Why my sister will NEVER ask for a ride to school again, or why I must keep my hands in my pockets while ridding the elevator. (1222 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.36 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fert (View user info) at 2004-11-21 21:45:31 EST
Alright, so my sis goes to UWM for college, and I must say I do go to the wrong school, the girls there are oh so much hotter then Gateway chicks.
Anyhow so I drop her off at the dorms and go up with her to fix something on her laptop (which was working fine - I just wanted to see her sexy room mate).
Well I had gone over my allotted amount of words I'm permitted to say to the room mate mostly because she's easier to get into bed then it is to tie my own shoes. (I have slip-on's)
So at this point I'm getting walked out of the building by my so far just annoyed sister. So far I've learned this, I am only allowed to say Hi to the room mate. That's it!
So were going down in the elevator and I get this idea, I'm gonna use my Samsung like powers to open the doors to watch the things and stuff while going down.
This seemed like a good idea at the time except for a few key details I overlooked:
1) I really had to pee
2) My sister was already annoyed with me
3) I really had to pee
4) I could actually open the doors by pushing on them
So anyhow were passing the second floor and I mightily open the doors, Well the elevator stops dead about 2 ft passed the second floor and the outer door opened a little bit too, I figured I might as well make the best out of this situation and stick my head out of the door, and look around.
1) Elevator shafts are dirty as hell
2) There were people having a pillow fight in the hall way
3) My head was about level with the floor
So I look down the hall way, Then at them, Then down the hallway again where I started to have a conversation with them asking how they were and if they had seen my D'OH - This is the point I think were my sister got really mad at me and decided it was a good idea to kick me in the shin and it hurt.
Well ok I can take a hint, so I pushed the inside doors shut and hit the button for the first floor, Well surprisingly nothing happens. This is odd now I really really really have to pee, I started surveying my surroundings peeing here wasn't an option with my sister being right there, it just didn't seem right. Hitting the little alarm button also not an option, I didn't want every kid in the building to come see what was going on although it was late where I'm sure most of them would be half dressed by this time, Ill hold on to that option or I can just fix this thing myself. Ok I have to fix this damned thing, now at this time my sister is calling up her room mate which I should have let her do, cause she was wearing her pajama's last I saw. So seeing her again would be nice but. Well I open the door again where the kids having the pillow fight were cracking up probably because they heard me saying "I am gonna fix this damned thing, "I'm going home, I'm going to pee in my own bathroom again!" in a super hero kind of voice.
Well I quickly notice the problem the outer door was still open so I shut that shut the inside door again kick the control panel and magic happens! I had fixed the elevator, no need to call for help, no need for the dorky maintence guy, no need for fire and rescue, Although I could of just stepped up a little bit and walked out of the elevator, but that would have been pretty dangerous I might slip and fall and all not to mention not nearly cool enough. So we go down to the ground floor where my sister call's me an idiot and I'm have to keep my hands in my pockets if by some chance were ever in the same elevator again.
So kids moral of this story:
1) UWM chicks are Hella hot!
2) UWM chicks having pillow fights are sexy
3) My sisters room mate is easy and not to bad looking
4) I think about sex way to much
5) You shouldn't attempt to open the elevator door while its moving
6) Especially when you have to pee
--The End--
User Reviews
Submitted by HeavierThanHeaven (user info) at 2005-03-23 09:30:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
meh
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-11-22 00:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:50:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:52:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:45:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
i cant believe this has a positive rating
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And then one time in band camp...
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
positive rating, here we come
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe that this has a negative rating.
Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You remind of that kid that doesn't bother to take a breath while he's talking.
"YeahsoanywayIwasintheelevatorwithmysisterwhenthisstuffhappenedanditwashellafunnyomghahahahahahaha!"
Plus one anyway, I suppose.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:45:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
i cant believe this has a positive rating
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Younger sisters are fun to annoy.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i cant believe this has a positive rating
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have backhanded your sister for no reason at all at least twice in this story.
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey dickhead I ran the thing thro spell check before I posted it so shut the hell up before I'm come over there and stop a mud hole in your pooper!
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:22:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sexism+speeling+poor story=-2
Submitted by Jerems (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck hella cock
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Eh..you screwed up too much shit.
Submitted by mike18 (user info) at 2004-11-21 21:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice
Submitted by hockyman (user info) at 2004-11-21 21:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
anyone who says hella should move back to california. i will then pray everyday that an earthquake separates you worthless fucks from the country
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-21 21:51:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
completely awesome