
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I'd jam you up my ass then shit you out my mouth. How else?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-21 03:33:26 EST (#)
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Slowly, from the inside out.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-21 03:09:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-21 02:57:52 (#)
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Have another plus two for making me write the gayest paragraph of my life.
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It's alright, I enjoyed it... God I'm sticky.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-21 02:57:52 EST (#)
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Have another plus two for making me write the gayest paragraph of my life.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-21 02:44:06 EST (#)
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bahhaha all very good thus far
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-21 00:55:01 EST (#)
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First, I would have to get you ready by filling you up, so to speak. I would make sure you became fully erect. I would lick around the rim of your cone to keep all your goop from sloshing out. Then I would lick up and down the shaft of the cone to remove all the sugar. It's better sticky anyways. Then I would begin to suck on the top of the ice cream cone. I would lick and suck and mmm you taste so good until you had no cream left.
That is, if you were an ice cream cone.
Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-11-21 00:18:34 EST (#)
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I'd eat you real fast before I got flaccid.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-11-21 00:15:54 EST (#)
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i'd spill you on my shirt and cry.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-21 00:13:58 EST (#)
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Supah happy fun time!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2004-11-20 23:56:39 EST (#)
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i gave this serious thought.
Is it chocolate or vanila? a wafle cone or a sugar cone? Are there jimmies?
i'll assume a double layer black and white on sugar with jimmies and say that lick the bits on top, wait for it to melt and then wildly grind my pelvis on the discarded cone and unevaporated goo.
...if you were an ice cream sandwich...oh man!
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-20 23:54:10 EST (#)
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Where's the beef?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-20 23:46:05 EST (#)
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What the? Why are my undawears being worn by a young girl on the cover of a japanese magazine!?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-20 23:46:01 EST (#)
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I'd bite you in the bottom and then suck out your 'contents.'
;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-20 23:43:59 EST (#)
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peeripple... my favorite!
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-20 23:43:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-20 23:38:55 (#)
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It would taste like a scoop of Tuna and a scoop of Salty Peeripple.
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bahahahaha
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-20 23:38:55 EST (#)
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It would taste like a scoop of Tuna and a scoop of Salty Peeripple.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-20 23:28:10 EST (#)
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Firstly, if you were an icecream cone and you asked me that, I'd ask why the fuck an icecream cone were talking to me.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-11-20 23:24:44 EST (#)
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I would eat you real fast and get a brainfreeze.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-20 23:23:08 EST (#)
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I'd have Fetish do it for me, then ask him to write a post about it.