Drunken binge last night. I'M SORRY!!!!! (760 hits)
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Submitted by thorpe87 (View user info) at 2004-11-21 15:16:36 EST
Oi Uber I apologise for anything I said, or in the case of the blank post didn't say, last night.
This was the result of our mock up schoolies (aussie giant piss up) and I turned up at Williamson's place and got hella pissed. This explains it well.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52261
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52263
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52262
The red marks have fully developed now into full-on carpet burns, I can't remember getting them but according to Williamson I was complaining about them all night but he wouldn't give me ice as he assumed I was lying.
Apparently I was hell-bent on posting on Uber, and considering I could hardly hold the bottle of Bundaberg rum I loved so dearly, it really isn't surprising that my TWO posts (oh god) make absolutely no sense at all. The title for the second post is meant to read "Ubersite, I'm sorry, I'm not drunk", followed my something closely approximating my password.
I seriously apologise for pissing anybody off, but considering I only got like 17 hits due to my shitty title that really shouldn't be a problem. I intended to make all my posts political, but now i've really fucked up.
Other anecdotes from last night:
>>I played an enthralling game of scissors paper rock with a mirror
>>I made a passionate, heart-felt apology to what I thought was Williamson's sister, but was an empty room
>>I played chicken with Vella on a scooter, and I didn't move. I couldn't have if I tried
>>I played chicken with the swiming pool, and assorted inanimate objects (palm tree)
>>I sat on a Playstation 2
>>I got stabbed with a fork (repeatedly)
>>I ran into walls, poked myself in the eye, and slapped myself numerous times
>>I slapped my friends numerous times
>>I claimed I had a pubic hair in my mouth
>>I gawked at and perved on a really really hot chick. This may not seem that bad, but she was a character in "The Sims 2"
>>I put my hand into the ceiling fan, but this is okay because apparently this was a group activity
>>I had a radio-announcer flashback - I used to announce programs for my father's classical music radio station, and apparently I made an emergency broadcast into a pedestal fan 'cos it sounded cool
>>I was clothes-lined by my buddy who is like twice my weight
>>I beat my friends with a broom, "like that guy on Gladiator"
>>I apparently had an existential quandary about whether or not I'd bang this ugly chick with nice tits who was in our grade (see pic)
In summary, last night wasn't one to remember, because I can't remember it. I am still a litle bit hung over... but I am alright, as if you care.
Quick, Thorpe, say something political. Gough Whitlam was the best prime minister in Australia's history.Wootang.
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-04 09:50:01 EDT (#)
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God Thorpe- I was doing an Uber Google search for posts on Europe and I found all this! No wonder you abandoned this account!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-03 19:23:00 EST (#)
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Hahahaha. Classic.
+2 for good times mate. Good times.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-11-21 19:31:18 EST (#)
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-2 for getting drunk and thinking you're hilarious for doing so.
+1 for apologizing
+1 for the picture of the chick. Reminds me a bit of a former co-worker whose company I enjoyed.
Submitted by zimxum (user info) at 2004-11-21 17:34:00 EST (#)
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Any woman who takes the time to throughly document her drunken antics AND apologizes deserves a hearty "here's to drinking with bowlegged women".
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-21 17:17:14 EST (#)
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good ol' schlongy. always there for a demoralizing insult when you need one.
we've all been there.
wait - no we havn't.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-21 17:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A) Who ARE you?
b) No one cares
3) Way to handle you liquor. How impressive.
4) You sure sound like a fucking moron.
5) All of the above
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-21 17:05:22 EST (#)
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There's something creepy going on with the sides of her mouth that i'm not altogether cool with. However, she's far from ugly.
Submitted by thorpe87 (user info) at 2004-11-21 16:49:34 EST (#)
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yeah, as i said last night, i'd do her
FUCK I DIDN'T MEAN TO NAME HER BUT THE FUCKING FILE NAME
And yeah she's pretty cool, she's the only female socialist I know hahahahaha
I'm sorry to everyone for everything
Submitted by X-File (user info) at 2004-11-21 16:01:26 EST (#)
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I'd do her.
Twice.
Submitted by mazman23 (user info) at 2004-11-21 15:53:45 EST (#)
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Ive seen worse. Im sure she is nice. Can I have her phone number?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-21 15:44:14 EST (#)
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Roseisuglywithnicetits.jpg
Who is Rose?
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-21 15:39:09 EST (#)
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I forgive you. : )
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-21 15:37:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thorpe87 (user info) at 2004-11-21 15:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 'cos it makes a difference.
Yeah I shouldn't have posted that pic... what a bastard. I'd like to pretend I was drunk when I did, but no I knew what I was doing. Sorry lady.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-11-21 15:20:15 EST (#)
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I was pretty drunk last night as well...