This just in: Stin tag-teamed by a pair of robots. (1822 hits)
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Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-21 19:43:40 EST
My plan was flawless.
I had spent the entire night fine tuning two of my finest robot slaves. Everything was in place, the video cameras, remote control receivers, etc.
Me and my buddies would be able to control the robots with a pair of PS2 controllers.
The video cameras would send footage back to my TV -- so that we could all see it live.
I sent my brave robots to Stin's "pad" just before dawn.
That's when my homies came over. The party had started.
I passed out some beers and they all sat down on my couch, staring with anticipation at the TV.
I grabbed the remote and flicked on the television. The robots had already arrived at Stin's apartment.
"Hey Sepsis, I wanna go first!"
"Yeah, me too!"
I gave each of them a controller. I passed out some more beers.
"Alright guys. The R1 button busts the door down."
My friends mashed their fingers on their controllers. Stin's door collapsed inward.
"Good job, guys. I have a feeling we'll find her in the kitchen."
I was right. Stin was passed out on the floor, a bottle of whiskey clutched to her chest.
"Wake the bitch up! L2!"
We all watched the robots pick her limp figure up from the ground and shake her awake.
If there had been sound, we would have heard her screams. Her eyes bulged with fear.
"Lay her down on the counter, guys. Triangle button."
Stin tried to resist, we could all see it in the way she flailed. Her resistance was futile.
The robots pushed her onto the counter and lay her flat.
"Sepsis, I wanna try!"
"Fine. But this is the crucial part."
"I can do it, I know I can!"
"Alright. Rape that bitch silly!"
My friends all cheered. It had begun.
Stin's face telegraphed her agony to the video cameras. The robots had ripped off her clothes and were raping her brutally with their sixteen-inch phalluses.
My friends were laughing and smashing their thumbs against those little buttons with great enthusiasm. They laughed even harder when they saw Stin's blood dripping off the robot's dick of steel. The other robot was fucking her in the mouth with a knife.
I passed out some more beers.
"Hey Sepsis, great party man."
User Reviews
Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2006-11-12 20:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It would be a +2 if I knew that it required thought outside of typing your usual jerking fantasies.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-10-03 03:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-24 06:58:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
A playstation console?
and
Rape?
Jesus, you're imaginative.
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My thoughts exactly. I wish my xbox 360 had that power. Maybe on the 540...or the 720...or whatever they come up with next.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-03 02:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BONGS?
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-09-17 01:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do post I say.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-15 17:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Post.
Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2006-08-29 00:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me laugh like a fucking loon. It was bad though. Write something less sucky next time.
Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-08-29 00:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-29 00:09:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Unbanned.
??
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-29 00:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Unbanned.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-05-28 16:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bravo! Bravo!
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-12-22 06:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously though, this is marvellous work. Dont Listen to all these idiots that are -2'ing you, if this were about fetish or someone equally as unpopular this would be a near perfect +2. Well, maybe if it had methods name on it.
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-12-22 06:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it OK if this "The other robot was fucking her in the mouth with a knife" gave me a hard-on
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHA This is possibly the funniest thing I have ever read.
Wait, that's not right...
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the fuck has this been dragged back up? Sheesh!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If Sepsis was banned, it was nothing to do with me. I made no fuss about it, just gave it a -2 and moved on.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:01:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
talk about insensitive...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Was Sepsis banned for this? Been no sign of him since.
Submitted by wasabi (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No comment
Submitted by Ancius (user info) at 2004-12-02 11:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
knobcheese.
Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-12-02 11:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"holy shit, this rules."
Yes, it does, not necessarily the post, but the fact that you've pissed so many people off.. heheheh
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-24 07:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Horrible.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-24 06:58:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A playstation console?
and
Rape?
Jesus, you're imaginative.
Submitted by Ka (user info) at 2004-11-24 06:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know why I don't like this.
Maybe because it's a steaming pile of shit?
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 20:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fukin funny
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-11-23 12:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-11-23 12:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
and another one
-2
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-22 18:34:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
holy shit, this rules.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-11-22 09:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-11-22 06:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Grow the fuck up, idiot!
You're not even fit enough to be a piece of shit on stins shoe.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-11-22 05:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
See...I told you you pissed me off!
Submitted by ETS (user info) at 2004-11-22 05:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You have just made my "don't click on his shit unless it's to -2" list. Congratulations.
I hope you die slowly and in a very entertaining fashion.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-22 05:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wasn't going to give you the satisfaction, but hell, I can't resist.
-2, DIE, fucker.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-22 02:30:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
All that effort- and still, not a laugh. Give up while you're ahead.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-11-22 02:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
cuntchop
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 01:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry! It won't happen again!
May I lick your feet, mistress?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-22 01:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A whole new kind of pointless.
And Lady Plural, you nasty little bitch - stop stealing and taking credit for my word.
Or I won't do that thing with my tongue anymore.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-11-22 00:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have written a jewel, my friend.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-11-22 00:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
please tell your family that you have friends on ubersite.
so when you die, they will make sure to come on here and tell us.
so we can throw a party.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 00:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shitweasel.
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-22 00:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:25:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
My new favorite word = twatwaffle
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-22 00:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cunt.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-22 00:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Loved it again!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Automatic +2 for robots.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My new favorite word = twatwaffle
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-21 21:55:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i like cake
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-21 20:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, this was retarded. I kept waiting for a punchline or something to make it all better, but there was none. This is the written equivalent of vomiting so much that you end up shitting through your mouth. Good job, twatwaffle.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-11-21 20:34:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"The other robot was fucking her in the mouth with a knife."
that's fucking awesome lolx
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-11-21 20:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just No Need.
This is the sort of shit that gives Uber a bad name.
Stin posted because she felt the need to express something. If you didn't like it Flame away.
But why the fuck would you want to do this?
Jeebus, get a fucking life.
-Davros
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-11-21 20:07:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Disturbingly entertaining or entertainingly disturbing.
Submitted by zimxum (user info) at 2004-11-21 20:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Wake the bitch up! L2!"
Available on PS2, soon! PG13.
Not that I condone this, mind you, but creatively venting angst is always a good thing.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-11-21 20:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Stin is an amazing person.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-11-21 19:59:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh I get it..........wait no ......Yea I do...no I don't......Ooooooh(Dawning realization) you have mommy issues, and apperently a robot fetish.
Stay away from that anime dude, it screws with your head.