should i tell my parents that i got fuked? (also, is sex supposed to hurt this bad?) (9067 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.32 on 262 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by jsms cutey <immyisdabomb.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-22 19:09:42 EST
alrite. most of u know me as the nigger from before. but i dont really care. im gonna keep postin my shit anyway. let me tell u guyz about my so fuked up i cant fukin believe it weekend. (and before u racist bastards -2 me, plz just read this)
well, b4 i tell u bout my weekend, let me giv u some bakground on wat has been goin on. well, many of u know im in 8th grade (i know im too young to be on this site but i dont care so dont say shit) and in 8th grade, lots of crazy shit happens that u cant control. as u might think, crazy things are also occurin in my life. theres this girl named michelle. she and i hav always been enemies. we come from different sides of the popularity table, so we have been fightin to stay on top of each other. well, as a shitty way to get herself a little higher than me, she started talkin about my clothes. she was spreadn rumors that i shop at payless and walmart. i mean PAYLESS AND WALMART???? u hav got to be fukin kiddin me. try limited too, 579, abercrombie, american eagle outfitters, joyce leslie, and other HIGH class stores that she CANT afford!!!! anyway, ppl, being stupid asses, started comin up to me askin me if i did shop at WALMART AND PAYLESS. the last straw that broke my oh-so-fragile bak was wen kenny faferl, the nerdiest kid in the whole fukin skool, came u to me and said "did i see u get that from the half off rack at walmart?" AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! that was it!
so the next day i went up to michelle at lunch and said it plain and simple : TOMOROW WE FIGHT.
she agreed and we set the time and place. it would be at my frend, sabrina's house on friday at 8:00 pm. and to add to the benefits of the fight, mike, a REALLY FUKIN HOT 16 yer old with light brown skin and green eyes and light brown hair said whoever won the fight got a big "suprise" from him. now this got me anxious to fight michelle. i mean, a "suprise" with the chocolate wonder of ur dreams was enuf to get me fightin.
so, it was finally friday, the big day. most of the ppl in skool were cheerin for me because i was just more popular than michelle. but of course she didnt get that. anyways, sabrina's dad piked me up at 4p.m. and drove me to the house. michelle was there.
immygirl1: eww. ur already here. i hope u r ready to fight.
michelle: of course, bitch. bring it on.
after we had both made sure we were going to fight, we told sabrina's parents to go to the mall. they did. now we had the house all to ourselves. at first it was just me, michelle, sabrina, kathy (abena's 6 yer old sister), and peter (abena's 12 yer old brother) in the house.peter really wanted to see us fight, so we did, we gave him a little taste of our fury. in "round one" there was bitch parts flying, punches landing,and legs up in the air. i barely won the round tho. michelle was puttin up a good fight. wen peter was satisfed with the fight, we decided to call mike (the really hot guy) to come watch us fight and pik a winner, so we could see his "suprise". but mike wasnt pikin up! me and michelle were gettin pissed now. i mean, where was he???
but after the 14th time of callin, we gave up. so peter decided to call up a bunch of his frends from around the neighbourhood to come watch us fight instead. (it was about 8:30 pm) the kids that came to watch round 2 were rob, 14 yer old crak head, kris, 15 yer old dumass, nik, 12 yer old poop eater, and costanges, 11 yer old cutey. Wit ppl there to watch, round two was about to begin. this was a bad round for me. mchelle won. i got hurt really badly in this round. my stomak was punched so bad that i couldnt breathe! and tose fuk offs who came to watch us fight didnt even hjelp me. they just stood there yellin, "comon immy! get up! hit her bak!" i, in tremendous pain, was gettin pretty pissed, so i cussed all of them out and said i wasnt fightin unless mike was watchin us. the guyz got pretty bummed at this, cauze i guess they were enjoyin the show (my shirt got ripped so u could see my bra). but i didnt care. i wasnt gonna fight unless mike was there. besides, that was the only fukin reason i was even fightin sara!
so mchelle got up, put on her shoes, and ran over to mike's house ( he lived about 3 bloks away). wen she came bak, she told us that mike was comin. he had been sleepin. well, 10 miutes later, mike finally showed up (8:50). he said that the reason he hadnt answered his phone was because his dad and his dad's girlfrend were fukin in the room with the phone and he didnt want to disturb them. anyways, with mike, the fukin hottest guy i hav EVA sen in my life, finally here, me and michelle could get real down and dirrrty. so we started off round 3. (9:10) i beat michelle soooo baaaaaad that she was cryin. she got a huge bruise right above her left boob. HAAAR!!! I HAD WON THE FIGHT!!!! after that was all over, the neighbourhood kids, rob, nik, kris, and costanges all left the house to go home. but mike stayed. i knew i would get my prize. but michelle was tryin to make her move. she kept hittin on mike!!!! while he was sittin on the bed she tried to put her hand down his pants! but he pushed her away. he didnt like her at all. after about 30minutes of watchin peter and sabrina play LOTR video games, and michelle tryin to hit on my soon-to-be man, michelle's mom called and said he was comin to pik her up.
9:50-
so now michelle was gone. and mike was left to me. by the way, sabrinas parents were STILL not home. well mike took me out of the bedroom, where peter and sabrina were playin, and into the hallway. this is wat he said:
mike: so, immy, i heared u model for against all odds.
immygirl1: yup, i do.
mike: wow! thats so cool. u must get paid a lot.
immygirl1: yeh, i guess so.
mike: so, u wanna come downstairs to sit on the couch? (wink, wink)
immygirl1: ummm, sure.
by the way, the couch was a big sofa downstairs in a dark room. it was the perfect makin out area.
well, after we were on the couch:
mike: so, immy, are u still a virgin?
immygirl1: yeh, but im not prude. i hav made out b4.
mike: u dont look like a virgin.
immygirl1: hey! wats that supposed tro mean??? r u hittin on me?
mike: no, im just sayin u r too pretty to be a virgin.
immygirl: (chukles)
mike: so, how old are u?
immygirl1: 13
mike: i see. i was 13 wen i lost my virginity. it hurt like a bitch.
immygirl: hahaha! so how many girls hav u banged?
mike: about 4. and i was hopin u would be the fifth
just as he said that, sabrinas parents walked in!!! they were bak from the mall!!!!!! at the second i saw them coming in, i ran upstairs (even tho they saw me) into peters room and loked the door. holy shit! sabrina's parents had caught us!! mike came upstairs about 20 seconds later.
immygirl1: wat happened! we got caught!
mike: dont worry about it. just relax.
as he said this he lay on the king sized bed in the middle of the room.
mike: come closer.
immygirl: ok.
omg!!!!! he was tellin me to come lay next to him!!!!!! holy fuk!
as i came closer, he grabbed me and put my body on top of his.
mike: im gonna give it to you, immy
immygirll1: wat are u doing mike!
he rolls me over and begins to pull off my pants. he then takes his middle and index figer and shove it up my vagina,
immygirl1: uuuhhh! uuhh!! stop! get-uhhh-off!
mike: im gonna fuk u hard immy. im gonna fuk u really hard.
he begins to rub my boobs vigorously. i scream, but noone comes to help me. im trapped under this 16 yer old football player alone in a room with noone in sight.
mike: oh... yeh...
immygirl1: uuhhh.
i started to cry. this was NOT wat i expected sex to be like. it hurt really bad. he continued to stik his fingers up, even tho i began to cry more.
but i think peter heard. because he opened the door. and saw wat mike was doin. mike immediately jumped off.
the next day i went to skool, ppl were callin me a slut. it seems, mike told michelle i was hittin on him, and i michelle told EVERYONE that i had slept with mike. ppl started sayin i had AIDS! to add on top of that, mike called me and told me that if i told my parents, he would get everyone, michelle, peter, sabrina, kathy, and all the neighborhood kids that i was a hore and i was the one who wanted him to fuk me. now i dont know wat to do. do i tell my parents, or be called a slut???
btw, that was SUCH a great prize, mike. such a great prize...
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Submitted by XBFNoodles (user info) at 2004-11-30 06:50:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by qagmyr04 (user info) at 2004-11-28 21:02:27 EST (#)
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just because your 13 doesn't mean you can't make good decisions...oh yea, it sure as hell does. maybe once you stop talking like a reform school dropout, people will take you seriously. out
Submitted by briancte (user info) at 2004-11-27 23:24:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 20:57:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:16:01 EST (#)
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and i have a 12 inch penis
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:12:23 EST (#)
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First - keep going to school, you clearly need it.
Second - you did not get fucked, you got finger banged.
Third - report the hand-fucker & have him arrested.
Forth - you stopped fighting so that you could invite people to watch? WTF???
Fifth - you followed him after he said that he wanted to fuck you. Get some self esteem dumbass.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2004-11-27 13:56:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:17:04 EST (#)
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Please dear god... 3K hits, 200+ reviews...
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and we all, me included, continue to perpetuate. i pour my heart and soul into my stuff, and i've average out about 350 hits per post. i'm going to start typing in hur stile tu c if i kan git moore hitz, yo.
btw.
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Submitted by briancte (user info) at 2004-11-26 20:58:51 EST (#)
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what you do is tell your parents is. he raped you, then he goes to jail and your problems are solved
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-11-26 20:45:53 EST (#)
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i was jerking off and came when the fingering part was happening.
What happened after that?
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-11-25 21:43:00 EST (#)
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Please stop wasting our time with this bullshit. No one gives a shit about how Mike raped you or whatever.... and it doesn't fucking matter where you shop. People are so narrow-minded it is unbelievable...
Submitted by will72 (user info) at 2004-11-25 14:58:00 EST (#)
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this is a funny joke and if your serious then thats funnier in a pathetic way
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:40:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by thedude (user info) at 2004-11-25 05:55:52 EST (#)
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Spell check please.
You have psychological issues.
Submitted by Scarlett13 (user info) at 2004-11-25 05:35:26 EST (#)
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how is this most heated - i think i may vomit
Submitted by cnympho247 (user info) at 2004-11-25 01:12:02 EST (#)
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lessons in sex: of course its supposed to hurt that bad and you bleed. Geh this is why 13 year olds shouldn't have sex. If he told you four girls, its possible hes telling the truth and possibly not. Shennagians(?) means your full of shit and its a lie. If this is true, since you told him to stop, you tell your parents because it is rape. Let me guess he probably didn't use a condom which would mean you were subject to sexual diseases. Furthermore, since he apparently did 4 and your the 5th girl at age 16, damn right he probably has diseases you fuck. In that case, think smartly for once, go take a damn test. God 13 year olds shouldn't be fucking, thats just wrong and young.
lessons on Ubersite: you don't give gruesome details about him feeling your breasts to make us all sick, unless you were heading somewhere funny with it. If we can't read your typing since that looks like AIM typing and not for a post that most people make it look like an article. It is most definate we can't give advice and we'll just -2 you for the hell of it. Oh by the way, its picked up not "pik her up." Sounded like your asses were going on the TurnPike. Learn how to spell. Geez what the hell as society and the younger generation turned into lately. Uh you also know, +2ing yourself does nothing on your rating.
Check other users posts they dont have to incript what they are saying. If your lazy, use spell check, its not that hard. But wait your young so you probably know jack shit.
If you don't want to listen to any of us, that's your problem because you asked us. There you happy you got advice.
NOW PLEASE PLEASE LEAVE THIS DAMN ASS SITE BEFORE YOU MAKE ANYONE ELSE'S HEAD BURST INTO A THOUSAND PIECES.
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Where's Dan Jaines when you really, really need him?
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-24 20:35:07 EST (#)
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i'm not sure what i enjoy most about these kinds of posts - the posts themselves or the inevitable chorus of people saying 'don't comment on this, whatever you do, DONT' COMMENT'
i thokught this was quite well done actually. it's absurd and grotesque, but still leaves just a very slim chance it actually is some poor retarded girl.
i certainly couldn't have done better myself (mind you i am a 40 yr old australian man, so not really up on the dialect).
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-24 20:28:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-11-24 20:12:14 EST (#)
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"michelle's mom called and said he was comin to pik her up."
Haha, Michelle's mom is a man.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-24 20:03:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-24 19:58:34 EST (#)
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There isn't anyway this is real, the person is doing everything possible to piss us off, and now he's famous and people will click his posts to see what crazy shit is up next. Lame.
Submitted by Adona (user info) at 2004-11-24 17:04:06 EST (#)
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Eighth grade, eh? OOOOOOOO....that's the crazy life. Yeah, we had some wild parties in EIGHTH GRADE.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-24 16:35:49 EST (#)
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Please dear god... 3K hits, 200+ reviews...
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Submitted by dumbass2345 (user info) at 2004-11-24 16:30:14 EST (#)
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you really are retarded aren't you?
why would you want to tell millions of people you got raped?? This isn't fucking teen chat:talk to trained counsellors about your teenage worries and problems.
Don't ever post on ubersite again or I'll find this Mike guy and get him to rape you again and this time he'll do it good and proper............he'll dispose of the evidence.
Submitted by dumbass2345 (user info) at 2004-11-24 16:18:27 EST (#)
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all i have to say is what did you think the 'special surprise' was gonna be a quick kiss on the lips and a slap on the ass. He's a sixteen year old football player who obviously knows he can get anyone he wants so as soon as he finds out someone fancies him hes going to think their up for it. You're quite pathetic actually when he was hitting on you why didn't you just tell him you didn't want to sleep with him because he was obviously hinting it. Infact it was quite painfully honest. Also i like to read funny/interesting things on ubersite not the petty dealings of some girl and her teenage social life. I get enough teenage crap from watching hollyoaks.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-11-24 15:36:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-24 05:35:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jerems (user info) at 2004-11-24 01:05:28 EST (#)
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Go to fucking hell you piece of shit.
Get off uber for good. Go let that mike dude rape you some more or something. Anything but being on uber.
Submitted by IcyBlackHand (user info) at 2004-11-24 00:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If this was written in braille, my fingers would bleed.
Submitted by DaRubenizah (user info) at 2004-11-23 23:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"*sizzle sizzle* "
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-11-23 23:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd hate to feed into this but...is this a joke or what?
If its not, then its the most poorly written, un-entertaining piece of shit i've ever wasted my timer reading.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-11-23 21:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, I almost forgot!
-2 DIE!
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-11-23 21:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, fucktard
............./´¯/)
............/¯¯./
.........../..../
....../´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
.../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
.('(...´...´.... ¯~/'..'./
..\.................'.../
..''............... _.·´
....\..............(
.....\..............\
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-23 20:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
die.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
im not a poser. now r u gonna finger me or not? my wetness is going dry!
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Poser.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:03:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:35:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
#1 fukin heat!!!! i am TOO FUKIN GOOD!!! fuk yeah fuk yeah!!!!! i fukin rule uber! do u krakas hear me? I FUKIN RULE UBER!!!!
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-1.42 on 210 reviews? You're proud of this? Wow...you're an idiot. I don't even know where to start.
For the love of God, I hope you're just an alter. Nobody could be this dumb.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post kicks ass.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#1 fukin heat!!!! i am TOO FUKIN GOOD!!! fuk yeah fuk yeah!!!!! i fukin rule uber! do u krakas hear me? I FUKIN RULE UBER!!!!
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
go read my latest post!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1101248201765832230
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:25:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 die
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whatthefuk u r SOOOOOO in my ass right now!!! oh yeh!!
Submitted by Jerems (user info) at 2004-11-23 16:59:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU GOT RAPED NIGGER
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-23 16:31:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yuuuup, can't wait for this alter to die.
Submitted by Adman (user info) at 2004-11-23 16:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've got it! We have to speak in a language she can understand!:
Yo bytch, ur post is teh suxxorezezses fuk off now or we ill al be fukin u.
Submitted by browneyedgirl (user info) at 2004-11-23 16:12:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh. Hell. No.
Submitted by Asylem (user info) at 2004-11-23 16:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit... What the fuck was that?
My eyes hurt.
and what the fuck does this mean?
"mike: u dont look like a virgin.
immygirl1: hey! wats that supposed tro mean??? r u hittin on me?
mike: no, im just sayin u r too pretty to be a virgin.
immygirl: (chukles)
mike: so, how old are u?
immygirl1: 13
mike: i see. i was 13 wen i lost my virginity. it hurt like a bitch."
all pretty girls are not virgins? Oh and... It hurt when he lost his virginity? He needs to see a doctor.
I can't believe i just read that whole fucking thing.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-23 16:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in your ass!
Submitted by Adman (user info) at 2004-11-23 16:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
All I can say: Oh Dear Unholy God. The replies, however, are hilarious.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 15:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
after reading all the shit u ppl hav been wrting about my spellin, grammar, and posts, well, i hav to say, i feel warm inside. u guyz make me feel special. i am gettin more attention than i could eva hav dreamed of.
and the one about the "immylator". that was nice.
and watthefuk, u can fuk me up da ass
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-11-23 13:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-23 13:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The one thing I have to admire is the skill in deliberately spelling every single word wrong. I mean seriously, that has to be hard. I couldn't do it.
Unless...you have mutated your spell-check to replace 'what' with 'wat' and 'you' with 'u' and 'fuck' with 'fuk' - THAT'S IT! The IMMYLATOR! Translates normal English into dime-store ebonix!
For sheezy my neezy!!!
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-11-23 13:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Most heated with every post. I think you just might have a niche.
I'm not helping matters by reviewing, but a phenomenon is such.
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-11-23 12:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-23 11:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So can I fuck your ass or what ?
Hurry up kid, I'm losing my erection
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-11-23 11:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Shenanigans;obviously written by a man.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-11-23 10:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I made it through two lines before I wished that you had been murdered this past weekend as opposed to fucked.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-23 10:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd like to do you in your 13yo pooper,while your daddy watches.
But I mean that in a good way.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-11-23 10:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you were really raped and this is not shenanigans, why are you acting like this?
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"alrite. most of u know me as the nigger from before." is simply the best opening line I've ever read.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This alter was funnier the last time.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I shop at payless and walmart.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YES! TELL YOUR PARENTS...
that you're ashamed to be a single 28 year old man that still lives in their basement and thrives on the idea of raping young girls. and also immitating them on the net for your own sexual gratification.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know I'm adding to it, but what the hell.
No Eighth grader is this kind of stupid. Either you're smart, or you're stupid. This is kind of an in between stupid.
You in in stupid limbo.
That's why I know you are not real.
Submitted by mrloadinyourface (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:12:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Isn't the limited too for fat pigs?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2004-11-23 08:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey apollo - knew you wouldn't let us down...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-23 07:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<ejaculates>
Submitted by LexLutherin (user info) at 2004-11-23 07:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is too stereotypical to be real.
Submitted by Scarlett13 (user info) at 2004-11-23 07:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Buy a dictionary - thirteen is too old to have sch appalling spelling - or maybe it's cool to sound stupid? I guess I'm just not down with the kids anymore - gutted!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-23 06:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rape !! whohoo
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2004-11-23 05:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For fucks sake, learn to speak properly and write properly. Words were shortened for cell phones originally (before - b4, etc) because you only had a certain number of characters you could fit in one message (and to be honest I'd personally rather say less and spell words..) Either way there is no reason to type like that. It looks awful, is impossible to read and shows how immature you are.
Either way I couldn't be bothered to read it.
Or the reviews.
-2 DIE
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-23 05:04:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"fuk yea"
If that's not method I don't know what is... I can't believe I just read all of these reviews.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-11-23 04:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to have to scroll through 174 reviews just to find out of Apollo has written "<ejaculates>" on this post yet.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-11-23 04:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
EVEN FOR ACTION
HOT FOR THE GAME
THE COMING ATTRACTION
THE DROP OF THE NAME
THEY KNEW ALL THE RIGHT PEOPLE
THEY TOOK ALL THE RIGHT PILLS
THEY THREW OUTRAGEOUS PARTIES
THEY PAID HEAVENLY BILLS
THERE WERE-
LINES ON THE MIRROR
LINES ON HER FACE
SHE PRETENDED NOT TO NOTICE
SHE WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE RACE
OUT IN THE EVENIN'
UNTIL IT WAS LIGHT
HE WAS TOO TIRED TO MAKE IT
SHE WAS TOO TIRED TO FIGHT ABOUT IT
LIFE IN THE FAST LANE!
SURELY MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND
LIFE IN THE FAST LANE!
ALL RIGHT
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-11-23 04:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most Heated
170+ reviews
1000+ hits
What an acheivment. +2 for obvious shenanigans.
Oh and George Bush called, he wants his dictionary back.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-23 03:30:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:11:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
She just overtook me in total hits with her 8 posts... classic...
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2004-11-23 01:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your characters changed names, phonetics suck, and no halfway decent parents go to the mall because they're twelve year old kids TELL them to
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-11-23 01:39:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's the 23rd? What the hell is the time on the East Coast? I can't miss SPT again this week cause of the damn time zones. Like anyone cares, it's 10:40pm here in California right now.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-23 01:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Guys, we called shenanigans on this user about 3 posts ago.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-11-23 01:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-23 01:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this has gotta be shenanigans
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-23 01:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
here's her dad
http://jail.lfucg.com/services/offenders/offenderdetails/default.asp?inmateid=337&inmateimage=E159174.JPG
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nah sorry I don't got AIM. Immygirl-I was trying to help you bitch, cracker is a stupid insult that only degrades your race even more as it is a reminder of slavery. Jackass.
and it's FUCK goddamit
Submitted by bean (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:19:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The "HAAAR!" gave it away to me.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd just like to thank all of you (except immy) who have reviewed this post, as it has given me quite a bit of amusement reading them, especially LadyPlural and Seralena. Thanks you guys.
=====
I'm glad SOMEONE recognizes the work I put into these replies when I have writer's block and can't figure out how to continue my current story.
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh god that was so fucking hot. I want to take you. For real this time.
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:49:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
mike: come closer
me: ok
mike: closer
me:ok
...Blah Blah Blah...
after he was done he groped my boobs. then said i should come over the next day.
this little paragraph has gotten many of u siko perves horny. if u got horny after readin this, u r a pedophile. u sikos disgust me. i am 13 and this really happened. u fuks can stop jerkin off now.
=================================
Just once more, please? This part and the part about your bra showing got me so horny I almost creamed my pants. And the bit about you punching Michelle/Sara (which one is it you dumbshit?) in the boob.
I'd just like to thank all of you (except immy) who have reviewed this post, as it has given me quite a bit of amusement reading them, especially LadyPlural and Seralena. Thanks you guys.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You looked better in "Stealing From Hookers."
This was like a Gustave Dore illustration for Dante cut into words. Somewhere around the Fifth Circle of Hell.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
captain obvious suk ur cok
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is hilarious keep em coming!
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I know I know....no more attention...
Cuntmuffin is good too....I'm going to have to work that into my vocabulary.
Seralena is also my hero(ine) and I'm leaving now to read her stuff, because I know how she feels.
No one reads mine either...
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The only person who has given this girl a positive post is herself. I hope the next time this stupid cunt gets raped by a 16 year-old (I mean the real person behind this proxy) that they also get stabbed.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It seems as though Mike is confused as to what exactly he is supposed to put where. Oh well. I won't enlighten you because if I did, you two might reproduce, and then I'd have to go on a killing rampage.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you heyzues, captain of the obvious.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't you have homework or something to be doing?
Failing that, don't you have some random fingers to molest?
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THIS IS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS HERE, I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT THIS IS SHENANIGANS
OBVIOUS
OBVIOUS
OBVIOUS
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mike: come closer
me: ok
mike: closer
me:ok
as i proceeded to lay closer to him on the bed, he grabbed my frail arms and shoved me under his footbal player weight, caging me like a chained animal.
mike: u know wat?
me: wat are u doin?!
mike: fukin u
he then pulled down my low rise blu jeans and stuk his finger up.
me: aaahhh! stop!
mike: not now babe. im gonna finish up.
in and out, in and out, went his hard stiff finger. i couldnt take it.
immy: uuuuhhh!
after he was done he groped my boobs. then said i should come over the next day.
this little paragraph has gotten many of u siko perves horny. if u got horny after readin this, u r a pedophile. u sikos disgust me. i am 13 and this really happened. u fuks can stop jerkin off now.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:47:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks. I have to point out, though, that Circe is the one who passed that phrase onto me. Cuntmuffin, however, is entirely my own.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't bother reading this because I don't want another reason to hate another person.
I did, however, have to stop in the middle of the reviews to say TWATWAFFLE!!!
Lady plural is my fucking hero(ine).
Ok, I'm done.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
somebody tell me the meaning of a tampon, or ill be forced to bite u
Submitted by rhi (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just checking. I'm kinda new.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no, seriously rhi. wat is a fukin tampon? is it ur ugly fukin face?
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rhi (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:36:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by immygirl1 :
umm... wat is a tampon?
People. S/he is making it PAINFULLY OBVIOUS that it is shenanigans. Seralena, Lady Plural, RottenTreats and whoever else, please be joking. Please.
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Duh. We've known it was shenanigans since "her" second post. We're not stupid, you know.
Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is too stupid to be real.
this line cracked me up anyway:
"mike: no, im just sayin u r too pretty to be a virgin. "
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm just in a bad mood. I know that this is an alter. That is irrelevant. If all of the shit on this website was this bad (in a so-bad-it's-good sort of way), it wouldn't be such shit. I'm helping with the most heated thing because i want to see if AJ will really post a picture of his scrotum.
And a tampon, in your case, would consist of an entire damn sheep. Yes, your vagina is *that * cavernous.
Submitted by rhi (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by immygirl1 :
umm... wat is a tampon?
People. S/he is making it PAINFULLY OBVIOUS that it is shenanigans. Seralena, Lady Plural, RottenTreats and whoever else, please be joking. Please.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:35:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:33:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
I fucking hate everyone who rated this. Come on people! This is the crap that we don't need on uber, why are you guys giving it so much attention? Yes, I realize I'm being hypocritical by just saying this, but people, it had to be said. Why is it that the worst stuff gets the most attention?
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CATAL, I'm just bitter because my good stuff doesn't get any attention, so I hope that I'll piss someone off enough to spam my posts, get them to the MRR, and get decent attention. So far, it's only worked with Istaros.
Damn, why won't anybody read my stories?
(I'm not really that bitter, by the way.)
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:33:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:31:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
I was serious also. I'll repeat my advice for the benefit of the uneducated and retarded (that is to say, you):
Take at least three tampons and use them all at once. Leave them in for at least a week. This helps the clotting ang healing process.
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umm... wat is a tampon?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I fucking hate everyone who rated this. Come on people! This is the crap that we don't need on uber, why are you guys giving it so much attention? Yes, I realize I'm being hypocritical by just saying this, but people, it had to be said. Why is it that the worst stuff gets the most attention?
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go to your family doctor first, then he'll tell you if you have to see a gynecologist or not.
Podium, do you have aim?
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:30:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't call him a kraka (cracker) if you want to insult him. Calling him a cracker just reminds him that he can crack that whip on your ass any day of the week.
podium y the fuk r u still here??? plz leave. go fuk ur mom. she is gettin bored waitn 4 u.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:31:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was serious also. I'll repeat my advice for the benefit of the uneducated and retarded (that is to say, you):
Take at least three tampons and use them all at once. Leave them in for at least a week. This helps the clotting ang healing process.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's trying to find hints as to what STDs you have already. Oh, and I was serious, you should have that bleeding thing checked out, especially if it hurt.
seralena should i go to a fynecologist to chek me, or a doctor for the bleeding? cuz im confused.
and lady plural plz leave
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:30:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't call him a kraka (cracker) if you want to insult him. Calling him a cracker just reminds him that he can crack that whip on your ass any day of the week.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:26:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
rotten treats y r u readin my posts??? fuk u kraka.
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He's trying to find hints as to what STDs you have already. Oh, and I was serious, you should have that bleeding thing checked out, especially if it hurt.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:26:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rotten treats y r u readin my posts??? fuk u kraka.
Submitted by rhi (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I call shenanigans on Rotten Treats and everyone else giving serious reviews of immy's shenanigans. Double shenanigans! This is making my head hurt.
Submitted by lone23star (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I did that on purpose so I had another reason to -2 this
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51863
Here's the proper link to her 'teen problems'
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PROOF THAT THIS GIRL IS A LITTLE CUMBUCKET SLUT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47286
6 Days ago she'd never kissed.
Now shes being finger raped by 16 year old guy with 4 past sexual partners.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47286
Please read that too.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:13:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
btw i really did get fingered tho. and it really hurt. is it supposed to bleed?
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No, that only happens if something abnormal, like if the other person has an STD.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:12:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I believe that's known as getting your period.
The only thing to do is to stuff about three tampons up your cunt, and leave them there for the next week. This will help with the clotting process.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:12:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
immy: m ike put it in me
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You are talking about his dick now, not his finger, right?
What rapist gets off on fingering a girl, anyway? Instant hint that you're a slore who asked for it.
And you're not so clean and pure. I hope your entire class starts calling you a whore and you have no friends (not that you had many to begin with).
And then you fellate an electrical socket to end it all. (Thank you LadyPlural)
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yep. Alter.
And you *still* don't know how to post.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, I almost detect sarcasm in that. First non-mentally handicapped thing I've ever heard you say. Now that you've admitted you're a slut, we need to work on you admitting that your spelling sucks and that everybody hates you.
Slore.
ok seralena! my spellin suks. everyone hates me. now are u happy? u made me cry.
btw i really did get fingered tho. and it really hurt. is it supposed to bleed?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My dearest, darlingest little cumjunkie-
Fellate an electrical socket.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:08:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mr rotten traets. hello nurse was my first fukin post. i didnt even know how to post then!
and plz agree to fuk.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:06:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Slut. You weren't raped, you wanted it. You're just pissed that he told everyone. I bet it was more than fingering too. You asked to be "fuked" and when he did it and told everyone, you didn't want to be labelled a "hore", so you're calling rape.
Slut.
u know wat seralena? u r right. i asked for it. i said:
immy: m ike put it in me
mike: ok. ima fuk u soo bad!
immy: uuuuh!
mike: ohhhhhh!
ok! thats how it hapened! i was curious! im so ashamed of wat i did. im the first person in my class to fuk. i am a slut. i am a slut. i am gonna go cry in a corner now. for i am a slut.
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Wow, I almost detect sarcasm in that. First non-mentally handicapped thing I've ever heard you say. Now that you've admitted you're a slut, we need to work on you admitting that your spelling sucks and that everybody hates you.
Slore.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Slut. You weren't raped, you wanted it. You're just pissed that he told everyone. I bet it was more than fingering too. You asked to be "fuked" and when he did it and told everyone, you didn't want to be labelled a "hore", so you're calling rape.
Slut.
u know wat seralena? u r right. i asked for it. i said:
immy: m ike put it in me
mike: ok. ima fuk u soo bad!
immy: uuuuh!
mike: ohhhhhh!
ok! thats how it hapened! i was curious! im so ashamed of wat i did. im the first person in my class to fuk. i am a slut. i am a slut. i am gonna go cry in a corner now. for i am a slut.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I found this quite amusing.
On this post http://www.ubersite.com/m/51578:
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-15 19:49:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
get raped
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Ironic.
And immy, I don't have small hands, how can you make that judgement when you've never seen me, let alone my hands.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:58:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's everyone ignore this cunt and do something useful... like vote on the UM entries.
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Already done that. Now I'm wasting time. You still owe us a picture of your scrote!
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFG!!! THOSE PICS ARE FUKIN GROSS! IM GONNA PUKE!!!
but say where to meet so i can get ur special treat. im gettin bored ova here...
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:58:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
mr rotten treats, can i hav ur special treat, down there? u know, the one with the candy coating. i just love the candy coating...
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Slut. You weren't raped, you wanted it. You're just pissed that he told everyone. I bet it was more than fingering too. You asked to be "fuked" and when he did it and told everyone, you didn't want to be labelled a "hore", so you're calling rape.
Slut.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:01:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The lack of taste went without saying.
He'd be "fuking" her, wouldn't he?
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:01:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mr rotten treats, if u teach me, i will be able to handle ur candy. mike's finger was too long. urs is much smaller
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here are a few of my treats immy (NSFW!!)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v434/TheFreshestPrince/gutted.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v434/TheFreshestPrince/splat.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v434/TheFreshestPrince/head.jpg
Now fuck off and die.
Ogrish.com owns.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"This chick could've taken on the blink182 army all by herself!"
Who, this slore?
Probably, but then she'd post about it and whine about how the whole army touched her inappropriately. And something about squirrels as well.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:58:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
mr treats, do u wanna fuk me? cuz if u do, im sooo ready. tell me the time, and place. ill come.
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Look, If you can't take a 16 year old's finger in your cumbucket, how're you gonna take my sticky shooter?
And no, I don't want to 'fuk'
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:58:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mr rotten treats, can i hav ur special treat, down there? u know, the one with the candy coating. i just love the candy coating...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's everyone ignore this cunt and do something useful... like vote on the UM entries.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCKKKKK
YOUUUUU
!
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
mr treats, do u wanna fuk me? cuz if u do, im sooo ready. tell me the time, and place. ill come.
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Yes, you already told us you were a slut. We get the point, but no one wants to fuck a mentally handicapped slut. No one knows what the hell you have.
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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:55:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Only if the prospective 'love' is blind, deaf, has no sense of smell, and preferrably has no sense of touch either. We wouldn't want him to suffer.
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You forgot taste!
Immy, are you leaving yet?
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mr treats, do u wanna fuk me? cuz if u do, im sooo ready. tell me the time, and place. ill come.
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mr treats, do u wanna fuk me? cuz if u do, im sooo ready. tell me the time, and place. ill come.
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mr treats, do u wanna fuk me? cuz if u do, im sooo ready. tell me the time, and place. ill come.
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mr treats, do u wanna fuk me? cuz if u do, im sooo ready. tell me the time, and place. ill come.
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mr treats, do u wanna fuk me? cuz if u do, im sooo ready. tell me the time, and place. ill come.
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mr treats, do u wanna fuk me? cuz if u do, im sooo ready. tell me the time, and place. ill come.
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mr treats, do u wanna fuk me? cuz if u do, im sooo ready. tell me the time, and place. ill come.
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so do ya??? do ya??? cuz im horny!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This chick could've taken on the blink182 army all by herself!
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:53:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
Look, stop +2 your own posts.
Grab some paracetamol (preferably a full packet..and then some more) get a drink of water and...SWALLOW ALL (again just incase you forget: all meaning THE WHOLE BUNCH) THE PILLS and tell your miss world 8th place mommy what happened.
Whats your mums name and what year did she finish 8th?
My conclusion (I'm not American so I don't know what against all odds) is that you model for a company where they get Ulgy/Retarded/Don't know how to spell for shit people to model, thus being against all odds..
ah fuck it. My brain knows what I mean.
mr treats, do u wanna fuk me? cuz if u do, im sooo ready. tell me the time, and place. ill come.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Only if the prospective 'love' is blind, deaf, has no sense of smell, and preferrably has no sense of touch either. We wouldn't want him to suffer.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I forgot..
u know wat? just go fuk a squirrel.
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That has to be one of the worst insults I've ever come across on the internet.
You know your post will end up on a site like ebaumsworld.com under the title
'Most retarded post in the whole of the world?'
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FUK U SERALENA. OH YEH, U CANT. THE SQUIREL ALREADY DID.
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Is she coming on to me?
Immy, did being raped turn you lesbian? Or were you always bi? Sorry, not interested, darling, but I'm sure you'll find love someday.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:53:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
im leavin u fukoffs. i hav got tons of homework and its 10:00!!!!
but while im gone, make sure u continue to post. that way, i can stay on most heat!!!
fuk yeh
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:53:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Look, stop +2 your own posts.
Grab some paracetamol (preferably a full packet..and then some more) get a drink of water and...SWALLOW ALL (again just incase you forget: all meaning THE WHOLE BUNCH) THE PILLS and tell your miss world 8th place mommy what happened.
Whats your mums name and what year did she finish 8th?
My conclusion (I'm not American so I don't know what against all odds) is that you model for a company where they get Ulgy/Retarded/Don't know how to spell for shit people to model, thus being against all odds..
ah fuck it. My brain knows what I mean.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:52:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes. Sexy *beast*. And for an unwashed camel in heat, you are undoubtedly the epitome of sexiness.
Please tell me that the "sizzle" bit was your face and hands being seared off in a freak frying pan disaster.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:50:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:48:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:46:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
i model for against all odds
Well, it *is* called "against all odds". The reason that it's called that is because they use the children who are still alive despite the brain damage they've incurred. Sorry to burst your bubble like that, but I thought you might want to know.
fuk u lady plural. just because im one sexy beast, dont mean u gotts hate on all this. *sizzle sizzle*
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Congratulations, you're a hot mentally handicapped kid. That's something to be proud of. You know, looks are MUCH more important than your ability to think coherently.
FUK U SERALENA. OH YEH, U CANT. THE SQUIREL ALREADY DID.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If this chick is some harebrained plan of method's to get AJ to post a picture of his scrote on Uber....
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im not fukin method. im not an alter. this is my ONLY account
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:50:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:48:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:46:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
i model for against all odds
Well, it *is* called "against all odds". The reason that it's called that is because they use the children who are still alive despite the brain damage they've incurred. Sorry to burst your bubble like that, but I thought you might want to know.
fuk u lady plural. just because im one sexy beast, dont mean u gotts hate on all this. *sizzle sizzle*
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Congratulations, you're a hot mentally handicapped kid. That's something to be proud of. You know, looks are MUCH more important than your ability to think coherently.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:46:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
i model for against all odds
Well, it *is* called "against all odds". The reason that it's called that is because they use the children who are still alive despite the brain damage they've incurred. Sorry to burst your bubble like that, but I thought you might want to know.
fuk u lady plural. just because im one sexy beast, dont mean u gotts hate on all this. *sizzle sizzle*
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, if god is listening, your expiration date just was moved up by a few decades. And by that i mean, 'you will never have been conceived and this whole stupid alter thing is just a bad dream'.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:43:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
sealena at least i hav the option of being a slut. with ur UGLY ASS face, noone would even wanna fuk u.
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You sure are exercising that option too, aren't you? Except I bet you're probably not that great-looking, since you've never backed up that claim with a photo, have you?
And you know I have an "UGLY ASS face" how? Since I haven't camwhored and all?
oh yeh! im soooo ugly! thats y i model for against all odds, right???? that y my mom went to miss world and placed 8th right???? u know wat? just go fuk a squirrel.
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What you're mom looks like has nothing to do with what you look like, depending on how nasty your father is, and judges tend to be ugly. And proof that you model, please?
And I'm not "fuk"ing a squirrel, thank you very much. How about Ohlookasquirrel? Would that be an okay substitute?
Slut.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If this chick is some harebrained plan of method's to get AJ to post a picture of his scrote on Uber....
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Some questions for you finger slut:
1. How old is Mike? (I'm guessing 17-18 because if he had sex with 4 girls at 14-16, He was a busy guy and probably has AIDS)
2. Why did you feel the need to post this on Ubersite? There are websites for your 'Teen mid-life crisis'
3. When are you going to die?
1. actually, mike is 16. im 13. u r right. he might have AIDS. just like ur mom.
2. i felt the need to post this to ask advice if i should tell my parents. he is blakmailin me, u know.
3. i dont know wen i will die. only god knows that.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i model for against all odds
Well, it *is* called "against all odds". The reason that it's called that is because they use the children who are still alive despite the brain damage they've incurred. Sorry to burst your bubble like that, but I thought you might want to know.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sealena at least i hav the option of being a slut. with ur UGLY ASS face, noone would even wanna fuk u.
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You sure are exercising that option too, aren't you? Except I bet you're probably not that great-looking, since you've never backed up that claim with a photo, have you?
And you know I have an "UGLY ASS face" how? Since I haven't camwhored and all?
oh yeh! im soooo ugly! thats y i model for against all odds, right???? that y my mom went to miss world and placed 8th right???? u know wat? just go fuk a squirrel.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:41:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, I can solve that problem for you.
Pour Superglue in your gaping hole of a twat right before he grabs you. Then he'll get stuck, and you can wander around with something of him between your legs always.
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Hahahahaha! I love that. Cure o' slut.
Oh, and tell your parents you were raped Immy, and then nothing worse will happen. Instant fix. Or just avoid him, instead of lying down right next to him like he asks.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:43:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Some questions for you finger slut:
1. How old is Mike? (I'm guessing 17-18 because if he had sex with 4 girls at 14-16, He was a busy guy and probably has AIDS)
2. Why did you feel the need to post this on Ubersite? There are websites for your 'Teen mid-life crisis'
3. When are you going to die?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:41:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, I can solve that problem for you.
Pour Superglue in your gaping hole of a twat right before he grabs you. Then he'll get stuck, and you can wander around with something of him between your legs always.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuk u rotten treats. mayb i like to spell bad on da net, because guess wat? ITS DA FUKIN NET!!! noone cxares how u spell!!!! and i WILL come bak to this site... many times... im gonna stalk u, rotten treats. im gonna stalk u...
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Come and stalk me then finger raped slut. Come all the way over to England to stalk a 17 year old.
I dare you to.
If you hadn't noticed (Which, by your posts, you obviously haven't) this site requires good grammer, spelling and an over-all good story or something that makes people laught to get a +2.
Believe it or not, your post has none of these.
Maybe I'll give you a +2 for fun..or maybe not.
If there was a -100, I'd give you that. But there isn't. So -2 for you.
DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.
mr rotten treats i really WILL be able to stalk u cuz im comiin to england to visit my grandma for thanksgiving!!! YAHH! we could become sex buddes....actually...no.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:34:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Seralena, my friend's gonna be 19 in Feb. and he's never even been on a DATE! lol.
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Poor guy! Is he like, bad-looking or something, or is he just shy? My boyfriend was like that until I got hold of him. We were 17 at the time though, so he still beats out your friend. And you, sorry to say!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It is on most heated.
Were you dropped on your head as a child, or did you do it to yourself because you liked the feeling?
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tigre wat the fuk is baw?
u know wat? i dont even care. im gonna go do my homework. and by the way mike just called and told me to come over his house on thanksgiving. i think hes gonna do something worse. but he said if i dont show up, hell tell my parents.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sealena at least i hav the option of being a slut. with ur UGLY ASS face, noone would even wanna fuk u.
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You sure are exercising that option too, aren't you? Except I bet you're probably not that great-looking, since you've never backed up that claim with a photo, have you?
And you know I have an "UGLY ASS face" how? Since I haven't camwhored and all?
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuk u rotten treats. mayb i like to spell bad on da net, because guess wat? ITS DA FUKIN NET!!! noone cxares how u spell!!!! and i WILL come bak to this site... many times... im gonna stalk u, rotten treats. im gonna stalk u...
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Come and stalk me then finger raped slut. Come all the way over to England to stalk a 17 year old.
I dare you to.
If you hadn't noticed (Which, by your posts, you obviously haven't) this site requires good grammer, spelling and an over-all good story or something that makes people laught to get a +2.
Believe it or not, your post has none of these.
Maybe I'll give you a +2 for fun..or maybe not.
If there was a -100, I'd give you that. But there isn't. So -2 for you.
DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
..Dare I say it?
B@W!
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Seralena, my friend's gonna be 19 in Feb. and he's never even been on a DATE! lol.
And yeah, it does sound like she got a good finger fucking as opposed to sex. Don't know bout you, but where I'm from sounds like Mike only got to second base (finger-fucking/fun with boobies).
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:34:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
noone cxares how u spell
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Except for every single person who reads your posts and gives you a -2. People would like you more if you spelled correctly, but you're just reinforcing the image that because you're black, you're stupid. Way to feed the stereotype.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, and I want this heated so I can see AJ's scrote post. I'd bet he's lying.
Immy, you sure are pretty gung-ho on getting +2s considering your mental distress at being raped by a finger. Slut
sealena at least i hav the option of being a slut. with ur UGLY ASS face, noone would even wanna fuk u.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:31:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is the title for your next post:
Maybe I shud tell ma parunts dat i cant spell for sit an dnt no how da spell checka workz in microwsoft windows (also, does being raped make me a stupid slut?)
Do you know, the -2 means 'Don't bother'
In your case it means don't bother coming back to this site.. Ever.
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fuk u rotten treats. mayb i like to spell bad on da net, because guess wat? ITS DA FUKIN NET!!! noone cxares how u spell!!!! and i WILL come bak to this site... many times... im gonna stalk u, rotten treats. im gonna stalk u...
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
SHENANIGANS!!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
SHENANIGANS!
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah, and I want this heated so I can see AJ's scrote post. I'd bet he's lying.
Immy, you sure are pretty gung-ho on getting +2s considering your mental distress at being raped by a finger. Slut.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:24:18 (#)
Ranking: 1
I love how being a guy I can buy my clothes at Giant Tiger and Wal-Mart and other various discount stores and no one will bother me about it. Seems like in the end Mike won the fight.
Wow, 14, I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. :) Good times, good times.
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You can if you're a woman, too, you just don't tell anyone you do and no one knows the difference. If they do figure it out, who the fuck cares? It's only clothing.
I beat you too, I was 14.
And maybe the grammar and spelling errors everywhere made my mind break down, but from what I read, didn't she just get fingered, not actually "fuked"? And her enemy changed names once, from Michelle to Sara.
Immy, you're using his site, you should know who Bart is. Shenanigans is like the piece of shit you just posted: Lies.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here is the title for your next post:
Maybe I shud tell ma parunts dat i cant spell for sit an dnt no how da spell checka workz in microwsoft windows (also, does being raped make me a stupid slut?)
Do you know, the -2 means 'Don't bother'
In your case it means don't bother coming back to this site.. Ever.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thank u, podium, for the +1. it isnt a 2, but its not a -2
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:25:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
actually that kid mentally scared me. and all u can do is laugh.... thank u mr rotten treats, for putting down a 13 yer old who was raped two fukin days ago.
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I love how being a guy I can buy my clothes at Giant Tiger and Wal-Mart and other various discount stores and no one will bother me about it. Seems like in the end Mike won the fight.
Wow, 14, I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. :) Good times, good times.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus, would you look at that.. It's another -2 for being so retarded
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:24:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FUK u mr rotten treats. u see how i spell F. U. K? it stands for Fingering Ur Kid
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuk u lady plural, and all of u who insult me.
and yall can all kiss my wet vagina cuz this post is on its way to MOST HEATED!!!
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The only reason its wet is some kid blew his load over you when you didn't want him to.
As I said before. PLEASE DIE.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wasn't making fun of you. This was a really hot piece of erotica. It was a little slow to get started, but damn... little girls fighting, the guy forcing himself on the dimwitted main character...
Sex. Y.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Read this before posting again on ubersite: http://www.ubersite.com/m/47286
Oh and -2 again. I hate you
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:21:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah here's another -2 for being so shit at spelling.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuk u lady plural, and all of u who insult me.
and yall can all kiss my wet vagina cuz this post is on its way to MOST HEATED!!!
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I forgot to rate because I was so pissed off.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK SHIT FUCK NEVER FUCKING POST EVER AGAIN ON THIS SITE PLEASE.
My eyes are bleeding from so many spelling mistakes.
Note: FUCK IS SPELT F.U.C.K NOT FUK.
You got raped bitch so what, serves you right. Posts like these make me wish there was a 'Delete post' button on this site.
This gets -2 from the first word because you can't even spell ALRIGHT.
Please go out and get raped (again) by an old man and murdered.
Please?
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUK U ALL. U R MAKIN FUN OF SOMEONE WHO WAS JUST ASKIN FOR UR ADVICE.
AND WAT THE FUK IS SHENANIGANS???
fuk u!
cant u see im hurting and i dont know wat to do?????
and dont make fun of my spellin!
this is the fukin net!
u r SUPPOSED to spell badly!
DUH!
p.s. who the fuk is bart???
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Post away, AJ.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:11:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shear miserable agony. Since when is this some sort of teen help session?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:10:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If this makes it to Most Heated I'm going to post a picture of my scrote.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
God, that was hot.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
gonorrheic little asswipe
fistfuck
twatwaffle
cuntmuffin
shitweasel
fuckwad
waste of the air that you breathe dear lord why do you torment us so
Those are only a few of the responses that this post brings to mind. Alters are all good and fun, but can you at least pretend to care that my brain vommits every time i see something written like this post was? Please?
You suck at life.
Submitted by The_T_Man (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For Christ's sake get your spelling, grammar, and punctuation right. You're in grade 8 and you write like you're in grade 1. That and your story sucks.You shouldn't write stories about rape. Leave that to the crazy people like KoolMang.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm an equal opportunity -2 giver
Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe I read the whole thing.
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope he fucks some brains into you.
Submitted by ikebomber (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans, but not interesting shenanigans. Why did you spend so much time on this?
Submitted by DrPresident (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How about some coherent, gramatically sane, punctuated sentences with words spelled at least half correctly?
Probably takes too many brain cells.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that was the only fukin reason i was even fightin sara!
so mchelle got up,
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So is her name Michelle or Sara?
Can't even get the names in your piece of shit shenanigans right.
michelle's mom called and said he was comin to pik her up.
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Michelle's mother is a "he"? No wonder she's fucked up.
Outside of that, you weren't "fuked", you were fingered. Still, you should tell someone.
What happened to that "Mexicano" boyfriend you were bragging about a week ago, anyway? Oh, let me guess, you'd rather have the rapist. If he says he'll give a surprise to the person who wins, you really shouldn't think he wants you because of your personality. He should have gone with Michelle/Sara anyway, at least she would have put out for him.
And I buy all my shoes at Payless, thank you very much. They all look exactly the same, minus a logo, and they last the same amount of time anyway. I buy my clothes at K-Mart, because we don't have Wal-Marts in Chicago. Why waste my money on overly expensive clothes when I can get it cheaper at K-Mart, thrift stores, and garage sales? Good insult, and way to take something way too seriously. I bought a shirt at Limited, Too, and it fell apart in like, two months. Useless piece of crap.
Why have I wasted so much time on this post? Make her go away, Bart, please!
Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:35:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
u
guyz
fuked
b4
plz
giv
bakground
wat
hav
spreadn
fukin
bak
wen
skool
That's 14 reasons why you got this -2.
These were taken from the first 2 paragraphs.
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I'm glad you did it, you saved me the time trying to re-read the words that caused my eyes to feel the burning of a thousand dying suns.
Submitted by vajokki (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I laughed really hard at this. This is great. I love it. I love your inability to spell "fuck" and the fact you are a nigger gives me giggles anyway. It took you an hour to shit on the keyboard and press submit?
Never come back. I hate you. -2 die.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:10:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh.
my.
god.
i want to pull my eyes out with a pair of needle nosed pliers. what the fuck was this supposed to be?
im set and convinced that this is shenaningans for the simple fact that:
You two fought. for a guy. except it wasnt for a guy. she said you shopped at walmart. wait, that guy said he'd rape you if you won, right? and you won? and got raped?
what am i missing?
this was by far THE single dumbest thing i have EVER READ.
there is no exaggeration here. this piece of "literature" would make albert einstein eat his own boogers, and Steven Hawking shit his pants repeatedly (if he doesnt already... never can tell with those wheel chair fuckers).
Not only do i feel dumber for reading this, I also have less respect for myself.
What you have is commonly referred to as "fucking retarded". There's a cure, just do exactly as I say.
1. Take a large chef's knife or the largest blade you have in the house, and put it in the sink with the garbage disposal, handle down. (that's pointy end up)
2. Turn on garbage disposal.
3. Stick your face into the rapidly rotating blade.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:39:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:19:22 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:18:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why in the fuck did I read this entire piece of shit?
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I was thinking the exact same thing.
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yeah. wtf.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JESUS CHRIST
YOU PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY GIVING SERIOUS REVIEWS TO THIS
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:57:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah. On the highly off chance that this isn't shenanigans, tell somebody.
Otherwise, go and practice blowjobs with the nearest electrical socket.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont have AIM at home, because my gay roomate put a block on everyone other than himself for downloading stuff.
So for now... I only have Uber.
AND i can't find my cell.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shenanigans... very, very bad shenanigans
you can't possibly believe this is real. it's some 14-16 year old dude that enjoys how much people hate him while taking breaks to jack off to internet porn. i really wish bart would ban this guy.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And for the love of all that is unholy, would you get on AIM?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Val, I was being extremely sarcastic when I said it's not supposed to hurt.
If it DID hurt for "Mike," then he's gay.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
On a serious note, if this isn't shenanigans, which I think it is...
If this is a true story, you were raped. You absolutely HAVE TO tell your parents right away. Rape is a disgusting and horrible thing, and as much as I hate you, I almost feel as if this isn't shenanigans.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If sex hurts for a GUY... THEN there might be a problem. But most girls DO have painful first time sex. And if they're really young -TOO young-, then it will probably hurt even more.
Grow a vagina, and then tell me how it is.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:48:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:42:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sex is NOT supposed to hurt the first time.
If it does hurt, then you have something seriously wrong with you, and you can only be cured by drinking 1/3 cup of Drain-O
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You're kidding... right Tim?
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Not in the least bit.
Submitted by tha_rusty_1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is the worst shit i have ever read. I really hope that you do have aids if this isnt shannanigans, just so you will die a paintful horrible death.
-2 die
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:42:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sex is NOT supposed to hurt the first time.
If it does hurt, then you have something seriously wrong with you, and you can only be cured by drinking 1/3 cup of Drain-O
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You're kidding... right Tim?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:46:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
One word: Method
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Better go with a whole cup, just to be sure.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sex is NOT supposed to hurt the first time.
If it does hurt, then you have something seriously wrong with you, and you can only be cured by drinking 1/3 cup of Drain-O
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and you managed to give away the fact that this is shenanigans by incorrectly spelling almost every possible word in this written equivalent of explosive shit, and yet somehow managing to spell 'vagina' correctly. Nice work.
Cuntmuffin.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:37:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't tell me that they've been giving the Down's Syndrome kids internet access again.
Fuck me, I just woke up my parents laughing at this.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:19:22 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:18:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why in the fuck did I read this entire piece of shit?
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I was thinking the exact same thing.
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yeah. wtf.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't tell me that they've been giving the Down's Syndrome kids internet access again.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:35:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
(and before u racist bastards -2 me, plz just read this)
no
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
u
guyz
fuked
b4
plz
giv
bakground
wat
hav
spreadn
fukin
bak
wen
skool
That's 14 reasons why you got this -2.
These were taken from the first 2 paragraphs.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Hey Farva! What's the name of that resturaunt you like with all the stuff on the walls?"
gah...
Submitted by pacificsharp (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:31:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I cannot possibly finish reading this it is hurting my head.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree... this was too painful even for shenanigans.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I meant to -2 this shit before. If this is real then you just got raped. Go ahead and start smoking crack, then maybe your out of wedlock child can be a rapper when he grows up.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For one, Try typing correctly. When you do that, your skills will become better, you'll type faster, and look like less of a dumbass.
Second of all, shut the fuck up.
And third, -2DIE.
Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:18:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why in the fuck did I read this entire piece of shit?
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I was thinking the exact same thing.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're lucky it wasn't me who raped you, I'm hung like your nigger ass would be if I ever saw you in real life ... no offense intended of course.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm not reading that horseshit, even if it is shenanigans.
Shenanigans shouldn't hurt this bad.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:18:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why in the fuck did I read this entire piece of shit?
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wateva u fuks!
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:13:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
C'mon now, this isn't even cleverly executed shenanigans.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I tried to read this, I really did. Maybe if I did a cut and paste into word, and then ran a spell check and a grammar check I might be able to make sense of it. Seriously. Nobody types this badly and is capable fo functioning in reality.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
C'mon now, this isn't even cleverly executed shenanigans.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
plz rate +2. it is all true. i need u guyz advice on wat to do.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 19:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
plz dont -2. it took me an hour to write this. it is ALL 100 percent true. so dont make fun of me. it is a real problem.