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Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-11-21 19:39:46 EST


Part One- http://www.ubersite.com/m/43474
Part Two- http://www.ubersite.com/m/43842
Part three- http://www.ubersite.com/m/44391
Part four- http://www.ubersite.com/m/45028
Part five- http://www.ubersite.com/m/46274
Part Six- http://www.ubersite.com/m/47620
Part Seven- http://www.ubersite.com/m/48601
Part Eight- http://www.ubersite.com/m/49132
Part Nine- http://www.ubersite.com/m/50144

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"Well, the top two floors are all libraries, the second floor is his lab, the first floor is his living space, and the third floor is his training area." Lucy explained to Bob.

"Training area?" Bob asked curiously, just then a bell rang out, signaling the return of the elevator.

"A sensory depravation tank, a few objects he designed for telekinetic training, and some martial arts equipment." Lucy elaborated, walking towards the elevator, Bob following closely behind.

"Right," Bob and Lucy stepped on to the elevator, which was particularly spacious, with aluminum hand rails and fluorescent lighting. "So which floor will we be visiting first?"

"That's up to you." Lucy nodded towards the six, blue, glowing buttons in front of Bob.

"I'd like to see this training area. I'm not much of a library guy, and I don't think I want to know what Dick's place looks like." Bob reached out and poked the blue button with his index finger. The elevator was completely silent, except for the whining of the elevator pulling itself to the third floor, Bob started to whistle.

"So, what was it like?" Bob looked at Lucy, confused by the question posed. "You know, hemorrhaging your brain? Did it hurt?"

"Damn straight it hurt." Bob said with a small chuckle, he was taken off guard by this side of Lucy, the side of her that wanted to know everything about psychics. "It doesn't hurt like a normal head ache, in fact the pain doesn't even feel like it's coming from the brain, it feels like it's coming from the skull. Like a thousand needles poking the skull from the inside out."

"Ooh, Dick says the reason there aren't any older psychics, is because they all end up hemorrhaging their brains." the elevator doors opened into a floor devoid of walls, much like a parking garage, with windows all around, peering into the desert night. The entire floor was baron excluding several bulky objects, three concrete support pillars, and what appeared to be a coffin. "Have you ever been in a sensory depravation tank? Dick says that it makes it ten times easier to concentrate."

"Never needed one. I always felt that learning to focus beyond the little distractions made it more worth while."Bob walked towards the coffin shaped object, placed along side a four sided support column. "I'll put ear plugs in sometimes, if I'm not feeling particularly focused." He bent down, analyzing the edges of the bulky object, and the soundproof seals. "Although I'm more into telekinesis, so I guess this could really help for remote viewing and other forms of ESP."

"Dick said if I ever want to be psychic, using this would make it faster." Lucy leaned forward and pressed a button underneath the ledge of the lid. With a hum of electrical motors, half of the heavy lid began to slide away on tracks. Inside, the device was filled up halfway with water, supplied by copper pipes emerging from the foot of the box and going into the floor. "Maybe you'll get to use it when you're better."

"Yea, maybe." Bob said, standing up from his crouched position with a far away look in his eyes.

Lucy looked at Bob inquisitively. "Is something wrong?"

"Ever since the incident I haven't felt like my self, like a part of me is missing." Bob walked to one of the floor to ceiling windows that encircled the entire floor. "I feel irrational all the time, like I have to struggle to control my emotions." He leaned his forehead into the window and closed his eyes. "Even now all I can think about is my anger towards Amy, like I'm holding a grudge or something. Also, my memory has completely gone to shit. I used to be able to remember fifty digit number sequences and every curve of a persons face." He opened his eyes and stared at Lucy, who was leaning her shoulder into the window beside him. " I swear to God for about two seconds I forgot what your name was."

"Wouldn't be the first time a guys had trouble remembering my name." Lucy said with a smirk, then upon noticing Bob's genuinely worried expression. "Well what did you expect, you nearly ripped your brain in half. You should consider your self lucky you only got dumbed down a bit, you could have killed your self." She placed her hand inside his and gave a quick squeeze. "I'm sure you'll get better. Your brain is really active, so those neurons that you fried are a lot more likely to grow back." Her voiced sounded sweeter to Bob. The small hint of a southern accent that he had heard earlier, seamed to be more prominent now. Most likely a trick she used to get men to relax. She started pulling Bob towards the elevator doors. "Come on, Dicks probably got all his shit ready. I'll show you some of the other floors after we smarten you up." Bob let out a small chuckle as Lucy dragged him into the elevator and pressed the button for the second floor.

"I swear to God, if these doors open up and there's like a foot of fog on the floor and he's wearing a lab coat with goggles and that little silver disk thing on his forehead, I'm leaving."

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Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Another +2 because that girl is slightly hotter than the one in my post. Found here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/52771

Who am I kidding, that's just blatant link-whoring.

But, who is this girl?

Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If it makes you feel better, I've sent this link to my friends saying "check out the girl at the bottom" instead of just linking the picture directly to help your hits.

Every little bit counts.

Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-11-22 18:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

booooooooooobs

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-22 14:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Must... read... story...

Submitted by kiketta (user info) at 2004-11-22 14:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good story, as usual.
Looking forward to reading more.

Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-11-22 10:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahahahahaha(retard laugh)

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-22 07:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bewbs and good hitwhore title.

Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Great series, keep it up. I would +2 all of them but I don't want to get banned again.

Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-21 21:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to know how many people read the story, not me.

Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-21 21:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the title of the picture: DELETEHISTORY. Teehee.

Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-11-21 20:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe I should put the word "Jesus" into the title.


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