The Justice Fairy and CAMWHORE (2478 hits)
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Submitted by The Lone Stranger (View user info) at 2004-11-22 15:58:46 EST
Sally was a nice young girl, 19, athletic, good outlook on life. She had moved from a small town in Colorado to attend USC, where she was a Sophomore.
Sally was lying in bed reading her psych text book, getting ready for the exam on Monday. She flipped the page, then suddenly froze - she sensed that she wasn't alone.
Lowering her book revealed to her the worst thing a lonely vulnerable woman can imagine - a large man, clad all in back wearing a ski mask.
Her scream was cut short as the man rushed in and pounced on top her. She struggled in vain against her much larger assailant. He popped her a good blow to the head, stuffed a ball gag in her mouth and bound her arms to her sides with duct tape
Ronnie The Rapist: "Oh yeah, you little bitch. I beena watchin you! You're a tight little piece of work, yes you are! Ronnie gonna give it to you good!"
Ronnie The Rapist stripped her pajama bottoms off, tossed them aside, and then forced Sally's legs back behind her head. He reached down to pull out his cock with a lusty gleam in his eye.
Just as he was about to thrust his member inside of her, something grabbed him by his head of hair and yanked him backwards, tossing him against the wall, knocking the wind out of him.
When Ronnie The Rapist was able to focus his vision on his attacker, he couldn't believe what he saw.
Some kind of freakish she-male with pink fairy wings and armpits overflowing with rainbow-afro puffs. It stould about 6'2", blonde hair, exposed midriff, and looked exceedingly ghey.
And then it spoke, with a high-pitched man's voice sporting a homo lithp.
Justice Fairy, sarcastically: "Ooooh, thorry thweetie, it lookth like you took a nathty thpill!"
Before Ronnie The Rapist could wrap his brain around the situation, the Justice Fairy had freed Sally, and was now wrapping him up with his own roll of tape.
The Justice Fairy spoke to Sally, "Run along now deary, thith nathty little man and I have thum buthineth to attend to." And then turned to Ronnie The Rapist and gave him a knowing smile and a wink. A smile that for some reason sent chills down Ronnie The Rapist's spine.
Sally departed, leaving the Justice Fairy to her work. "I hope you're thirthty, baby, cuz I am here to therve you a nice thteaming hot mug of Carnation Inthtant Karma."
And with that the Justice Fairy pulled off her fairy skirt revealing a mammoth, ginormous, brobdingnagian, veiny as all get out, 22" cock, and tattooed down the length of the shaft in 44 point BOLD type was the word LUNGRAM.
When the Justice Fairy saw Ronnie The Rapist's eyes widen in fear and surprise, it laughed: "Bet you didn't thee that one coming! Don't worry, you'll thee the LUNGRAM coming thoon enough!"
The Justice Fairy tossed Ronnie The Rapist forward over Sally's dresser, and relieved him of his pants and undies.
The Justice Fairy shoved his Ronnie the Rapist's head down against the wooden dresser top, and with a mighty thrust, buried LUNGRAM into Ronnie The Rapist's hiney-hole.
Ronnie The Rapist screamed as he felt his asshole split and tear, he screamed as he felt the folds of his colon being straightened and torn, he screamed as he felt LUNGRAM bump into, and then slide past his stomach, and he screamed as he felt LUNGRAM batter and bruise the bottom of his right lung.
Justice Fairy just hummed a simple little tune as it went about its work. A simple tune one might hum while crocheting or doing the dishes.
After a few minutes, Ronnie The Rapist's lungs were bruised and bleeding. "Please!! Please!!" was all he could manage to gasp, bloody spittle flying from his mouth.
A look of concern appeared on the Justice Fairy's face. "What ith it darling? Oh! I get it! You want a reach around! Thilly me, what wath I thinking?!"
Justice Fairy magically produced a small pearing knife, reached around and started to make long shallow cuts all along Ronnie The Rapist's erect shaft, taking care to cut the exposed head extra good. She then amgically produced a bottle of lemon juice, liberally squirted it in its hand, and then gave Ronnie The Rapist a searing Lemon Juice reach around.
Ronnie The Rapist screamed and cried for over an hour, until he finally passed out. The Justice Fairy stripped him naked, tattooed "I hate niggers" on his naked chest and back, swastikas on his forehead and arms, and then deposited him in a dumpster behind a soul food restaurant in Compton.
Don't fuck with the Justice Fairy.
User Reviews
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-09-17 12:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This was good.
Now please read my post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93058
Submitted by andkorn (user info) at 2006-09-17 12:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't fuck with the Juthwice Faiwy.
It's a little too broken apart. Next time write in paragraphs.
Submitted by fluffy_love (user info) at 2006-09-03 04:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+3 for wit, -2 for anti-rapist sentiments
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is it cold in here?
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-06-15 13:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
needs more cowbell
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-02-25 23:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
teh gayzors
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-02-18 19:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that pic is the end result of my little cousins playing dress-up with me
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-02-03 15:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for the story. -1 for the pic.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-03 15:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Living vicariously through Uber? If so would that make you
Sally?
Ronnie?
Or the JF?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-03 15:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i dint read this post but that picture made me *snarf*. whatever the hell that is.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-02-03 14:57:43 EST (#)
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ghey
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-10-31 23:25:27 EST (#)
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Happy Halloween!
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:51:25 EDT (#)
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Christina doesn't have my man-ribs.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-07-29 17:14:54 EDT (#)
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I re-iterate: Stabkill is a fucking homogaykid toolbag raper of incestuous naked mole rats.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-06-11 18:41:48 EDT (#)
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Stabkill is a tool.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-05-19 16:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Worthless.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-05-18 11:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look, it's Christina Aguilera!
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 11:13:24 EDT (#)
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Whoa! A 6-shooter! nice!
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<EJACULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATES-ATES-ATES-ates-tes-es-s>
Oooh, that was nice.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-02 01:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-28 11:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the life-blood of www.ubersite.com
Keep on "Da Wolfin."
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-03-04 12:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I DO try.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-03-04 07:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, you're a pretty girl.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:10:43 EST (#)
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Yes! That's 3 ejaculations now. Soon I will rule the world with a semen fist.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:50:56 EST (#)
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And you should be. Pay better attention next time!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-01-29 08:50:59 EST (#)
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Don't know how/why I missed this first time around, but i'm ashamed of myself. Top notch.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-01-29 08:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha ha... who dug this back up? I loved this post.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-29 08:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How YOU doin?
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-01-29 08:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates>
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-23 21:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sweet! 2 ejaculations! Thanks Lyric!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-23 05:25:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff...
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-11-23 05:03:32 EST (#)
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"paring" knife. Not pearing, paring!
Oh well, <ejaculates> again.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-11-23 04:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates>
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing can really sum up how I feel about this post better than "Ahahahaha."
Ahahahaha.
</lackofenthusiasm>
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have amgical (sic) powers?
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-11-23 01:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 17:11:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Some people are so insecure with their sexuality... "Oh no! A guy with make-up!"
Goth!! Shoot it! Quick, before it gets away!
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
actually, if Ronnie The Rapist had an erection, and then got a giant cock up his, he really wouldn't have a choice about keeping his erection. The blood would pretty much be trapped there, not to mention the prostate stimulation.
Ummmm, my gay friend told me this...yeah gay friend.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha. stould? WTF is stould? I musta been on a wicked coffee buzz or something.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not +2ing this for two reasons. One what kind of guy would be erect after being anal raped by a 22" mamba? and two no one can be forgiven for spelling "stood" as "stould"
Otherwise this was fucking funny.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH GOD YES
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit. I was hoping for at least one <ejaculates>.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahah..I wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:29:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That you do, Shlongman. And I appreciate it. Keep up the good work.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not camping...I like to see who responds to my expert 100% guaranteed accurate reviews....and then respond with more hilarity and hijinks.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have been scarred by this entire post. the text was utterly appalling, the picture has damaged my eyesight. I will never be the same again. Thank you Juthith Fairy!
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:01:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Eeeeew nasty kind of a adult version of batman in drag.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy,
Just the fact that you keep responding to me means that you are camping this post.
Can't get enough of the sexy?
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-11-22 18:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i cant stop laughing Im going to have a heart attack and sue you
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-22 18:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope: Being a well known Uber Homorphobe, I automatically -2 ALL guys who post pics of themselves...as any hetero dude should.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-22 18:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Aw come on Shlongy, you know you want to +2 my little pink girl nips.
Submitted by boredgurl210 (user info) at 2004-11-22 18:06:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-22 18:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are the most beautiful fairy i've ever seen. Fly fairy fly!
Submitted by RiseAgainst (user info) at 2004-11-22 17:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
So, how true is this story?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-22 17:27:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This defines 'surreal.'
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 17:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Some people are so insecure with their sexuality... "Oh no! A guy with make-up!"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nahhhh...The Homophobia is just one of my "Shticks", ya fucking homo.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:26:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
story aside. that pic is pretty flamin' gay.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy's over-sensitivity to gay humor makes him stand out as a closet homo.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh. my. god.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is EVERYONE in this room gay? Good grief...
Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:13:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha wow
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MUST
GOUGE
EYES
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good. Fucking. Christ.
Pure perfection.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:07:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BY GOD!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rainbow afro armpits = Awesome
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 'cos I thought you looked hot.....
I mean good story.
-Davros
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:02:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just. Priceless!!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAAA
My desktop is covered in a white milky substance.