Best Song of November 22, 2004 (1463 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.06 on 55 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Holly Golitely <hollywon1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-22 20:53:34 EST
Am I the only one who just heard this song?
Your homework for tonight is to hear this if you haven't already.
Artist: LAZYBOY LYRICS
Title: Underwear Goes Inside The Pants
Lyrics:
Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what's not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?
You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is:
people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.
The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What's going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don't just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?
Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think?
They're not masterminds.
"OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?"
"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:"
"Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?"
Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I'll sit at a drive thru.
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.
Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,
"You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them."
We're in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.
I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.
I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.
User Reviews
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-03-27 11:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Triple J was the first station in Australia to play that song. I was on my way home from work on the bus, and was pretty well asleep when the song started. It just bolted me upright, it hit me so hard.
Then the commercial radio stations picked it up and put it on high rotation, and Video Hits started playing the video and then before you knew it, every 14 - 25 year old Mick was going "dude, underwear belongs INSIDE the pants. hahaha LOL!!!11!" and I stopped listening to it. Until now, because I remembered it's such an awesome song. Kind of like "Rock Me", by ABBA.
"Rock Me" is a fucking awesome song.
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2004-12-12 02:53:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Song was shitty, but funny.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-12-12 02:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow that sucked
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-12-12 02:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you.
Your hotness.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:24:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeep goin'
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gotta push this back into negative...
Besides, the Sunscreen song was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better...
OK, I'm lying. Fuck off.
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Am I the only person in the world that is annoyed by this song? The voice it that of comedian Greg Giraldo. He's been on comedy central presents and tough crowd with Colin Quinn a few times. You guys are all idiots. Give the true author of these lyrics the acknowledgement that he deserves.
God, I hate idiots.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cows with Guns - Dana Lyons
Walk the dinosaur - Was not was
WHY DO I KNOW THESE THINGS??
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-11-30 15:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Because you are the girl I'm gonna marry.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-25 05:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No problem!
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-25 05:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Want another?
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-25 05:12:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And another
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-25 05:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here, have a -2
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe you actually downloaded that King Missile song.
My brother loved that song. But I gave all his music to Gumby.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-23 12:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't see why this would have a negative rating. It was amusing!
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-11-23 07:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:36:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's four minutes and fifty five seconds of ranting, that's all been done before, laid over a crappy song.
There isn't anything in here I haven't heard before.
Download "Cows with Guns." Now THAT is a funny song.
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Cows well hung!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-23 05:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If this makes any spoilt fat cunt of a 12 year old stop and think for the first time in their life then its gotta be a good thing.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OOH I remember the video for Detachable Penis..... he's walking on the sidewalk and some street vendor has his penis on a blanket for sale..and he wants it back..
yeah! that was funny.
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL FUNNEEE LETS HANG UOT
Submitted by JewToast. (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post made my money clip shiver in excitement
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Havnt heard the word "goons" in a while lol, tacky tacky song mildy funny lyric.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most of you goons have absolutely no sense of humor or are trying to overanalyze the song, I think it's funny as shit
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
RouteTwo.........?!??!?
THIS.........
THIS brought you out of the woodwork?!
wow
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
emo?
I don't see it.
I guess my corporate ass does not see the connection.
And yes.......for once......I am camping......
<refresh>
Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:44:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
deep man....deep.
this reeks of all the trendy new emo-shit being pumped through teen's stereo's everyday. just die.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
boom boom akalakalaka boom
boom boom akalaka boom boom
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Am I the only one who misses "Walk the Dinosaur"?
Open the door......get on the floor....
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good call, Steve.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Circe! That is hilarious...... bizarre, but hilarious.
Thanks!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That song reminds me of Uber because it sounds just like a post some one would make here..... Some one with talent could take some of his posts, set them to music and put out a spoken word album and it would be the same thing.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
detachable penis is the funniest song ever
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for a song with weed lyrics reminding me to call my mom for her b-day. I'm a sick, sick man.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not reading all that ghey.
But I can tell you stole from somthing.
Asshole.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:51:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I can't remeber whether I like you or hate you.
Ahhh well, shitty post.
No hard feelings.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Legallady.....
You're right. That's a good'un. I love the sermon-like quality. I can't wait to hear "Detachable Penis" and "Cheesecake Truck".
I have such high hopes.
Submitted by pokeysrevenge (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dont over fucking advertise, then it will be overplayed.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's kinda funny.
BYW, I challenge anyone to top this, name the worst song ever. (It has to have been in Top 40 at some time in history is only rule). We came up with this in bar one night, and no one could top it for worst song ever: the 80's song "Lawyers In Love".
I'm glad to say that I don't know/remember who did this.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright, Circe.... I'll take your word for it. I just thought this song was funny because it wasn't WHAT he said.......it was how he said it.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm having a hell of a time downloading the King Missile song, but their titles seem to be worth the wait.
Thank you!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's four minutes and fifty five seconds of ranting, that's all been done before, laid over a crappy song.
There isn't anything in here I haven't heard before.
Download "Cows with Guns." Now THAT is a funny song.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Please. This song is funny. I'd love to hear an argument to the contrary.
I posted it.....knowing damned well that it would get a negative rating, but hoping maybe 5 people would enjoy it. If that happens, I am SATISFIED.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Downloaded it, listened to it... I'm sorry, but it sucks pretty hard.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No. It's not. It's fucking stupid.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is a much cooler song.
Jesus Was Way Cool
King Missile
Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool
If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
No wonder there are so many Christians
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
herd, even
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Follow the heard Q.....
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No one fucking cares
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-22 21:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Allow me to change my rating...
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What did you just say?
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I no link cause I no go to jail! (or pay a fine)
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Heard it a few times over the last month or so. Not terribly impressed with it, nor this post...
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The artist is Lazyboy......NOT lazyboy lyrics.
as though it matters.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This is pretty funny, but the song is lame that they lay it down on.
What is the link to his site?