Now I Know Why They Make Country Music (797 hits)
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Submitted by Mike (View user info) at 2004-11-21 15:35:43 EST
A little more a serious post from me. Maybe a couple rib ticklers in here. I think it's kinda long but I dont know what long by ubersites standards is yet.
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"Ohh....boy, there is gonna be one that gets you. Your gonna feel so worth--" I cut her, my cousin off.
"How about you just shut-up and drive?" I shot back, eying the road cautiously.The rain was coming down in sheets, the windows inside where fogged up. For some reason, I like it when it rains.
She laughed to herself flipping on the defrost. "It's all gonna catch up to you someday boy, and then your gonna be crying saying I told ya so."
This happens alot, some fucker, usually of the old type always telling me I'm gonna tell them they were right.
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Me riding my bike about 2 mph.
"Arggghhh get off my grass you hot-rodding hooligans." a 200 year old woman says shaking her fist at me, skin on her forehead is a hanging over her eye sockets like a curtain.
Me in my totally awesome thundercats helmet and elbow gaurds "I like that trick you do with your forehead, You should draw some eyeballs over it and enter in to the poker championship?." I laugh riding along
"Garrhrhharararar your gonna get it one of these days!! Gaarhahrahhrarahhr"
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Fuck em' and everyone that looks like them right?
I rolled my eyes, the medication was obviously making her talk goofy, I'm am Michael, the equivalent of Atilla the Hun in the dating game.
Ever since I can remember. Which is somewhere during the middle of my freshmen year in High School, I've always been known for my charm, allure, mystique or any other word with a remote relation to spreading the seed. I was probably the biggest player in my school without realizing it, I would have a girlfriend for about 2 weeks at a time. All of this hardened me, honestly I can say now that I was just a prick out to prove something that has no real meaning. Never once did I ever think about their feelings until mine got anal fucked till my eyeballs bulged out.
It was early last summer, I was dating a girl that had asked me to the prom around three months previous. She had gone away to college and I choose to stay at the closer but larger college located in the neighboring city. Her name was Alexis, she had everything going for her: gorgous, a good girl, went to church and always made good grades, never went to parties and was active in politics. The kinda girl you marry. I had just broke it up with her because "The distance was to hard" but what I meant was "My penis is hard" and since you arent here to satisfy it, I gotta find someone that will and not feel guilty about it.
The very next day, The seeds that I had long sewn were ready for harvest and believe me, Karma only drives a Deere and knows all the secrets from the good ole' boys down at the CO-OP. It came in the form of a 5-'9 half Italian girl that hard just turned 17(I was young for my grade so I was 17 too).When I first saw her at the local park. I was by myself, watching my older step sister play a softball game. I did not see her till I decided to go to the concession stand.
I stand in the line not really noticing anyone. Playing with my phone.
"Hey, I like your phone" I heard a obviously female, attractive voice say to me. I look up. Two beautiful hazel colored gems pierced into me as she looked into my eyes, they were set in a face that was near perfect like something carved to be a greek goddess.
"It's cute" she adds not breaking the stare.
"Yeah...I thought so too." I answer, and she chuckles. She had a picture smile and such a pretty mouuutthh---
She breaks my daydream-"So...what are you doin here, dont you have some parties to go to or something?"-It's obvious she knows me or at least heard of me nonetheless: I'm fucked. I felt like I missing out on something incredible, my gut sunk. I envision myself at the Wheel of Fortune.
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"Alrite Mike...You get two consenants. C and W and the category is ANIMAL...now...all you need is guess the vowel...you got ten seconds."
"Uhhh...Uhhh....CUW...CLW....CYW......."
Down to 1 second
"Uhh....19!!!"
"Ohhh...sorry Michael, It was COW now lets see what you coulda won" he unfolds the evelope and holds it up to the crowd. "A Billion Dollars and Eternal Happiness oh well..thanks for playing....bitch."
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Fucking Pat Sajack, I never liked that fagget anyway.
"Nah...I came to watch my step-sister play." I said "You?"
"Oh I just got my liscense and me and Anna were just bored.." she said looking kinda off to the side. I took this chance to admire her. God she had everything. Breasts weren't to big but not small. Prob around 115-120 at the most. tan, long legs and those tight little shorts that fit right around her mmmmmmmm.
"Hey, What are you doin?" Her head cocked to the side. She had caught me red handed.
"So are you goin to order." Hahaha quick thinking damn I'm awesome, she had her back to the concession stand. She jerks around obviously embaressed, those cheeks all blushed. She was always embarassed to pay for things..
I resume playing with my phone, wait till she steps aside and order a Mountain Dew--the woman at the concession was cross-eyed, that shit cracked me up.
"So where are you going after this is over?" she asked, with a hint interest.
"I was gonna go eat dinner with my step-sister then go to an old friends house that just got back from college." I answer "Why?"
"Ohh...I was just wondering, Me and Anna were gonna go get ice cream and I was gonna see if you wanted to come." her reply indicated that I was missing out. I must be Gods gift to women, this is the most gorgous girl I've ever seen and she is ASKING ME out the first time I talk to her. Or maybe this is the "one". Which is what I usually say when I met a really hot girl for the first time.
"I dont like Ice Cream but I would go with you if I didn't already have plans.." I really did want to go, but my train of though wouldn't allow me to fall for one come on.
"Well...If I give you my number will you call me?" one eyebrow cocked slightly.
"Well...Do you live long distance?"
"No I jus--"
"I'm kidding, one more thing whats your name?" We both laugh and exchange numbers. The beginning of the end had started. Armageddon was here and Bruce Willis was no wear in site to save me.
For 12 months we were probably the most in love I think it possible for me, Carey was everything I wanted. Smart, Funny, Gorgous. She liked the same things I did, didn't care that I went out on the weekends and got fucked up(which she would usually come to make sure no girls would try to "take advantage of me" which I thought was badass too) We did everything together, She was like my bestfriend except we fucked ALOT. Her family adored me, It was just perfect.
Until I decided that I wanted to move back home to Chicago, where I was born. A big mistake now as old demons started to re-emerge and I ended up moving back anyway. But, we decided that it would work, because we were both in love.
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One Month after moving, I move back. She was a totally different person, seemed disinterested in anything I wanted to do. To the point I figured it was make or break.
"Hey...I'm ending this--me and you." I said over the phone
"....why?" she asked somewhat shocked.
"Cause you aren't the same, and I dont like it." Yeah thats right I tell her strait.
"Ok." She answers "Bye" and hangs up before I can answer back.
For a long time I just sat back. I didnt really want to break up. I just wanted her to beg me back. Which she didnt--I got what was coming for me, I tried to mend things up. She even seemed like she wanted to get back together at once. But It never went back to any semblence of what we had, it just sucked. It was the first time in my entire life that I had ever been hurt by a girl like. Needless to say I was sick for quite a for a days afterward, I was piss-drunk most of the time too.
I dont know what hurt worse, I guess when you know someone for that long. Having them around becomes as trivial as a simple nuance like drinking your coffee in the morning or having the get out of the shower to get your towell, I was convienent but not needed. But for Me/Atilla it was a territory easily conquered and when it was my time to go, I didn't want to realize it nor did I want to. Maybe if you work for things more, they last longer. But who gives a fuck, I actually found a way to compare myself to Atilla the Hun except Atilla the Hun probably never had much trouble with the ladies. Give him some pun-tang pie or he will ripe your fingers out and stick them through you eye sockets. I think I'm gonna try that one next time..
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Submitted by MoneyG (user info) at 2004-11-22 02:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work. Good fiction is always appreciated.
Submitted by mike18 (user info) at 2004-11-21 21:35:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I was trying to change it up a little bit from my others. Thanks for the advice.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-11-21 21:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Enjoyed it.
But it was very hard to read.
The quality is there though, so keep it coming.
-Davros
Submitted by mike18 (user info) at 2004-11-21 18:16:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha thanks.
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-11-21 17:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus you could do well with an english class or two, but nice story, great title.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-11-21 16:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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