Again Camwhore, or I have nothing better to do or say right now (5171 hits)
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Submitted by Durae (View user info) at 2004-11-21 22:26:17 EST
To add some content to this otherwise meaningless post, ANDA (Abortion Non-Discrimination Act) is going to allow health care providers and whoever else to prevent abortions by refusing to pay, perform or even suggest the idea. Freakin yay.
Oh, and good news for NY. Our governor just cut 1.6 million in family planning funds.
My in-box has been flooded post-election with all of these newsletters that I sign up for to ease my conscience. I asked my mom about the mail I've been getting at home and she answered, "credit card offers and your feminist bullshit." I'm not looking forward to wading through all that mail. You give them money once and they really do increase their output tenfold. Don't they realize they're just pissing people off? I don't need daily updates about how much the world sucks, I already think about this stuff way too much for my own (and my friends') peace of mind.
And somehow this post managed to get even MORE pointless.
In conclusion, I miss my lip ring.
User Reviews
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-18 03:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you're a cute girl.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-01-17 22:57:16 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
dont compliment her ray, she isnt into dudes.
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that explains it
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-18 02:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you're a cute girl.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-01-18 01:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dont compliment her ray, she isnt into dudes.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-17 23:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
forgot to give you a point for having the same greyish eye color
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-17 20:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
looks like your holding in some vomit
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-17 20:35:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ugh, and people made fun of my camwhore?
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-04-25 13:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-21 21:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you're kinda hot...get the lipring back.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-21 21:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have pretty eyes.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-12-12 04:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
red
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha, Matt!! I'm really good at giving that look.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-12-07 16:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gorgeous eyes but that fish-hook in your lip looks like ass. Don't miss it.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-12-07 15:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, Durae.... remember when you were putting stuff in your car and while you were all hot and bent over I walked up behind you and you saw me ready to slap your fiiiiine booty? I remember it quite well. The look you gave me struck fear into my heart.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-07 15:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Durae, I never dissed your camwhore. I'd bang the hell out of you! R U Confused?
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-02 20:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because your eyes are gorgeous, and for ASSlaska! Hahaha!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-11-27 21:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still love your eyes.
I couldn never get a third of the hits or reviews this did on a picrure of myself.
Hell, I couldn't even get those hits for a real naked picture of Heidi Klum.
Nicely done, lass.
Submitted by degree451 (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are ugly and annoying. Keep getting those abortions though. It would be awful if you ever procreated.
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The ANDA's decision affected your mother (and the rest of us) the most.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 13:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Queen Ashlee has been going out of her way to befriend Shlongy so I will not comment on Hostess caloric intake, when addressing Queen Ashlee, anymore.
As long as she sends ME an e-mail tittie shot.
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-11-27 13:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I see its pin hanging in your lip, hopefully you swallowed the hand-grenade that it belonged to.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-27 13:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-23 20:52:15 (#)
Ranking: -1
If an average looking chick like this can drum up 2400 hits with THAT shitty picture, just imagine what would happen if Ubersite ever attracted a good looking broad.
I present to you: Urbane Mischief.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44248
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-25 23:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:31:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, it seems that Fetish obsessed behavior resurfaced earlier than I expected.
After one afternoon of silly arguing with the miserable man, he's already auto -2ing lojope and most ridiculously, he spent a dollar to put up my picture on the board.
Watch me cry. Right there ------> :~( See?
I'm sorry I have hi-jacked this post but it helped confirm that mr. Rice is, unlike what he claims, not mentally normal.
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Who's listening to you?
http://stuff.ubersite.com/108708033854636165/1/sodomizer.jpg
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-11-25 12:26:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is it that when people realise I have a lip ring it's some ridiculous piercing but when a female has it +2's a plenty? Oh thats right. The post that went with it was shit.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-24 08:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm only rating this to get that other post out of here
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-23 20:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
If an average looking chick like this can drum up 2400 hits with THAT shitty picture, just imagine what would happen if Ubersite ever attracted a good looking broad.
It's mind blowing.
Speaking of blowing, any chance you might blow me, toots?
Submitted by Jack_Laridian (user info) at 2004-11-23 20:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. I have gray eyes too.
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-11-23 20:13:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very cute... If you are ever in the SF bay area we should meet up for coffee
+2 for being cute and camwhoring
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on all the attention to the camwhore. It's impressive. As I was taking a quick gander at the ratings I realized something. Lojope said that some german kraut was more perfect than Jesus and this reminded me of my old pal the J man. Believe me Lojope no man is more perfect than him. I actually wash my laundry on his abs. Does that make me gay. And if it does does that mean Jesus is a horrible sinner for making me do dirty gay laundry deeds on his chiseled features?
Nah. I'm far to kickass to be gay. I just love the women to much. Also my fashion since isn't quite good enough to make me gay.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have a "I just got stoned and ate a hamster" look on your face.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-23 13:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
the eyes kinda scare me
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-11-23 13:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What are you holding your mouth in like that for? It looks funny.
You have nice eyes.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-11-23 12:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Spit that load out so I can shove my cock in your mouth.
Lip piercings give me a hard on.
So does your eyes.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-23 11:52:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
are you from syracuse?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-23 11:35:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:35:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
donitsu, take your 7 and (with all of my love) shove it up your ass.
hidden, you didn't come off as an asshole at all. I wouldn't be surprised if I was being hypocritical - no one's perfect. I need people to iron me out a lot.
AJ, fuck you, as usual. I've been voting every god damn round, when really there's no logical reason that would qualify me as a competent judge. I can't write for shit, just look at this post. I have no place judging someone else's half-assed masterpiece.
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Did you read the name of my Scale? I think it would do you well.
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-11-23 03:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL UR CUT LETS HANG UOT
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
donitsu, take your 7 and (with all of my love) shove it up your ass.
hidden, you didn't come off as an asshole at all. I wouldn't be surprised if I was being hypocritical - no one's perfect. I need people to iron me out a lot.
AJ, fuck you, as usual. I've been voting every god damn round, when really there's no logical reason that would qualify me as a competent judge. I can't write for shit, just look at this post. I have no place judging someone else's half-assed masterpiece.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, it seems that Fetish obsessed behavior resurfaced earlier than I expected.
After one afternoon of silly arguing with the miserable man, he's already auto -2ing lojope and most ridiculously, he spent a dollar to put up my picture on the board.
Watch me cry. Right there ------> :~( See?
I'm sorry I have hi-jacked this post but it helped confirm that mr. Rice is, unlike what he claims, not mentally normal.
Submitted by hyp0luxa (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
/me listens to Rolling Stones - Angie
right about now. you'd look great with
an eyebrow piercing. =)
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Like this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/51281
read the reviews and you'll see what I mean!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay camwhore!
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:52:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
On the Donitsu Extremely Wicked Hard level of Women grading and objectification Durae get's like a 7.. which is pretty darn good according to the DEWHLWGO
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^^ watch out for this guy, though. ^^
Before you know it, he'll be posting some poem he says he wrote for you, lying through his teeth!! MWAHAH!! heh.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd bone you.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52377
There.
You could always vote on UM too.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sweet Jebus someone post something worthwhile.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Due to incredible boredom, I just read all the reviews. Every. Single. One.
Things I didn't expect when I crawled out of bed this morning: To laugh like a lobotomised hyena at everything Caulaincourt says.
When the hell did he get funny? And kinda sexy...
Fuck. I'm going to go and lie down quietly until it goes away.
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and uh...
ya...
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:14:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for making the Most Heated 1st place without doing anything...
+4 for having nice eyes.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:34:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 17:48:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
blah blah blah fetish blah sucks blah
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The master of normalcy speaks again. Maybe modern psychology can fix that inner hatred thing you have going there...
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice picture.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish 3/4's of the world had been aborted.
Submitted by Arrrrrrrrrr (user info) at 2004-11-22 18:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
True, anti-abortion Nazis and creationists are dragging the country backwards. Then again, so are feminists.
Submitted by houseman (user info) at 2004-11-22 17:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care what anyone else says. I think you are very sexy.
And you do have beautiful eyes!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 17:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You truly are a "closed-minded douche" if you think gay is an insult in the 21st century. And at least, the lessons I came up with were based on facts. You do live for the web, you do have a huge jaw and you did photograph underaged girl's butts in a mall. You'll never be a normal person Eric Rice. That's why you're so funny.
Plus this was so badly written, you could've triggered a war with the french. Please stick to your own language, english or html, whatever it is you speak.
You suck and this is getting boring.
I'm out.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-22 17:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caulaincourt a goûté la graine de M. Prickle. Caulaincourt aime des hommes de toutes les sortes et ne toucherait pas une femme si payé. Caulaincourt aime de petits garçons excessivement.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 17:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job little Jean. Only one error, which is probably a typo. Your forgot to insert a "is" (est) before the normal.
Eric Rice is a good learning topic. Especially for anthropology and such social studies.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
[16:44] lojope: translate those for me
[16:44] Uber John Galt: Leçon 1: Eric Rice vit pour l'Internet
[16:44] Uber John Galt: Eric Rice lives for the internet.
[16:45] Uber John Galt: Leçon 2: Eric Rice a une mâchoire infini
[16:45] Uber John Galt: Eric Rice has an infinite jaw.
[16:45] Uber John Galt: Leçon 3: Eric Rice considère que prendre des photos de jeunes filles, qui ne sont même pas dans leur puberté, dans un endroit public et sans leur consentement est normal
[16:45] Uber John Galt: Eric Rice thinks that taking pictures of young girls, who have not yet hit puberty, in an public place, without their consent, normal.
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CHEATER!!!!!!!!
And I'm not 100% on that last one. The part about puberty I'm not clear on. Does it say they haven't started puberty, or have barely started it, or what? I had to look up mâchoire on Babel Fish. I'll throw "qui ne sont même pas dans leur puberté" in there at some point to see what it says.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JG, his name is spelled Keiffer, I believe. And I also believe "Keiffer" translates to "The most fuckable delicious guy ever to walk the face of the earth; see also, 'more perfect than Jesus himself.' "
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Teacher! Teacher! I know the answers!!
Leçon 1: Eric Rice vit pour l'Internet
Eric Rice lives for the internet.
Leçon 2: Eric Rice a une mâchoire infini
Eric Rice has an infinite jaw.
Leçon 3: Eric Rice considère que prendre des photos de jeunes filles, qui ne sont même pas dans leur puberté, dans un endroit public et sans leur consentement est normal
Eric Rice thinks that taking pictures of young girls, who have not yet hit puberty, in an public place, without their consent, is normal.
How'd I do, Teach? Can I have a gold star?
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Leçon 2: Eric Rice a une mâchoire infini
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Holy crap! It's funny in 2 languages.
quijada, mascella, Kiefer, kaak....
I've just learned two things:
1 - Jaw is funny in any language.
2 - My girlfriend is obsessed with a character played by a guy named after the German word for jaw. WTF?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Proof that Caul is a tool: http://www.ubersite.com/m/52233#974179
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 15:32:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
blah blah lame blah blah
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Learn some new words.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"In conclusion, I miss my lip ring."
You appear to be quite comfortable with it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Hairy legs and a shaved beaver is an interesting dichotomy.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it still doesn't make sense to me.
and i could be wrong about the mascara. it just looked like she was wearing some in the picture. not like i'd know for sure. i'm a dude. i don't know shit about makeup.
anyway, it just seemed rather factious to me. like a feminist sort of thing.
i guess i can see it, though. i think i look good with a goatee, but most girls tell me i look bad with one, but i keep it anyway, because i like how it looks. so if she thinks it looks good for herself, then that's fine. it's just my natural hypocrisy detector having a false alarm, i suppose. i wasn't trying to attack anyone, though. just looking for an explaination.
anyway, i can deal with hairy legs, but it feels nice to touch and kiss and lick smooth ones. it has nothing to do with "society's standard" for me. i've always been a little guy, and society's standard says men are only attractive if they are big and muscley, so i went to the gym. i want to be attractive, but more importantly, it's for health reasons, also. and to be able to protect myself. but i like the fact that i look more attractive to women when i work out. what's so wrong about that?
i agree it goes a little too far in our society, though.
anyway, i wouldn't mind the hairy legs if the girl was good to me.
sorry if i came off as an asshole.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No problem, lojope:
Leçon 1: Eric Rice vit pour l'Internet
Leçon 2: Eric Rice a une mâchoire infini
Leçon 3: Eric Rice considère que prendre des photos de jeunes filles, qui ne sont même pas dans leur puberté, dans un endroit public et sans leur consentement est normal
Since this is common knowledge, you shouldn't have too much trouble figuring it out.
See you next class.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-22 14:08:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, i just got done reading your first post and now i'm confused...
"3. Political: Equality. The harder women work to be attractive to boost their value, the more incentive other women and men have to evaluate us based on our attractiveness. The cycle just feeds itself. I want to be equal because of my mind, not my stupid-ass legs."
so you won't shave your legs to boost your attractiveness, but you have no problem with aestetics such as a lip piercing? why does your hair look so pretty? why are you wearing you wearing mascara? (i couldn't remember the name of the eyelash makeup stuff, so i asked Method. i knew that fuckin' poof would know it...)
you've got some serious explaining to do and i will not be posting any further +2's until that time when i get a proper explanation.
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I really should reply to this huh. Well, it all comes down to moderation really. There's a certain (lower) degree to which men work to make themselves attractive, and I basically hold myself to similar standards. I'm not going to spend more time than a guy to get ready to go somewhere. Shaving legs is amazingly time consuming, have you tried it? My lip piercing was not exactly pretty, basically all of my friends told me I looked like a retard (the ring was too big for my face, whatever), and it was done because some people I worked with were like, "hey we're going to Halo to get you pierced, NOW," and uhh I had no solid argument against it except oh god I'm scared. That's not an argument! That's being a damned pussy. So I didn't even do it to look a certain way except different than my normal self (and badass for doing it despite the phobia). That day must have been a freakishly good hair day for me because normally it's frizzy.
It wouldn't make much sense to retaliate against double standards by looking like ass every day. That wouldn't get me anywhere. Instead I'm just presenting myself as a normal girl, who grows hair in places your pornography doesn't show you, and doesn't give a fuck if you don't like it or not. And for the most part, the guys that have been worth talking to, haven't given a fuck either.
You used the word poof!! WOOOO! I still haven't used it yet today, god dammit.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-22 15:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Aw, Caul... I'll be your friend!!! Teach me french so that I might woo you!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 15:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know Fetish, you never baited me. Everyone was perfectly aware of what you were doing, getting hits. Don't go think you have awesome Internet powers. You see, I find that arguing with an ADULT who...
- came out with a plot to get hits because hits are important(?)
- is here 24/7
- created various scripts and faggoty tools for Uber
- took pictures of women's in public places without their consent
- desperatly tries to get attention from women who would never approach him (not even virtually!)
- has an enormously ugly jaw
- ...
- CLAIMS TO BE NORMAL!
...is fuckin hilarious!!! I'm having as much fun as you are, or pretend to.
I don't have friends on Ubersite? I don't? awwwwwwww :~( Being appreciated by english speaking people who live kilometers away from me is SO important! Seriously, you must be pretty lonely to think that not having "friends" on the web is an argument. Even then, I don't think I'm hated here as much as you are.
I repeat: My god, you are fucking lame! And worthless.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-11-22 15:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:39:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Aw thanks Lechuga, it's good to know that uber ratings come before integrity. Or something.
No hard feelings, you're allowed to not have as many abortions as you like. I won't stop you.
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Well, I'd get into this discussion, but I really can't handle typing for 9 hours.
Plus, I hate it when people break my streaks of +2's.
GO CAMWHORE WOO!!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-22 15:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
changes = chances
I'm stupid.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-22 15:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-22 14:08:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, i just got done reading your first post and now i'm confused...
"3. Political: Equality. The harder women work to be attractive to boost their value, the more incentive other women and men have to evaluate us based on our attractiveness. The cycle just feeds itself. I want to be equal because of my mind, not my stupid-ass legs."
so you won't shave your legs to boost your attractiveness, but you have no problem with aestetics such as a lip piercing? why does your hair look so pretty? why are you wearing you wearing mascara? (i couldn't remember the name of the eyelash makeup stuff, so i asked Method. i knew that fuckin' poof would know it...)
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Durae is at class, so I'll try to explain for her. Her lip piercing was something SHE thought was pretty. She got it pierced, not to be more attractive to guys, but because she personally liked the way it looked. See the difference?
And by the way, I am not positive about this exact picture, but changes are she's not wearing mascara. She rarely does, and that's pretty much how her lashes naturally look. Yeah... I'm jealous too.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-22 14:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52377
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-22 14:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 14:20:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fetish - I'm having a hard time believing you're 27 or 28(?). This is your final blow? My god, you are fucking lame. And worthless.
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Unlike your buttbuddy stabkill I haven't been flaming for years. Maybe he can give me lessons. Oh wait, who cares what you think, your best friend (read: only friend) is you. If you care to see lame, take a good hard look at yourself. The only thing you are capable of is being baited, hooked, caught, and then spewing incoherent retorts that only you find funny.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-22 14:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-11-22 14:38:27 (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice Pic,
You have pretty eyes.
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suck up.
I think your eyes are prettier than he does
Man, i'm so juvenile
And it totally rules Snark by double infinity no touchbacks.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-11-22 14:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice Pic,
You have pretty eyes.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-22 14:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
me too anthony, me too.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 14:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fetish - I'm having a hard time believing you're 27 or 28(?). This is your final blow? My god, you are fucking lame. And worthless.
lojoje - gay vibes? Tu broutes des touffes, gouine! Happy translating baby!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-22 14:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, George is an asshole.
Notice how there was complete lack of an AJ comment on that post?
I decided not to be a dick when it was on Most Heated.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-22 14:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, i just got done reading your first post and now i'm confused...
"3. Political: Equality. The harder women work to be attractive to boost their value, the more incentive other women and men have to evaluate us based on our attractiveness. The cycle just feeds itself. I want to be equal because of my mind, not my stupid-ass legs."
so you won't shave your legs to boost your attractiveness, but you have no problem with aestetics such as a lip piercing? why does your hair look so pretty? why are you wearing you wearing mascara? (i couldn't remember the name of the eyelash makeup stuff, so i asked Method. i knew that fuckin' poof would know it...)
you've got some serious explaining to do and i will not be posting any further +2's until that time when i get a proper explanation.
ps- when i look at porn, i go to the "hairy girls" section.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*shakes her head @ JohnGalt*
I just KNEW you were a fagbean.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:57:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, all this talk of homofaggotry and Method's asshole is making me horny!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Newsflash :
METHOD'S AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!
...and gay.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
time to go crawl under a rock
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
method3337: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35345#584255
method3337: rofl
lojope: OH MAN
lojope: HAHAHAHA
method3337: ahahahahahaha
method3337: thats when i was a raging asshole
lojope: lets find all the people who were mean on that post and nice on this one
lojope: and paste them
method3337: ahhahaa imagine its only me
method3337: what the fuck man
method3337: it IS just me
lojope: thats almost even funnier
method3337: i know
method3337: im so ashamed
method3337: hahaah
lojope: lol
lojope: you asshole
method3337: I KNOOOOW
method3337: fuckbeans
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:52:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
On the Donitsu Extremely Wicked Hard level of Women grading and objectification Durae get's like a 7.. which is pretty darn good according to the DEWHLWGO
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 12:08:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fetish you're the one who's sounding like a broken record with that "blah blah rapist blah blah" thing. It's not funny nor clever. That and the how you +2 every women's camwhore posts and defend them, regardless of how ugly they are, in hope that you might get some positive attention from a woman without paying for it.
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http://www.summerseve.com/douche.asp?/caulaincourt.htm
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah, you didn't dream it, George. Unless I too also dreamed it. I think that phonecall actually contributed to me getting fired from my old job. That's the last time I make international phonecalls from my place of work.
Oh, and for the forty-nineth time, I'm Welsh, not English.
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:46:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Camwhore or not, the post was dumb too.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
method: omg i just remembered, i had a dream where i had an entire conversation with scott james on the phone
method: why would i dream something like that
lojope: lol
lojope: you have a crush on him you fag
method: i just might
method: mmmmm english weiner
Are there 1000 hits yet?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
109 (?)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:40:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scott, I may be on the brink of insanity, but I just woke up, and had a dream that I had an entire conversation with you over the phone.
I do believe I have lost my marbles.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, scott, that was her.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't you answer Lojope's phone when I called Uberboston?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bahahahahaah 106 reviews
My work here is done.....
Oh, wait, I have one more thing to do.....
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Durae you got it wrong! Theraprize. TherapRize. Christ... some people... can't even spell a totally incoherent made up word correctly... :oP
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh dear, Caul, I am sorry he's stalking you now. I guess I slacked on his +2s so he got bored with me. It must be all the "gay vibes" you send out. :oP
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's OK. I seem to rate very high on forgettability.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:27:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Donitsu! You know, I saw a nasty little comment you left about me somewhere and I've been meaning to defend myself somehow. I know it must be bizarre or whatever for someone to study something in school and actually care about it (and then use it as a frame of reference for the rest of the world), and I don't fucking date emo guys.
So there. I hope you know what I'm referring to. If not, suck my dick. And I don't understand your comment about my sasquatch-esque appearance. What are you getting at?
It seems like you have some sort of passive aggressive problem with me. Let it all out, I'll 'therapize' you (Lojo's brilliant invented word) or something.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:11:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cutting family planning is neo-con nightmare. It seems like every new bill contradicts another new bill. What a mess.
...cheers for the lip-ring.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 12:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, I knew I forgot something!
Ashlee, of course it isn't!!!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-22 12:50:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 10:07:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
p.s. the only pretty woman here is Lyric
Does this mean the threesome's off?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-22 12:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-22 10:00:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Lojope's right. Durae's not a bad-looking girl, though I suspect many of the reactions are people trying to be dicks- which is fun at times. Having met her in New Hampshire I can safely say that she isn't ugly.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 12:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lojope, I inherited of your stalker. You could do me a favor and give him some affection because he badly needs it.
And Fetish, I too could write a script emulating you (I can code too, I'm so c00l! L33t!) which would consist of: "I fucked your mom (good for you, she's 51), you're gay (being gay in 2004 is like being vegetarian, no one gives a shit), you're a douche (I learned only recently what a douche was, for us, it's a shower so your insult never made sense to me)" And the last time I actually reffered the word rape was here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/51557#957885 Something that will never happen to a low-life reject with Proteus Syndrome (see jaw) such as yourself.
I love parenthesis.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-22 12:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sonofabitch I suck at life.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-22 12:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YAY, Caul! Give Durae more hits!!! YAY!! On the way 1000, baby!
Lojo *hearts* Caul!!!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-22 12:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, so is that why you dont shave your legs?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 12:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fetish you're the one who's sounding like a broken record with that "blah blah rapist blah blah" thing. It's not funny nor clever. That and the how you +2 every women's camwhore posts and defend them, regardless of how ugly they are, in hope that you might get some positive attention from a woman without paying for it.
Submitted by skitty (user info) at 2004-11-22 11:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Should I consider myself fortunate for disabling images on MyIE2?
That, I shall never know.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-22 11:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 09:24:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like complete shit, so?
---
I bet I could write a script that completely emulates you. I'd also bet that it would require very little code, just something to mumble something about molestation, rapists, or insult any female here. You're just like a broken record. Shouldn't you be busy rimming Stabkill?
Here's a sample Caulaincourt review:
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 11:45:73 (#)
Ranking: -2
Blah Blah rapist Blah you ugly bitch blah fetish !
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-11-22 10:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like your hair.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-22 10:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think all women should have equal rights and i care about the environment... A LOT.
wanna bone?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-22 10:20:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caulain, quit being such an insensitive male pig, I'm sure durum or whatever the fuck the ugly bitch calls herself has 'inner beauty'.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-11-22 10:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shoulda went for a plate in the lip instead.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 10:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
p.s. the only pretty woman here is Lyric
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 10:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, it's my right to think she's uglier than Steve Buscemi. She can bitch about my camwhore if she wants so all is fair here.
And don't call me honey.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-22 10:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lojope's right. Durae's not a bad-looking girl, though I suspect many of the reactions are people trying to be dicks- which is fun at times. Having met her in New Hampshire I can safely say that she isn't ugly.
Then again she never made that face in NH.
Jebus, Durae... I had nightmares last night.
Probably not a good thing that I'm going back to sleep now.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-22 09:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul, don't make me bitchslap you! :o)
Durae is pretty. VERY pretty. Plus, she never said she was unique for having a lip ring, so what's your problem? Some people get piercings because they like them, not because they are trying to be special.
To sum up, be nice to my friend.....
....Honey. :oP
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 09:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
90% of girls have a ring somewhere on their body except ears. You're not badass, you're a lemming. And a pretty ugly one at that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 09:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like complete shit, so?
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-22 08:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hidden, that picture is really hot. Did your hole close up too? I haven't seen any other pictures of you with the ring.
comicbookguy, that was an almost unanimous conclusion judging by what people wrote in their reviews to me. You're not alone. I had no idea that my personality was so, uhhh masculine?
DeathJester, sure let me just gouge them out with a plastic spoon real quick. How much are you willing to pay? I always need money.
munkeypants, I miss your eyebrow ring too. Get it back. Okay so I've never seen it, but I'm sure it was great.
Circe, you can rest assured that the non-exhibitionists' comments about my ugliness weren't exactly upsetting me, and thanks for the reassurance.
Lyric, I am kinda badass. Come on, chick with a massive fear of needles gets a huge one to puncture her lip for moronic teenage aesthetic purposes? Please tell me that's a little badass.
This really shouldn't be on most heated. I'm sorry that good posters aren't posting. Blame Method.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-22 08:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss my eyebrow ring.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-22 07:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not that you look like a guy, but you know, before the picture
woo!
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-22 07:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna be completely honest here. I thought you were a guy.
GO VAGINAS WOO!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-22 07:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
76 reviews!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-22 07:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you storing semen in your cheeks?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-22 07:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh... Lose the piercing...
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-22 06:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:39:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Aw thanks Lechuga, it's good to know that uber ratings come before integrity. Or something.
No hard feelings, you're allowed to not have as many abortions as you like. I won't stop you.
For some reason, I read that as "You're allowed to have as many abotrions as you like. I won't stop you." and it made me laugh.
Your eyes scare me with their beauty.
Can I have them?
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-11-22 04:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehe it looks like you're trying to talk with your mouth closed, and your head is about to pop!!!
+1 for the eyes
+1 for making me giggle
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-11-22 04:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha. The look on your face in that picture is not what I would have expected someone to post. It's great.
Yay for atypical piercings that make you feel more stereotypically badass than you really are.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-22 02:22:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"true copying the link and pasting it in your browser."
*try
damn typos...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-22 02:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it worked for me...
true copying the link and pasting it in your browser.
if that doesn't work, you can email me at hidden101.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-22 01:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OOOoooo. Pretty eyes.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-22 01:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I gave the obligatory company smile (which usually makes me look like my head's a giant zit, and I'm trying to push the head out through my lips"
Linkwhore alert:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28960
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-22 01:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck 'em, Durae. You're not ugly. You're pulling a weird face, and dear god I HATE the piercing, but you're not ugly.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-22 01:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hidden, the link doesn't work, but I'd like to see the picture.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-22 00:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-11-22 00:22:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
A camwhore post with 60 reviews in 2 hours on a Sunday night?
Must be a woman trying to gain popularity with her appearance.
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That's actually the reason I debated against doing this at all. If people are really that superficial, take it up with them not me.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-22 00:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52295
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52295
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52295
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52295
I like cake!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52295
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52295
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52295
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52295
Stin gets raped!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52295
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52295
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52295
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52295
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-22 00:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-11-22 00:22:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
A camwhore post with 60 reviews in 2 hours on a Sunday night?
Must be a woman trying to gain popularity with her appearance
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IT'S SUNDAY?!
OH SHIT!
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-11-22 00:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are your eyes gray?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-11-22 00:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your cute, even if oyu do look like your trying to store food in your mouth for the winter. And you smart, little Ms. Pro-choice. Yet another pretty, smart chick I can't pleasure like only a man like me can. Damnit!
Oh and Method, I like to read in the buff so trying blowing my socks off now sucka! In yo face!
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-11-22 00:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A camwhore post with 60 reviews in 2 hours on a Sunday night?
Must be a woman trying to gain popularity with her appearance.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-22 00:18:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus CHRIST you're fugly.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-22 00:03:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
check out mine- http://www28.brinkster.com/andrewrules/pierced.jpg
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I cant wait to get home and photoshop the hell out of this bad boy
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52295
oh joy of joys
*yawn* i don't even care
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most heated!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!@WOOOOOOOOOOo
im such a dick
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:31:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most heated!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!@WOOOOOOOOOOo
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most heated!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!@
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most heated!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:30:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most heated!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:30:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most heated!!!!!!!1!!!!!11
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most heated!!!!!!!1!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most heated!!!!!!!1!!
now everyone will see this on most heated and reply
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most heated!!!!!!!1!!
teehee
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:30:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most heated!!!!!!!1!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most heated!!!!!!!1!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most heated!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:29:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most heated!!!!
oh dear bart is going to ban me
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most heated!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most heated!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most heated!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most heated!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
huh huh you said cock
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Durae,
It's not that I'm crazy; I just take a lot of pyschosomatic medicines...as suppositories.
Because I'm built backwards, you see!
But you do have really perty eyes. Tell no one of this.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're starting to sound cocky there method. Heh heh heh.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:17:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I shall post when I'm good and ready, young lady. I am neither as of right now. When I am ready to write again, rest assured, it will knock everyone's socks off.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NerfHerder, yeah the ring is gone, but the little scar is still there. I think sometime soon I'll get it redone because it's easier to pretend to be badass with an atypical piercing. I had to remove it for employment purposes at the time.
Also, I have really bad taste in music so don't bother. We're not talking pop music bad taste, but just trust me on this.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:44:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
you are one ugly bitch
spit your dad's semen out of your mouth and smile for your next picture and you might get some tender loving that doesnt involve peanut butter and the family dog
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What the fuck are you diong in that picture, anyway? And why couldn't you have pciked a picture where you didn't look like a retard who just got her first taste of man-milk and realized she liked it, no matter what her strict Catholic parents tell her?
Or, why this picture?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT THE UGLY?
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The lip ring is gone? Me likey.
How's your taste in music, lady?
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:02:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Saxon, get some more money, then women will look at you any way you want them to. I hate that I'm being serious.
Freakmagnet, proud to be a stereotype. Go Ani, woo!
Zoidberg, are you saying if I smile for my next camwhore I'll get some of your tender loving? I am *so* excited. Want my phone number? Call me!
Fabish, stop trying to exploit my weakness for crazies.
Freight_Train, it doesn't take much, eh?
FuckTheArmy, I did something like that over the summer. At least MY organization knows better than sending out a gajillion guilt trip pleas for help. We just send smooth-talking manipulators to their door. It's better, right? Aw come on, it's only once a year.
JenBee, thanks man.
Method, I LUV UUUUUUUUUUUUUU (and take AJ's suggestion dammit) Can't you see the masses are bored? They're commenting on a stupid camwhore. HELP THEM!
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:01:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You got a pretty mouth girl... Shame it should go to waste...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate you
Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are adorable.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Method, that's not in the deal.
Or do you mean retro as in back, back as in backdoor, from behind, etc etc.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey there pro-choicer.
You're right, letter writing isn't gonna do shit.
Unless you use the letters to burn down the White House.
No, don't become an anarchist, they're useless and I doubt that would change things fundamentally.
You could join a community action group and encourage them to actually do something.
On the streets.
But make sure you've got a lot of people with you.
Cops don't like that shit.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you have beautiful eyes though
i am masturbating RIGHT NOW
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:44:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
you are one ugly bitch
spit your dad's semen out of your mouth and smile for your next picture and you might get some tender loving that doesnt involve peanut butter and the family dog
***
HAHAHA
Zoidberg- Ubersite's Equal Opportunity Asshole.
I swear I get more laughs out of his comments these days than I do the majority of the site.
Method, start posting again, dick.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 camwhore
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:46:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's raining outside!?!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:44:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Shhhh don't say it outloud.
Nice eyes.
They're gorgeous.
I'm talking about someone's eyes, and I don't even know the person.
Right, right...I wonder if it's alright to do. I mean, I don't even have her permission.
Yes, excellent. Continue on with the eye compliments. It's foolproof.
No, you're foolproof. Why do you always have to fuck up my Christmas? I hate you, Nanna.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are one ugly bitch
spit your dad's semen out of your mouth and smile for your next picture and you might get some tender loving that doesnt involve peanut butter and the family dog
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A feminist pro-lifer? There's something you don't see everyday.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I prefer to use the term "retrosexual"
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow cute gawd i wish i was young again. why dont young women look at me the way they used too sniff sniff oh well theres beer in the fridge.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:39:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Aw thanks Lechuga, it's good to know that uber ratings come before integrity. Or something.
No hard feelings, you're allowed to not have as many abortions as you like. I won't stop you.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate fetuses with a Passion equalling The Christ. By supporting them, some of that hatred washes over to you...
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you trying to hold a large batch of spooge that your boyfriend gave you a few seconds before this picture was taken and you're laughing because he says he's going to show it to all his friends and you make yourself think that it's a funny joke but deep down you know he is really going to do this because he's a bad person and you ahould have broken up with him but you just don't have the guts?
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Corea, are you saying your eyes change color? Because I think that's the coolest thing ever. I've always wondered if that sort of works like mood rings are supposed to. Do you know?
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:38:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This camwhore was not
- of a male
- hideous
- of a jerkoff
- slutty
- a picture of tubgirl
So +2. You're Oooookay!
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to rate this a -2 because you're a pro-lifer, but, I can't break a streak.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Method!!!
I'm willing to concede that you're not gay, if you're willing to admit that you're metrosexual.
Deal?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup, thats you alright.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your eyes are the same color as mine (on occasion)
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well it's about damn time you got it right.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DURAE!
you rock
and im still not gay, thanks for asking
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY. I miss your lip ring too. Put it back in.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-21 22:26:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am so sorry.