Yea so its anther wonderfully boring ass Sunday night here I Cold Ass Wisconsin! So what to do what to do? (657 hits)
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Submitted by Fert (View user info) at 2004-11-22 00:38:57 EST
Yea so its anther wonderfully boring ass Sunday night here I Cold Ass Wisconsin! So what to do what to do?
Watch TV
Drink (I don't think I stopped since last week)
Talk to random people on the internet
Listen to Pat McCurdy
Look for a job (Yea right)
Hell why not all of the above! So I'm sitting here watching Boston Legal, Good show mind you I don't get to watch it nearly enough. I'm listening to Pat McCurdy's "Screw You" & "Sex and Beer" great songs! So what else is there to do? Chat to people in the internet! Now I must say if there is one thing that fascinates me above all else when it comes to relationships its lesbians they just fascinate me. Now I know what you're going to say and it's not entirely true, let me explain. I firmly believe I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body, now saying that here is my reasoning if I was in fact a lesbian I would love to go down on a woman which I do, Now when you see lesbians there usually all kissy feely wanting to huggle all the time which I also like to, but more importantly think about in the bed room. When you see pictures or watch movies of lesbians making love they always have toys, well most of the time anyhow, and what do they have? A dildo so being a man I would always have the toy with me, now granted mine doesn't come in all those neat colors with amazing attachments but it will do the job none the less. So saying that I come up with this
My lesbian friend - A man trapped in a woman's body
Bi guy -I got nothing here
Bi girl - Best of both worlds
Gay guy - Woman trapped in a mans body
Me - Lesbian trapped in a mans body because all I want is women, and if I was a woman all I would do is women that's it period. I just happen to have all the correct toys pre attached! So there's no need for extension cords or batteries, I always have everything I need pre attached.
So anyhow I just love lesbians
nocternaldragon: U can be my sweet angel of my underpants lol
sweet_angel_of_kaos : lol
nocternaldragon: Hmmm that would be cool
sweet_angel_of_kaos : lmfao
nocternaldragon: my Sweet angel of my underpants is a lesbian
nocternaldragon: come on you have to say yes!
sweet_angel_of_kaos : lol
sweet_angel_of_kaos : lmfao
sweet_angel_of_kaos : sure
nocternaldragon: that would make my day
nocternaldragon: AWESOME!
sweet_angel_of_kaos : YES BABY YESSSSSSSss
Now what youve all been waiting for, Lesbians kissing!
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-11-22 13:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hell, they got my attention.
+2 for that
Submitted by krootons (user info) at 2004-11-22 05:20:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Obviously, you haven't met a real lesbian. Most just do it for attention.
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2004-11-22 00:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Forgot to mention my friend is the one on the left, ohh how i envy her!